Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
"Gavin, you're retiring. Can you at least face the camera?"
Gavin: No. I'm afraid that stalker lady who held Leah last chapter is here.
"She's not here."
Gavin: Good.
Speaking of Leah, it's time for her toddler birthday!
Gilberto: Let's hope for a perfectly sane child.
Dawn: Yep.
"Don't get your hopes up."
Leah: [INTIATING EW SEQUENCE] Ew. These clothes are bad.
"What."
Leah: [Initiating gratitude Sequence] Thank you watcher.
Marilyn: Whose a cute Leah? Who is? Say you love your Aunt Marilyn!
Leah: [Intiating Help Sequence] Help. Organic life form, I mean Aunt, is strangling me. I repeat, help.
"I….cannot even…"
Marilyn: Are you okay Leah?
Leah: [Intiating Denial Sequence] Haha yes! I'm perfectly fine. I'm just an ordinary toddler, like you.
Marilyn: I'm not a baby..
Leah: [Intiating Apologize Sequence] Oops. My bad.
Dawn: Please. Be normal. I beg you.
Leah: [Intiating Sass Sequence] DON'T BOSS ME AROUND MAMA! YOU JUST JELLY OF MY BEAUTY!
Dawn: I give up.
Marilyn: ..yeah. So my niece is pretty much a robot. Wanna meet at the park?
Marilyn is making a ton of friends at school.
She hangs out with Maximus McDermott ever since they bonded at the party, but Maximus only sees her as a friend.
However, they still talk a lot, and occasionally flirt.
Maximus: So then, Travis accidentally drove the tractor into the barn and blew it up. It took three days for father and I to collect the ashes. Travis was grounded for blowing up the barn.
Marilyn: Nice to know I'm not the only one here with an insane family.
Another one of Marilyn's friends is Susie Broke. They are best friends, and often have sleepovers.
Marilyn: Ugh, homework is so-
Susie: Hold on, HOLD ON! How is it that we can cram an entire semsester's homework for all subjects into ONE SMALL NOTEBOOK? And how come we only get ONE pencil?
Marilyn: Why is my page blank? I've been wrting the whole time!
Susie: My work, IT'S GONE!
Both: Forget it.
Susie spends her weekends with the Singhs. Marilyn has a bedroom with two twin beds, so that's where she sleeps. She's pretty much a roomate to us on the weekends.
Aaron is…boring. All he does is walk around, cry, and play with his doll.
Aaron: *glares*
Aaron: Watcher doesn't appreciate me Shauna. He's not a good person.
*glares*
It's Aaron's birthday. Finally, he can do more things around the house!
Blue certainly looks good on him.
Aaron: (hides face) Where did Aaron go?
Leah: [intiating panic sequence] OMG! CALL THE FBI! AARON IS MISSING! THAT STALKER LADY MUST'VE KIDNAPPED HIM!
Aaron: LEAH! I'M RIGHT HERE!
Leah: [intiating calm sequence] Oh good. You scared me.
Leah: [intiating family sequence] Don't ever leave brother.
Aaron: I won't sis, I won't.
Aaron got a new treehouse.
Aaron: I see someone..OH NO! IT'S THE STALKER LADY FROM LAST CHAPTER! Your makeover won't fool me! I must defend my fortress! BATTLE STATIONS!
Stalker Lady: Hey little boy, come down here! I have a deadline for a news story on the Singhs! I want to start with yo-
Stalker Lady: AHHHH!!!! Water!!
Aaron: HA! TAKE THAT STALKER LADY! LOSER! *sticks out tongue*
Stalker Lady: I hate being a paparazzi. *leaves*
Aaron: HA! We have won the battle!
The celebration continue, with Leah's birthday.
Leah: [Intiating Exhale sequence]
Dawn: What is wrong with you.
Leah gains the 'insane trait'. I warned you Dawn, don't get your hopes up.
Leah: [intiating nonsense sequence] Bumblebees are so selfish. They only care about honey. I will annihlate them. Haha.
"Are you sure you didn't get the evil trait?"
We end this chapter with Aaron and Gavin building a snowman. MUST. NOT. MAKE. FROZEN. REFERENCE.
