On a large, empty, barren, desolate...Pippin: Move it along, narrator.
field in Bridleton Bay, one lone Sims stands against overwhelming odds. Odds so bleak and desolate that no Sim in their right mind would even remotely...Pippin: And that's about enough narration for one day! How you feeling, Rilee?
Rilee: Ummm, better before the narrator started...
Pippin: Great! Are you ready to start working on your first aspiration?
Rilee: Sure! I'm assuming we'll be doing soulmate since that's...
Pippin: Yep, that's right. We're doing the curator aspiration!
Rilee: ...I don't think he can hear me...
Pippin: And off to the park we go!
Pippin: Hey! There's an elderly gardener. How about him as a primary spouse option? Immediately maxing gardening? Getting your own garden started? I think that's a winner!
Rilee: (sigh) I'll introduce myself, but no promises.
Pippin: That's the spirit!
Ulises the Gardener: Good morning, young lady! What brings you to the park this early in the day?
Rilee: Well, my Watcher dragged me out here and told me to chat you up.
Ulises: Oh. You must be doing an immortal dynasty.
Rilee: No.
Ulises: Oh. Vampire or vamp hunter line of an RDC?
Rilee: No.
Ulises: ...well, I'm out of guesses.
Rilee: Well, this is awkward, but my Watcher thought maybe you could be my primary spouse so we could get gardening maxed immediately and get a garden started.
Ulises: Whoa! Pump the brakes! Look, I'm flattered. Truly! I mean, you're well out of my league. Tell you what. You try to find your true love, but if you can't, I'll absolutely be your prince charming. Deal?
Rilee: Deal!
Pippin: Okay, now propose!
Rilee: ...he really can't hear me.
Pippin: And now, a glimpse into the exciting life of a legacy founder.
Rilee: Yes. Exciting. Totally.
Pippin: Alright. You've been working hard. I think you've earned a night out.
Rilee: What? Really really?
Pippin: Really, Rilee.
Rilee: (on the phone) Jade? I've got a free night. I know, right? Yeah. And tell Nancy, K? Great!
Rilee: Woot! Girls' night!!
Jade: Dang, gurl! You got mad crazy skills!
Nancy: Yeah I do!
Jade: ...I meant Rilee.
Nancy: Yeah, I
really got skills!
Rilee: Who's
that?
Jade: You mean the DJ?
Nancy: Oooooo! He's coming this waaaaaaaaay!
Advaith: Hey, you were dancing...nicely...when you were dancing.
Rilee: You too. With the DJing. When you DJ'd.
Advaith: K. Well...I've gotta...because I...and so...see ya.
Rilee: ...k.
Jade: ...coffee?
Nancy: Coffee!
Rilee: ....so there's the old gardener as a back up plan, but the DJ was cute, but he just bailed, so when will I find the one?
Jade: I'll bet he'll come walking through that door any minute!
Rilee: Ummm, Victor Feng?
Jade: Okay, not right
this minute, but sometime soon!
Nancy: Hey, girls, what did I miss.
Jade: We're just trying to manage Rilee's love life.
Nancy: Hey, just do what I did. Marry for money!
Rilee: Hahaha! Not how a legacy works. You can't move in any money with your honey.
Nancy: Oh poo. No point in marriage then.
Rilee: Ha! You are a hoot! Anyway, it's getting late and I've got work tomorrow. Good night, ladies! After all, I do have my knight in shining armor to head home to.
Nancy and Jade: ...oh?
Rilee: Hey, handsome!
Pippin: Woot! Extreme start achieved! Now let's buy you the absolute bare basics!
Rilee: ...woot...?
Pippin: And after a good night's sleep...
Pippin: Rilee cosplays as a banana and eats yogurt on the cooler in her three piece homestead.
Rilee: Hey, I
am like a banana. I have
appeal!
Pippin: Nice!
Rilee: Right, time to do the dishes!
Pippin: Fast and efficient! You know, that leaves time to, I don't know, maybe invite a guest over?
Rilee: Hey, Mr. DJ.
Advaith: You can call me Advaith. You know. Since it's my name.
Rilee: K. You're so muscly!
Advaith: And you're so muscly...no! I meant hot...NO!!
Advaith: Sorry. I'd planned on being smooth.
Rilee: Yeah. Nailed it. Well....I gotta go to work...
Pippin: No, she's not blowing you off, she really does.
Advaith: What?!?! Where's that voice coming from?!?! Who else is here?!?!?
Pippin: ...yeah, freaky disembodied voice thing. I forget about that...K. Sorry. Work time!
Pippin: ...and after work...
Rilee: (on phone) So....maybe we could give this one more try?
Rilee: So. I like you. I just think you should know that.
Advaith: Ohmygoodness!! I like you too!!
Rilee: But you have to know, being with me means living on a nearly vacant lot, giving up all of your wealth, and struggling to get by
and supporting multiple children so readers can vote on an heir. Are you ready to commit to that sort of struggle?
Advaith: As hard as it's been trying to figure out how to be smooth around you in the first place, I think it seems only natural to go through more hardships together. I mean, look how much closer we are now. Struggling together will just...
Advaith: ...I...oh...
Rilee: I'll take that as a yes! Time to see if you pass inspection.
Advaith: Yeah, I...what?
Rilee: Girls, I found my guy!
Jade: So happy for you, sweetie!
Nancy: Ooooo, can I touch his arms? Just a little?
Advaith: ...uhh...very uncomfortable right now...
Nancy: Just a little?
Rilee: Karaoke time!
Jade: Pretty great singer you found yourself there, Rilee.
Nancy: Yes. He is pretty. And muscly.
Rilee: K, well, we've got things to do, gals.
Advaith: We do?
Advaith: We
do!!
Pippin: And let the heir-making commence!
Rilee: You're such a romantic, Pippin.
Pippin: And so, we leave them to...things...knowing that they're...about to bring a child home to an almost empty lot. Huh, maybe they should get some walls...and a door...well, one more thing to look forward to next time!
