Sharebears 9.94: The End of This Journey (Completed 13 Mar 2020)

[wa-wa-world]

Wow Tristan isn't as boring looking as I thought he'd be, but I think Im on team Teagan he's adorable (Though Im not against Tarlock winning)

[oshizu]

Wow Tristan isn't as boring looking as I thought he'd be, but I think Im on team Teagan he's adorable (Though Im not against Tarlock winning)

@wa-wa-world
Haha, I have a favorite too but I'm not telling. Whenever I have a favorite, nobody votes for them, LOL!

[oshizu]

One big, happy household!


7.78: One BIG Secret

Week 23/Saturday

Shiso: I'm glad Elvain got off work Friday at 11 pm!
We have just enough time to celebrate the Night on the Town holiday!
Isn't it wonderful to see everyone in their formal wear?

Tristan: Um, Mama, why don't I get to be part of the Matching Suit Brigade?
Shiso: Sorry, son, but I'm not ready to share that complicated tale yet.
The short version is that I made a mistake during your makeovers.


Tarlock: Mama, have you been hiding a secret?
Shiso: Maybe…
Teagan: Tristan, Tarlock, and I love secrets, Mama! And we'll never tell!
Shiso: Then, maybe tomorrow night, after Elvain gets off work.  We'll see…


Shiso: Take a gander at our latest post-person!
Don't you agree that he looks like the handsome, younger, slimmer brother of you-know-who?
He's, like, Raj Rasoya 10.0! 
Hmmm, should we fangify him to preserve him for Generation 9?
Or shall we put our faith in someone better coming along?


Shiso: Ronan! Why are you practicing yoga instead of working on Bodybuilder?
Ronan: I'd maxed fitness before I moved in, remember?
So I've practiced yoga to "Work out for x hours" and "Spend xx hours exercising."


Shiso: I'm so sorry about asking you to have Father Winter's child!
Rai: Don't worry about it. I'm just glad you gave up on me. So what now?
Shiso: First, I considered asking Papa to move out so I could give birth to a girl.
But then I couldn't stand the thought of my little girl with Father Winter!

Rai: Yeah, if only Father Winter were better-looking, eh?
Also, I feel like our watcher went a little overboard with your Erratic trait.


Shiso: I know, right? I'm erratic, not brainless!
As if sharing the secret with the boys won't be hard enough! Sheesh!

Rai: Well, if I move out with Papa right away, you could move a lady in for Father Winter.
Shiso: That won't be necessary, Rai. I've decided this legacy can do without Father Winter's spawn.


Tarlock: What are we doing here? Don't we have more important things to do?
Teagan: Dude, where's your sense of adventure? I was working on Nerd Brain just now.
Then I thought, "Wouldn't it be cool to visit Sixam with my bros?"

Tristan: Great idea! I'm sick and tired of skill-grinding day and night!


Tristan: Since I have the Collector trait, I'm hoping to find our remaining MySims trophy.
Sadly, I don't find a single time capsule!
And, of course, Teagan is the one who digs up our missing Quartz crystal.


Teagan: I'm the one who found the crystal, Mama! Why are you in that screenshot?
Shiso: Tut, tut, my boy. I'm the one and only Gen7 heir and you, a mere heir candidate!
Besides, you need to go on five space missions!


Shiso: I respect your greater experience, Papa, and always value your advice.
But isn't it extremely risky to send Elvain to work feeling hysterical?
Omu: I told him to take a bubble bath and thought he'd become Very Playful.

Shiso: Can a sim die of hysteria while at work?
Omu: I don't know…


Ronan: I have no idea what's going on in this family!
My father-in-law's brother just phoned to invite me out to the Romance Festival.
Am I the only normal sim in the household?


Omu: See, Shiso? Everything worked out fine in the end.
Thanks to his hysteria, he got a medium performance boost.
Shiso: But now he's energized from his Hysterical Cauliflower moodlet. What's that?
Omu: Who cares? Look how close he is to a promotion!
And his shift isn't over yet for five more hours. He's got this!



Week 24/Sunday (Spring, Day 1)

Tarlock: Spring has sprung!
Teagan: And today's the anniversary of our legacy!
Tristan: We're only four days away from starting Generation 8, so why do we only have four holiday traditions?

Shiso: We can only add a tradition when an heir dies.
But the Gen5 heir, your great-grandma Kirsten, was a vampire for a while.


Ronan (somberly): Please tell me you don't want to give birth to Father Winter's child.
Shiso: Good gracious, no! The boys will have enough to deal with, as it is!
Ronan: How do you think they'll accept the news?
Shiso: I'm sure they'll be fine.

Ronan: What if we have a little girl together, Shiso? Would you like that?
Shiso: I would, but then you'd have to move out. I'd rather have you than a daughter.
Next generation, you and I will live with our boys, the Gen8 spouse, and their kids.
It'll be fantastic! *pumps fist


Shiso: Thank you for preparing this fantastic grand meal, Tristan!
Tristan: I was a little worried because I'd never cooked before.
Omu: Great job, Tristan. You prepared an excellent-quality meal on your first try!

Teagan: So what are we up to today? More aspiration grinding? *sighs
Shiso: No, actually. We're spending the afternoon at the Flea Market.
In the evening, we're going to a cool restaurant.
Then I want us to go clubbing. It might be Teens Night at Narwhal Arms.

Teagan (whispers): Yo, Tristan! Do you think this is some kind of trap?
Tristan (whispers back): Let's just give thanks and enjoy!


Shiso: The Flea Market is a bust, dagnabbit!
Our fossil and MySims trophy collections are still missing one item each!


At the Arts Quarter, the Humor & Hijinks Festival is in full swing.
Which is odd, since it's just past 4 p.m.
Oh well, the boys find two new posters at least.


At the Fashion District, we find the Romance Festival without any vendors or the Romance Guru.
Teagan immediately invites Rita Patel over from the Heaton School of Girls.
After Teagan and Rita drink sakura tea together, Teagan wastes no time.

Tristan phones Corinne Shiba who never shows.
Tarlock chats with Annabelle Amor, another girl from Heaton.
When night falls, we head home to get dressed for dinner.


Shiso: Thanks for joining us for dinner, Orfeu. It's great to see you!
Orfeu: Thanks for the invite, Shiso. Are we here for what I think we're here for?
Shiso: Your intuition is impeccable, as always.
Folks, please look at this photo taken not long after I became the Sharebear heir?


Tristan: Um, why do Uncle Tarlock and Uncle Orfeu look so heavy?
Tarlock: Those are beer bellies, right? *looks hopeful
Teagan: For sure, they probably just stopped working out for a while.

Shiso: Sorry to disappoint you boys, but all three of us are pregnant.


Shiso: After Orfeu and Elvain moved in, I customized my gender to offer them my DNA.
Tarlock: But why would they want to be pregnant and bear a child?
Elvain: Personally, I was hoping that if I had her child, Shiso would choose me!

Shiso: Is this tale too adult for you boys?  I do think you're old enough to hear it now.
Orfeu: We used the most cutting-edge in-vitro fertilization technology available.
Shiso: No questions! I refuse to go into any details!.
But rest assured that it was all done scientifically and tastefully. I may be erratic, but I'm not immoral!


Shiso: As you are aware, Orfeu Garrido is my primary spouse.
Then, I moved in Elvain VonCarloff for my secondary spouse, as instructed by our watcher.
However, I've been in love with Ronan Ponce ever since I was in high school.
Soon after my birthday, I proposed to him and we tried for a baby the traditional way.

And then, Orfeu, Elvain, and I took our pregnancy tests at the same time. Success!


As a result, we went into labor within hours of each other.


Shiso: And now, my children, you know exactly who your birth parents are!

Teagan: Why couldn't you just have had three kids with my dad Ronan?
Shiso: First of all, both Orfeu and Elvain pleaded with me to let them bear my child.
But also, since I'm erratic, I felt pressured to distinguish my generation from its predecessors.

Tristan: I never realized that you actually have three husbands, Mama.
Shiso: I don't. I've always been "just friends" with your father and Tarlock's father.

Ronan (internally): And she got all huffy because HER father asked me to woohoo!
How did I ever let myself be talked into joining this family?




Gallery Downloads
*"Japanese Restaurant Miyabi" by Momofy (40x30)

[sdhoey]

Oh my, Shiso, What big secrets you have. 

All the boys are cute.

[wa-wa-world]

Haha! I knew Tarlock looked too much like elvain for that to be co incidence! Nice plot twist

Also I just realised and love how there's a framed photo of the good butler in the dining room 😂

[sdhoey]

Haha! I knew Tarlock looked too much like elvain for that to be co incidence! Nice plot twist

Also I just realised and love how there's a framed photo of the good butler in the dining room 😂

hahaha, I just went back and saw that. Good eye,

[BallerinaHippo]

Ahh...you made a comment a while back about the math being difficult regarding moving in spouses for this generation.  Now that comment makes much more sense, and I see why you really wanted three spouses for Shiso.

I noticed a while ago that Tarlock was the only one that looked like Elvain, but I guess I assumed the other two must take after Shiso.  Now I see that they all look like their fathers.  Nice little plot twist there.  Shiso definitely gets points for originality!

[Tynynounours]

That was a very erratic idea, but it's great! Such a funny surprise. I was a bit afraid when you spoke of secret in the previous update that one had been adopted and disqualified for heir run. It was unexpected and I was laughing hard at this.

[oshizu]

Oh my, Shiso, What big secrets you have. 
All the boys are cute.

@sdhoey
Haha, nobody ever mentioned that the three boys have 3 different eye colors and hair colors.
Now that you know that Tristan's father is the primary spouse Orfeu, I can give Tristan his father's little moustache!

Haha! I knew Tarlock looked too much like elvain for that to be co incidence! Nice plot twist
Also I just realised and love how there's a framed photo of the good butler in the dining room 😂

@wa-wa-world
Tarlock's green eyes and red hair are pretty obviously from Elvain.
Then, when we went to the restaurant, I realized I'd accidentally chosen the same formal wear for Elvain/Tarlock and Rona/Teagan. Haha.
Our wonderful butler's image is actually a Paint-from-Reference portrait of Tetsu's photo.
Tetsu thanks you for noticing!

Ahh...you made a comment a while back about the math being difficult regarding moving in spouses for this generation.  Now that comment makes much more sense, and I see why you really wanted three spouses for Shiso.

I noticed a while ago that Tarlock was the only one that looked like Elvain, but I guess I assumed the other two must take after Shiso.  Now I see that they all look like their fathers.  Nice little plot twist there.  Shiso definitely gets points for originality!

@BallerinaHippo
I actually didn't start out planning the baby-daddy weirdness for Shiso's generation.
Her life would probably have progressed more conventionally if Ronan had had 3 unique traits, but he didn't.
She needed to move in both Orfeu and Elvain, but I wanted her to have her true love, too. Ronan is a popular romantic target among the Sharebears, haha.

That was a very erratic idea, but it's great! Such a funny surprise. I was a bit afraid when you spoke of secret in the previous update that one had been adopted and disqualified for heir run. It was unexpected and I was laughing hard at this.

@Tynynounours
I'm so glad that Shiso's secret made you laugh!!! It was something I decided to do on Shiso's young adult birthday then I've worried about when to reveal the surprise.
Last night, when I posted the update, I was rather worried that it would be too weird for everyone.
So, seriously, I'm glad you thought it was funny.

[oshizu]

A look at the year ahead



7.79: The Boys Are Eggs-hausted!

Week 24/Sunday

Shiso: Oh, you're wearing a moustache like your father!
Tristan: Well, yes. It's only a fake one until a real one grows in.
Tarlock: It really suits him, doesn't it?

Shiso: But, Tristan, how did you get hold of a fake moustache so quickly?


Orfeu: I brought it for him, Shiso. No need to hide the truth any longer, right?

Teagan (internally): I'm good and Orfeu's evil, but we seem to be doing okay.


Teagan: It's definitely NOT Teens' Night at Narwhal Arms!
Tristan: Eh, the three of us are the only teens in the house!
Tarlock: The others are either married, relatives, or adults. Ugh!
Tristan: Maybe we just arrived here too late?



Monday

Shiso: Our watcher warns that our world has started showing signs of destruction.
This morning, we visit San Myshuno for the second day in a row.
The Flea Market's gone, but the Romance Festival's still going on at the Fashion District.
And we find Humor & Hijinks fireworks shooting into the air at the Arts Quarter.
Don't these festivals ever close down anymore?


We spend a little time in each district of San Myshuno but fail to find a single poster!
Tristan discovers some historical plaque, which he examines.
That moustache quite enhances his resemblance to Orfeu, doesn't it?


Things are off up in Sixam as well.
Tarlock comes across a geode node surrounded by six time capsules.
Teagan finds an alien crater surrounded by six unpolished geodes.


After sundown, Ronan and I get married at last!
Not only did I want to wait for warmer weather.
But I also wanted to marry only after I'd shared the truth with our boys.




I'm not impressed by our non-household guests.
They all arrived late and just stayed dancing in the center aisle.
Grandpa Takuya and Uncle Negi's daughter Norah didn't even bother with formal attire!


I'm so grateful for Ronan's faith and trust in me.
Ronan knew I'd been a DNA donor to my primary spouse and first secondary spouse.
And yet he still agreed to move in and become my fiance.


Our wedding party earns a gold medal.
Haha, I'm not sure why we even bother earning gold medals.
I'm willing to bet that our legacy won't be earning any more points in the Popularity category!


On our way home, we briefly stop in Newcrest in search of our last missing fossil.
And here we find, instead, yet another sign of our world's gradual degradation.
Is that a roller skating rink that's spawned on top of an ice skating rink?



Tuesday

Elvain: It's 6 in the morning, son. What's the meaning of that outfit?
Tarlock: Today's Talk Like a Pirate Bunny Day, Papa!
Elvain: Huh?

Tarlock: Actually, we wanted to combine Talk Like a Pirate Day with a Spring Equinox celebration.
But then we discovered that Talk Like a Pirate is a special, spontaneous holiday.
Elvain: I see. So you decided to dress like pirates today anyway?


Shiso: We're on edge about celebrating the Holiday Gnomes tradition for the first time.
We don't really understand what happens.
Papa successfully appeases that first gnome with a cup of coffee.


The second gnome accepts the future cube I offer him.
So far, so good!


Tristan: We've all spread out around the house to hunt eggs!
I'm done with this holiday even though I've yet to see a gnome or the Flower Bunny.


Since Teagan finds the last egg, I let him pose for the Easter Egg Collection shot.
It's not even 8 am yet and we're all gold status for this holiday.
When eggs-actly does the Flower Bunny visit?


Tristan: I saw two gnomes earlier wearing halos. Teagan, did you appease one?
Teagan: Nope, I haven't even seen one yet! How about you, Tarlock?

Tarlock: I saw one in the nursery but stopped to appreciate it first.
Then, he vanished before I could try to appease it.


Tristan: We found them! I'm looking away as if I haven't noticed them yet.
Teagan: Tarlock, is this the gnome you saw earlier? Wanna try to appease it?


Tristan: Way to go, Tarlock!
Tarlock: Now what? All three gnomes are wearing halos, so now what?
Teagan: I have no idea. What I do know is that I'm eggs-hausted! I need a power nap!


Teagan: We've travelled so much these past two days!
Tarlock: We even visited Sixam twice! I'm pretty tired, too. *yawns
Tristan: Not to mention the emotional shock of learning the secret of our birth!


Shiso: Yikes, the gnomes suddenly appeared out of nowhere!
What's the deal with them anyway?
They hang around hoping one of us will kick them, so they can trash our house?


Stranger: So these are the boys, eh?


Yeah. Same mother, different fathers, but all three born on Talk Like a Pirate Day!


COMING NEXT! Gen8 Heir Vote!



Legacy Score: unchanged
Nature: 20 collections (missing MySims Trophies, fossils, insects, posters, Omiscan treasures)

Special Content
Details on the pirate sim and custom content are provided in the following update.

[Shewolf13]

Whoa!  That's quite the secret!  Love it! And ooo, is that Jack Sparrow?

[Tynynounours]

Do I sense a mysterious pirate adventure for the boys?

The pirate-bunny day seems like an interesting holiday, and you got some successes out of it.

Also, the eye color might have come from one gen earlier, and there's sometimes a shift  for an intermediary one when the parents' colors are far from each other, so the main surprise was that none of the children were identical. Because of Tarlock, I assumed Elvain was everyone's father.

Orpheu, why do you run around with fake moustache exactly?

[oshizu]

Whoa!  That's quite the secret!  Love it! And ooo, is that Jack Sparrow?

@Shewolf13
Jack Sparrow? Who's that? I guess you'll just have to wait and see!

Do I sense a mysterious pirate adventure for the boys?

The pirate-bunny day seems like an interesting holiday, and you got some successes out of it.

Also, the eye color might have come from one gen earlier, and there's sometimes a shift  for an intermediary one when the parents' colors are far from each other, so the main surprise was that none of the children were identical. Because of Tarlock, I assumed Elvain was everyone's father.

Orpheu, why do you run around with fake moustache exactly?

@Tynynounours
I just watched Carl's youtube video summarizing the latest Get Famous livestream and saw that we'll have better pirate costumes & a pirate movie setting soon!
Oh well, I will just fumble along. As for Talk Like a Pirate holiday, I hadn't realized until yesterday that I can't schedule it myself. Darn it!

Thank you for the info about inherited eye colors. I'm not sure I've ever had eye color or hair color skip a generation, but a large difference between the parents' eye/hair colors makes sense.
I appreciate your voicing your assumption of Elvain's paternity. Nobody else ever asked who the father was, which surprised me a little.
Haha, Orfeu brought the fake moustache for his beloved son because he knew that Tristan no longer would have to hide his resemblance to his biological father!
Actually, I couldn't wait to see what Tristan would  look like with Orfeu's moustache, so I had to invent some reason why Tristan would suddenly grow a moustache...

[oshizu]

7.80: Avast Ye, It's an Heir Vote!

So, it's agreed, then? You'll look after the boys for a day or two?
JS: Blimey, why me? Are ye tryin' to run a rig on me, bucko?
Do I look to ye like a babysitter fer landlubbers?


Of course not. But, you see, each Sharebear generation goes on a wild and wondrous adventure.
Who better to guide these boys than you? You're the consummate adventurer!
CJ: Well, since ye put it that way!


CJ: Ahoy there! Show a leg! Do ye plan to sleep yer lives away? C'mon now, laddies! Look lively!
Tristan (still half asleep): Where are we? Who are you?
CJ: Yer in me hideout on me secret pirate cove, if ye must know. As fer who I am…


CJ: Me name's Cap'n Jack Sparrow, one of the nine Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas.
I'm courageous, cunning, conniving, perceptive…
Tarlock: Hold on there, Cap'n. Isn't this update 'sposed to be about US, the heir candidates?
CJ: Well, yeah, but ye need to know who yer guide is, don't ye?

Teagan: But why you instead of Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod?
Tristan: Yeah! Weren't we gonna be the Men-in-Kilts generation?
Tarlock: Don't you know we bear Celtic names? What about our tartans?


CJ: Arrrrr, I should flog you scurvy lil landlubbers for insultin' me honor!
Fine! Ye wanna run around screaming, "There can be only one!," like a madman?
Meanwhile, every scallywag and their matey will be trying to behead you.
Be me guests, laddies! I'll just be off to plunder and pillage…


Tarlock: Wait, wait, Cap'n Jack. I think we've suddenly warmed to the idea of pirating.
But why do you get the cool pirate outfit while we're stuck with Spooky Party rags?
CJ: Because I'm the original pirate, that's why!


Teagan (whispers): He's a mashup of the Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and PewdiePie.
Tristan: Not PewdiePie, silly! You mean the Disney skunk named Pepe LePew.
Tarlock: Yeah, yeah, close enough, whatever!. Let's get back to the main topic. US!

CJ: Ye laddies are sorely testing this ole seadog's patience!


Tristan: Let's say we sign up for this pirate bizness. Where do you take us? Where will we go?
CJ: Wherever we want to go, we'll go!
Tarlock: Let's go swash some buckles!
Teagan: Yeah, let's go shiver us some timbers!

CJ: Here we are at Ye Olde Pirate Restaurant, which I've taken over for my personal use.
(internally): I can't really be seen out in public with these noobs now, can I?


CJ: So, Tristan, tell me 'bout yerself.
Tristan: I'm a lot like my father, Orfeu, who's an evil, unflirty, snob.
As a young adult, I'll also be an unflirty snob, but neat like Mama.

CJ: Arrrrr, that's boring! Gimme all yer lowdown and dirty scuttlebutt, boy!
Tristan: Hmmm, let's see. My father's a born vampire who lives in Forgotten Hollow.
As children, I beat my brothers in earning all the scout badges.


CJ: Future plans?
Tristan: I wanted to be a Stylist but the career isn't available yet.
So, instead, I've set my heart on becoming a classical pianist.
CJ: Can ye play any sea shanties?
Tristan: Um, excuse me?
CJ: A handsome, upright, and extremely talented snorefest. *zzzzzz


CJ: Ahoy there, Tarlock! I see you've already found yerself a pirate wench!
Tarlock: Not really, Cap'n. She's just a friend from high school. Annabelle Amor.
CJ: Blimey! Why are ye lads so dead? Have ye nothing to say fer yerself?
Tarlock: Erm, my father's a born vampire who lives with us. He's a comedian.
And….


CJ: Eh, who cares? Why should anyone pick ye for the next heir, lad? Convince me!
Tarlock: Gah, my chances of being chosen are practically zero.
I'm Outgoing like Papa and a Music-Lover like Mama, but then I get the Hates Children trait. *sighs
CJ: I can see how that might hold ye back, seeing as an heir should be close to his children.
And to the children of his siblings as well.
Tarlock: I'll still be useful! I plan to max the Pro Athlete career, even though I'm a Music Lover.
CJ: Sorry to hear that, bucko. Maybe you'll max your career quicker and move out?


CJ: Well, Teagan, what's special about you?
Teagan: Me? I'm Outgoing and Self-Assured then later I become Family-Oriented.
CJ: Hey, you wanna go to the poop deck? The view's better from there.
Teagan: The poop deck? Oh, thank heavens! I've been wondering where the toilet is!
CJ: Uh no, the poop deck is…never mind, son, never mind.


CJ: Yer brothers have been boring me stiff. Ye got any juicy scuttlebutt fer me?
Teagan: Well, I bet you didn't know that Grandpa Omu tried to woohoo with my father!
CJ: Sink me, heartie! That's not juicy, that's disgusting!
Teagan: Oh. Did I tell you that I wanna become an Internet Personality?

CJ: Oh yeah? Why'd ye pick that? You like surfing the web?
Teagan: Not really. But the only other career is Charity Organizer.
That career only requires Charisma 10, so I thought I'd leave it for the heir's spouse.
CJ: Looks like I'm better off hearing yer scuttlebutt, boy. Out with it!


CJ: This is Tortuga Bay, hearties. I dwell here when I want to be close to civilization.
Tarlock: We're not going to be going on any adventures, I guess.
CJ: Nah. Ye boys can neither sail a ship nor wield a cutlass.
We'll just take it easy and chat so's your readers can get to know ye a tad better.
Teagan: It's a lovely place, Cap'n!


CJ: So, are ye boys getting excited about becoming young adults?
Tarlock: Tsk, we're like a month too early for the Get Famous pirates!
Tristan: Yeah, if we could Get Famous, we could duel and stuff!

CJ: Oh really? Would you be able to plunder booty as well?
Teagan: No, cuz we're still teens. Papa says to wait until we're young adults for booty calls.
CJ: Uh, no, Teagan. I mean booty as in pirate treasure...Oh, just forget about it! *rolls eyes


CJ: Well, what about those four girls you know? I hear yer Mama has a primary spouse in mind.
Tarlock: Yeah, so one of the four might be the secondary spouse.
Teagan: I accidentally kissed Rita (left) at the Romance Festival two days ago.
But we're just friends now. Whoever's heir gets to pick their secondary spouse.

CJ But what about their traits?
Tristan: Rita is a vegetarian snob, while blond Annabelle is an outgoing perfectionist.


Tarlock: You never can tell whether a sim will  make a good spouse without all 3 traits.
Tristan: Camila (left) is an outdoor-loving perfectionist.
Teagan: Dark-haired Corinee's already a young adult, but she's not an eligible spouse option.

CJ: Why not? She's pretty enough!
Tristan: Yes, she's creative and self-assured but now she hates children.
Tarlock: Ouch!


CJ: Well, I can see that ye three boys have very different looks and personalities.
Teagan: Of course we look different! We have different fathers, remember?
CJ: How could I forget? Your generation is where interesting comes to die. *sighs
I'm just kidding. I'm sure any of you would make a great heir or not.. I guess. Whatever.



Please vote for the Gen8 heir!

Shared achievements
All three boys are Top-Notch Toddlers who completed all four childhood aspirations.
As children, they maxed all four aspiration and also maxed (then quit) Scouting.

Tristan Sharebear

Father: Orfeu Garrido
Coloring: Father's dark brown hair, darkbrown eyes, and pale skin.
First aspiration: The Curator (done)
Maxed skills: Logic, Charisma, Piano, Violin, Painting, Video Gaming
Career-related skill requirements: Comedy 3, Violin 10, Piano 8
Other remarks:
I am much cuter now that I have a moustache.
Since our legacy has finished every skill and every aspiration, traits and looks are all that matter. 
And, by the way, don't let my traits scare you. Being unflirty or snobbish is no biggie.
Grandpa Omu is unflirty; Great-Great-Grandpa Jaga and Grand-Uncle Negi were snobs. Choose me!

Tarlock Sharebear

Father: Elvain VonCarloff
Coloring: Father's red hair, green eyes, and medium skin tone.
First aspiration: Chief of Mischief (done)
Maxed skills: Logic, Charisma, Mischief, Piano, Vampire Lore, Violin, Wellness; Fitness 8
Career-related skill requirements: Charisma 10, Fitness 10
Other remarks:
Because I'm a green-eyed ginger, I know I'd win the heir if it weren't for my traits.
An heir who hates children may be able to raise their own children but won't socialize well with nieces and nephews.
I cannot say that I'd be a better heir than my brothers but…Choose me?

Tristan Sharebear

Father: Ronan (Ponce) Sharebear
Coloring: Mother's grey eyes with father's black hair and darker skin tone
First aspiration: Friend of the World (done)
Maxed skills: Charisma, Handiness, Logic, Piano, Video Gaming, Violin; Mischief 8
Career-related skill requirements: Charisma 8, Video Gaming 7, Mischief (or Comedy) 7
Other remarks:
Since I've done Friend of the World, the logical career for me would be Charity Organizer.
However, our tradition is to leave the easier careers for the move-in spouses, as I explained above.
By the way, I have rolled the best three traits, without a doubt Choose me!


CJ: Well, laddies. It's been a pleasure getting to know ye.
May the best heir candidate win! *poofs back to pirate cove



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[LenaLJ]

Tarlock is the only real heir as far as I see it.
Since the Sharebear dynasty is all about the genetics, and his father is from the chosen genepool.

Therefor Tarlock must be heir by default.

Other than that he is just so cute looking