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The Hideous Dynasty - A Rather Fabricated Childhood (Updated!)
« on: October 15, 2012, 05:57:29 AM »
Meet Drizzelda



As you can see, Drizzelda isn't much of a pretty sight, but being the founding member of the aptly named Hideous Dynasty, she doesn’t need to be, and considers herself to be a fine, upstanding  member of whichever race will dare lay claim to her*. She aspires to be a Five-Star Chef, and comes complete as Childish, Dramatic, Clumsy, Flirty, and is a Natural Cook, proving that not all ugly, monstrous-looking sims are automatically Insane.

However, she felt somewhat like an odd duck, being the most unattractive sim in a town of beautiful people, but what she lacked in looks, she made up for with spunk and pure, unadulterated optimism, and set off to do what all other Founders do as soon as their feet hit the dirt.

Stalk out Agnes.



Luckily, she was home, and introductions were quickly made.



Drizzelda: “Hi! I’m Drizzelda! You’re the rich chick who knows how to paint, right?”

Agnes: “. . . What are you?”

Drizzelda: “It’s not important. Wanna play tag?”



I’m pretty sure that someone has mentioned this before, but it bears to be repeated; Agnes loves tag. If you want to see Agnes light up, mention tag. I know this isn’t the best screenshot to prove this, but she really does. She gets all smiley and her eyes just shine. I bet you that if someone had offered her a game of tag more often, she wouldn’t have wound up as The Hagness you see in Hot Date.  I’m willing to bet five bucks and a coupon for Double Stuff Oreos on this, I’m that certain.

Now that Drizzelda had cemented their friendship through a children’s playground game, she invited Agnes over to her sad, empty lot the Super Tag Arena That’s Totally a Thing.



Drizzelda: “Wow, talk about driving to the bank.”

Agnes: “What was that?”

When they arrived at Drizzelda’s place (which was also coincidentally the alleged Super Tag Arena), good ol’ Drizz got right down to business.



Good Ol’ Drizz: “Hey, Aggie? You don’t miss that stuffy, old house with all those fancy doodad walls and indoor plumbing, right? Why not live with me for the rest of your life? It’ll be like a more awesome version of House where I go to work, cook and make friends, and you stay here and paint and sculpt until you keel over from a combination of old age and foolishness!  Doesn’t that sound like super awesome fun times?”

Aggie: *thinking* “Wait a minute. I know this routine. It’s the most transparent variation I’ve heard, but it all ends the same. It always starts, ‘Oh, Agnes, join my household! I will love you forever and ever!’ and then it turns into, ‘Agnes, sell your car! Agnes, sculpt 25 ice sculptures! Agnes, this painting isn’t a Masterpiece. Do it again! Why isn’t he a blueboo, Agnes?’ Yeah? Well, not this time! This time I’m gonna hold my ground, and I’m gonna say – ”

Drizzelda: “Also, tag.”

Agnes: “SIGN ME UP, BARNEY!”

Drizzelda: “Sweet! Sell your car. I need a kitchen.”



As a twenty-year-old college dropout with no life whatsoever, I can easily say that this is the best idea that I have ever had.

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2012, 06:14:38 AM »
Haha this is hilarious! Good job on creating Drizzelda!<thumbs up>
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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2012, 07:47:29 AM »
She is a interesting looking sim,  will Chris be the lucky spouse? :P

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 08:59:43 AM »
I absolutely love Drizzelda!  Can't wait for another update.  Am bookmarking this right away!
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 09:04:13 AM »
Can't wait to see who the lucky spouse is going to be and the nooboos!!  Good luck :)
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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 09:07:43 AM »
I have to admit that is the most unique founder I've ever seen.

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 05:47:05 PM »

A hilarious beginning. I look forward to more! Hands down, you have the most unique founder of any dynasty. Certainly a memorable face!



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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2012, 11:46:30 AM »
Haham great start! I love the humourous dynasties :) Looking forward to reading more, and I'm dying to see how the descendants turn out ;)

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2012, 11:58:22 AM »
Loving Drizzelda! ;D
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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 12:02:45 PM »
Best dynasty start ever. Drizzelda is awesome; not just because of her...interesting looks, but she's a pretty humorous character with a good strategy.

And who can resist a game of tag? :P

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2012, 03:32:57 PM »
I love the introduction!  I can't wait for the next chapter.  Good luck!

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2012, 11:13:07 PM »
WOW your founder...sure is something. Most unique i've seen so far.

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2012, 11:36:25 PM »
So, where's the next chapter? I'm really interested in this dynasty!

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 12:32:01 AM »
Who is her husband going to be? Christopher Steel?  Lets hope he has genes of steel! 

Or better yet perhaps the dashing Arlo Bunch for the win?

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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2012, 04:02:18 AM »
Oh, I love your founder. Finally a fellow simmer who is not obsessed with 'good genes' and 'cute'. Gwendy, your a simmer after my own heart. :)

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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2012, 03:55:07 PM »
Your beginning is hilarious! ;D Drizzelda is defiantly unique. I do actually love her ears though.
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Re: The Hideous Dynasty - Meet Drizzelda
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2012, 07:27:17 PM »
Go get 'em, Drizz! I look forward to reading more!

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The Hideous Dynasty - In Which We Enlist the Aid of Children
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2012, 11:58:35 PM »
In Which We Enlist the Aid of Children

So using Agnes’ generous fortune, I threw together a kitchen that just happened to have a house attached to it. I’m quite proud of the deck. I’ve been wanting to build one of those for a while.



Then it was time for everyone’s favorite at-home play-along game; Takin’ the Hagness Out of The Agnes!



For some reason, I decided that Agnes should be shrouded in purple. I think it gives her a very youthful look. I like to call her Everyday outfit “the 90s Mom look,” because when I was a kid in the 90s, my mom used to wear jeans and sandals a lot. She wasn’t big on spaghetti straps, though.

Skillin’:


While Drizzelda was off making people uncomfortable at the library, I had Agnes call up the Social Services to place an order for a strong girl child. I know that a lot of the time a good number of you actually bother having your lady housemates go out and get a boyfriend and all of that time-consuming brouhaha, but I’m too impatient to sit through the useless baby/toddler stage, and adopted children last a lot longer than the poor sap of an adult you’ve managed to scam into your household that day. I call this week’s Clumsy, Grumpy, and Genius model of Voluntold Child Helper “Darleena.” Isn’t she cute?



After a round through the dresser and mirror:



The only thing I don’t like about haulin’ in kids is that if you want to choose their traits when they age up, they have to do really good in school, and I have the same complaint with sim school that I have with real world school; she’s just spent five hours locked up in that building. Why are you sending her home with five hours of homework? It pretty much renders skilling to a weekend thing.

Drizzelda took her arrival subjectively well.



Drizzelda: “I’M YOUR AUNTIE DRIZZY! OOGABOOGABOOGABOO!”
Darleena: *thinking* “Welp, there goes the childhood. It’s gone now. Goodbye.”

Darleena later got back at ‘Tee Drizz by planting a whoopee cushion in the couch. Her look of . . . something is priceless. (Seriously, my ability to distinguish human emotions is limited, what IS that?)



But then they were cool after that. Drizzelda even read Darleena a bedtime story!



Drizzelda: “And that’s when my Great, Great Grandfather said, ‘Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?’”
Darleena: “Does this story have a happy ending?”
Drizzelda: “Of course not. The goats win.”
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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2012, 12:40:26 AM »
I am rolling. That was hilarious. Great, great grandfather indeed! Oh my. This is certainly going to be an interesting and unique dynasty.
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2012, 01:12:11 AM »
"Of course not.  The goat wins"

Best line ever.


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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2012, 12:16:05 PM »
Okay, this is by far the best! It had me laughing so much my dog thought I was crazy. Thank you.

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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2012, 03:25:05 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2012, 05:08:00 PM »
I love the picture where she slide down the spiral stairs! Too funny lol. ;D