Author Topic: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Announcement Regarding Photobucket's New Policy  (Read 32979 times)

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 40: Glitches Galore!
« Reply #225 on: March 19, 2014, 10:31:31 AM »
I apologize for the lack of updates. I'm currently working on another story on a different site, it's almost finished, so updates will most likely pop up soon. Thank you!

Edit: Also, thank you so much for 10,000 views!

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 40: Glitches Galore!
« Reply #226 on: April 06, 2014, 12:33:47 AM »
I'm really sorry, but I'm going to request this story to be moved to graveyard. I've long since lost interest in this story and The Sims in general.

I'm so sorry to the fans of this,maybe this story will come back one day.



Registered members do not see ads on this Forum. Register here.

Offline Trip

  • Challenge Board Assistant
  • Global Moderator
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 4040
  • Oh, she wanna creep like ivy?
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Graveyard Please
« Reply #227 on: April 06, 2014, 09:44:40 AM »
I'm very sorry to hear that. :(

I'm moving this story to the Graveyard at the author's request. The author can revive it at any time by contacting a moderator.
No respect, no chance, cease and desist when I chant-

Forum Rules / DecaDynasty

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- We are officially back!
« Reply #228 on: May 11, 2014, 09:37:16 PM »
Hi all! I've decided to continue this story! Chapter will be up soon.

Offline RaiaDraconis

  • Crazy Rat Lady
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 2275
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- We are officially back!
« Reply #229 on: May 11, 2014, 09:40:49 PM »
Oh, how exciting! I'm so glad to see this coming back!

Offline Trip

  • Challenge Board Assistant
  • Global Moderator
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 4040
  • Oh, she wanna creep like ivy?
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- We are officially back!
« Reply #230 on: May 11, 2014, 10:08:08 PM »
Woo! Glad to see you're back into a simming groove.
No respect, no chance, cease and desist when I chant-

Forum Rules / DecaDynasty

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- We are officially back!
« Reply #231 on: May 11, 2014, 10:13:09 PM »
Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter

Hi folks! The Singhs are back! And they are throwing a party to celebrate! Let's check in!



Tera: WOOOHOOOO!! WE ARE BACKK!! OH YEAHH!!

Roxie Lin: Get me away from this woman.



Tera: Oh, be quiet.

"Oh….my….goodness..did you just cheat? ON FREE WILL?"

Roxie: It's funny when Story Progression actually does something.



Marilyn: You do not see that everyday. Where's Max? He'll flip out.



"Max, Tera's cheating on you."

Max: THEY GOT A CAKE TO CELEBRATE

"Max..?"

Max: (in trance) CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

Anita: My son is a lunatic.

Gilberto: He's lost it. So has Tera.



For some reason, the rude repairwoman, Betty, attends. All she does is scare people and play tag with the kids.

Betty: SCREENTIME HOORAY



In fact, that's all the guests seem to do. Scare people and play tag with the kids.

Hunter: HERE'S JOHNNY!

Gilberto: DON'T KILL ME!



Speaking of kids, Dawn is pregnant again.

Dawn: I want this to be a perfectly sane, normal sim. Is that too much to ask?

"As a matter of fact, yes."

Dawn: Darn. I hope he isn't like Max or Rhett Morris.

"DO NOT MENTION RHETT."



Luckily, there are a few normal guests. Maximus McDermott is among them. Marilyn chats with him a lot, and even flirts with him. He's already dating Laurel Grisby though.

Marilyn: ..so then, Tera grabs Roxie and KISSES HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

Maximus: Funny what Story Progression does when it actually works.



It's also Aaron's toddler birthday.

Aaron: ..

Dawn: Is this the first time I get a perfectly normal family member?

"Don't get your hopes up. He only has two traits."



Aaron ages up he looks exactly like Gilberto. I think the chubby cheeks from Shante are gone.  :'(



He does look like Gilberto, I think blue looks good on him.



The party however, is disrupted when Hannah Jones goes into labor.

Hannah: Ouch.

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!! OMG SOMEONE HELP HER SHE GONNA DIE AHHHH!!



Hannah: Guys, I'm fine.

Everyone: AHHHHH!!

Gavin: Yay! Go Aaron!



Hannah soon goes to the hospital, and a pop-up from Twallan's mod says she gave birth to a girl named Chanel.



However, going into labor is not over. Dawn's water breaks as soon as Hannah leaves.

Dawn: Ow.

Anita: (off-key) LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

Marilyn: (even more off-key) I AM ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKY!

Anita: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!

Marilyn: YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY!

Dawn: HERE I STAND, IN CRUCIAL PAIN...



Dawn: AND NOW I'VE GIVEN BIIIIIIIIRTH…..her name's Leah.

Leah: This blanket never bothered me anyway.



Soon, another party is thrown for Gavin. He's getting old. WAIT, WHAT'S BETTY DOING HERE?!

Betty: HAHA! You're getting old.

Everyone: Shut up Betty!



Gavin: Do I look good?

Betty: No.



Gavin: This outfit is awful!

"Seriously? I made this outfit on a Sunday night."

Gavin: You're posting this chapter on Sunday night.

Everyone: BURN!

"I accept defeat."



Hmm..looks like Tera and Max have made up.



Roxie seems to have moved on too.

Roxie: Please?

Gilberto: No.

Roxie: Okay.. :'(



Gavin holds an autograph signing.

Tera: OMG OMG

Gavin: You're my daughter-in-law.

Tera: OMG OMG



Hannah: OMG OMG

Gavin: You were at my party.

Hannah: OMG OMG



We end this chapter with a stranger feeding Leah. That's…creepy.



Registered members do not see ads on this Forum. Register here.

Offline Janna

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1461
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter
« Reply #232 on: May 12, 2014, 07:21:52 AM »
 
I agree, stranger feeding the baby, creepy.  Here is hoping that she doesn't walk out with the  baby.

I always get a laugh when I read your story, so am really glad for the return.  I have missed them and the craziness that comes up.  Looking forward to more chapters in this family.

How many towns do you have left to do?  Will be sad   :(  when you reach the last town. 

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter
« Reply #233 on: May 12, 2014, 11:47:45 AM »

I agree, stranger feeding the baby, creepy.  Here is hoping that she doesn't walk out with the  baby.

I always get a laugh when I read your story, so am really glad for the return.  I have missed them and the craziness that comes up.  Looking forward to more chapters in this family.

How many towns do you have left to do?  Will be sad   :(  when you reach the last town.

Thank you so much! I really felt guilty when moving this story, but then my Sims craze came back. :D

As for the towns, I have about 5 or 6 left. I do plan on doing a spin-off story with one of my characters after this ends though, so The Singhs won't end when the story ends.  ;)

Offline Trip

  • Challenge Board Assistant
  • Global Moderator
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 4040
  • Oh, she wanna creep like ivy?
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter
« Reply #234 on: May 12, 2014, 12:04:24 PM »
I love Aaron; he still looks like he has a bit of Bridgeport in his face. I also hope he likes going to school with his aunt Leah when they grow up!
No respect, no chance, cease and desist when I chant-

Forum Rules / DecaDynasty

Offline butterfly

  • Immortal
  • *****
  • Posts: 538
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter
« Reply #235 on: May 12, 2014, 01:52:55 PM »
I am sooo glad you're back! I laughed so bad at the Singh version of Let It Go. :D
When you already decided to read this, than keep going and read my dynasty! :)

Thorn ID
Leave any kind of criticism and feel free to correct my English on any of my stories.

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 41: The Long Awaited Chapter
« Reply #236 on: May 12, 2014, 09:13:51 PM »
I love Aaron; he still looks like he has a bit of Bridgeport in his face. I also hope he likes going to school with his aunt Leah when they grow up!

I can see a little bit of Apollo Bloom in his face as well.

I am sooo glad you're back! I laughed so bad at the Singh version of Let It Go. :D


Thanks! I couldn't resist.  ;)

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take that, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #237 on: May 12, 2014, 10:05:00 PM »
Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!



"Gavin, you're retiring. Can you at least face the camera?"

Gavin: No. I'm afraid that stalker lady who held Leah last chapter is here.

"She's not here."

Gavin: Good.



Speaking of Leah, it's time for her toddler birthday!

Gilberto: Let's hope for a perfectly sane child.

Dawn: Yep.

"Don't get your hopes up."



Leah: [INTIATING EW SEQUENCE] Ew. These clothes are bad.

"What."



Leah: [Initiating gratitude Sequence] Thank you watcher.



Marilyn: Whose a cute Leah? Who is? Say you love your Aunt Marilyn!

Leah: [Intiating Help Sequence] Help. Organic life form, I mean Aunt, is strangling me. I repeat, help.

"I….cannot even…"

Marilyn: Are you okay Leah?

Leah: [Intiating Denial Sequence] Haha yes! I'm perfectly fine. I'm just an ordinary toddler, like you.

Marilyn: I'm not a baby..

Leah: [Intiating Apologize Sequence] Oops. My bad.



Dawn: Please. Be normal. I beg you.

Leah: [Intiating Sass Sequence] DON'T BOSS ME AROUND MAMA! YOU JUST JELLY OF MY BEAUTY!

Dawn: I give up.



Marilyn: ..yeah. So my niece is pretty much a robot. Wanna meet at the park?

Marilyn is making a ton of friends at school.



She hangs out with Maximus McDermott ever since they bonded at the party, but Maximus only sees her as a friend.



However, they still talk a lot, and occasionally flirt.

Maximus: So then, Travis accidentally drove the tractor into the barn and blew it up. It took three days for father and I to collect the ashes. Travis was grounded for blowing up the barn.

Marilyn: Nice to know I'm not the only one here with an insane family.



Another one of Marilyn's friends is Susie Broke. They are best friends, and often have sleepovers.



Marilyn: Ugh, homework is so-

Susie: Hold on, HOLD ON! How is it that we can cram an entire semsester's homework for all subjects into ONE SMALL NOTEBOOK? And how come we only get ONE pencil?

Marilyn: Why is my page blank? I've been wrting the whole time!

Susie: My work, IT'S GONE!

Both: Forget it.



Susie spends her weekends with the Singhs. Marilyn has a bedroom with two twin beds, so that's where she sleeps. She's pretty much a roomate to us on the weekends.



Aaron is…boring. All he does is walk around, cry, and play with his doll.

Aaron: *glares*



Aaron: Watcher doesn't appreciate me Shauna. He's not a good person.

*glares*



It's Aaron's birthday. Finally, he can do more things around the house!



Blue certainly looks good on him.



Aaron: (hides face) Where did Aaron go?

Leah: [intiating panic sequence] OMG! CALL THE FBI! AARON IS MISSING! THAT STALKER LADY MUST'VE KIDNAPPED HIM!

Aaron: LEAH! I'M RIGHT HERE!

Leah: [intiating calm sequence] Oh good. You scared me.



Leah: [intiating family sequence] Don't ever leave brother.

Aaron: I won't sis, I won't.



Aaron got a new treehouse.

Aaron: I see someone..OH NO! IT'S THE STALKER LADY FROM LAST CHAPTER! Your makeover won't fool me! I must defend my fortress! BATTLE STATIONS!



Stalker Lady: Hey little boy, come down here! I have a deadline for a news story on the Singhs! I want to start with yo-



Stalker Lady: AHHHH!!!! Water!!

Aaron: HA! TAKE THAT STALKER LADY! LOSER! *sticks out tongue*

Stalker Lady: I hate being a paparazzi. *leaves*

Aaron: HA! We have won the battle!



The celebration continue, with Leah's birthday.

Leah: [Intiating Exhale sequence]

Dawn: What is wrong with you.



Leah gains the 'insane trait'. I warned you Dawn, don't get your hopes up.

Leah: [intiating nonsense sequence] Bumblebees are so selfish. They only care about honey. I will annihlate them. Haha.

"Are you sure you didn't get the evil trait?"



We end this chapter with Aaron and Gavin building a snowman. MUST. NOT. MAKE. FROZEN. REFERENCE.

Offline RaiaDraconis

  • Crazy Rat Lady
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 2275
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2014, 10:29:24 PM »
Didn't you know, they're making all sim teenagers do their homework with disappearing ink now? ;)

Never get your hopes up for a normal child in a random town jump. That's what makes it all so wacky and fun! Leah is just hilarious!

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #239 on: May 13, 2014, 08:42:25 PM »
Didn't you know, they're making all sim teenagers do their homework with disappearing ink now? ;)

Never get your hopes up for a normal child in a random town jump. That's what makes it all so wacky and fun! Leah is just hilarious!

True! Leah's personality is a unique one for sure.

Ooh, the invisble ink explains alot.  ;D

Offline Trip

  • Challenge Board Assistant
  • Global Moderator
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 4040
  • Oh, she wanna creep like ivy?
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #240 on: May 13, 2014, 09:12:08 PM »
Come on Leah, honeybees are your true enemy. :P

And somehow I manage to go through one notebook a semester. You take sparse notes and use your page space well.
No respect, no chance, cease and desist when I chant-

Forum Rules / DecaDynasty

Offline karlissa

  • Utter maniac
  • Occult
  • ****
  • Posts: 297
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #241 on: May 14, 2014, 06:08:06 PM »
(Initiating true compliment sequence) I loved that chapter especially the "Take that stalker lady" part.
My Stories, currently not updating them.

The Gothic Life
An orphan's life
Miraj's Mission

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #242 on: May 16, 2014, 12:00:40 PM »
Come on Leah, honeybees are your true enemy. :P

And somehow I manage to go through one notebook a semester. You take sparse notes and use your page space well.

WHOA! I can't even cram all the info for ONE subject into a notebook.  :P

..and Leah thanks you for that knowledge.. :P

(Initiating true compliment sequence) I loved that chapter especially the "Take that stalker lady" part.

Leah: (initiating flatter sequence) Thank you karlissa, I'm glad you liked the chapter. That stalker lady sure learned her lesson BEEP!

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 42: Take That, Stalker Lady!
« Reply #243 on: May 17, 2014, 08:46:25 PM »
Next chapter is coming soon, in the meantime, here's a funny thing invloving Leah that popped up in my game!


Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman
« Reply #244 on: May 18, 2014, 08:13:24 PM »
Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman



Marilyn ages to Young Adult, and it's her graduation.

Anita: Dawn, dear, why are you wearing your wedding dress?

Dawn: Watcher was too lazy to change my formal wear. *glares*

"Hehe.."



"Still, you look very pretty."

Gilberto: I can vouch for that.

Dawn: Whatever..hey, where's Leah?



Leah: [intiating typical insane child sim sequence] Haha, fairy bear, would you like to have a tea party? We will discuss plans to DESTROY THE SPECIES OF HONEYBEES. MUAHAHAHA

Fairy Bear: Help me.

Dawn: Leah, change into your formal wear!

Leah: [intiating stupid sequence] This is my formal wear mama.

Graduation goes pretty well, Marilyn doesn't win any awards though.



She soon gets a job as a Private Investigator.

Leah: [intiating curious sequence] Aunt Marilyn, why do you look so angry?

Marilyn: I got called for a case from your cousin Giovanni, his mouthwash was missing. He thought Max stole it. He did, and guess what his excuse was?

Leah: [intiating question sequence] What? Oh, and Giovanni smells a lot like bananas. I don't want to sit next top him anymore.

Marilyn: You're creepy. He said he stole it because it was chocolate-cake flavored. WHO LIKES CAKE?!

Leah: [intiating sarcastic sequence] Uncle Max does.

Marilyn: Shut up.



Oh, and by the way, this is Giovanni Singh. Max and Tera's son.



Leah: [intiating singing sequence] I mean it's crazy-

Doll: What?

Leah: We finish each other's-

Doll: Sandwiches.

Leah: That's what I was gonna say!



It's soon Dawn's birthday.

Leah: [intiating rap sequence] Go mommy, it's your birthday! This party's like your birthday!

Dawn: It is my birthday Leah. You're crazy.

Leah: [intiating ignore sequence]

Marilyn: Finally!



Dawn: How do I look?

Marilyn: …..

Leah: [intiating compliment sequence] You look splendid mother.

Dawn: Thanks Leah.



It's also Aaron's birthday!

Aaron: *epic exhale*




Aaron: Why did you give me long hair?

"Because it looks good on you."

Marilyn, Anita, Gilberto, Gavin, and Dawn decide to spend the weekend in Isla Paradiso.



They soon leave.

Dawn: Aaron, I'm trusting you to make sure Leah doesn't accidentally burn the house down.

Aaron: Okay.



Aaron: I'm gonna need a few friends to help me watch over Leah.

"If you want to throw a party just tell me."

Aaron: This isn't a party! It's just..a social gathering.

"That's what a party is."

Aaron: Oh shut up. Hello, is this Dimitri Ivanov? I'm going to be having a party tonight. Can you spread the word?

"Liar."



Aaron: Listen Leah, I'm gonna be having some friends over, so don't embaress me m'mkay?

Leah: [intiating accept sequence] Okay.



Soon enough, the guests arrive.

Etta the Maid: What the-?! Is this why you asked me to stay?

Aaron: Yes, it's gonna be a huge mess afterwards.



Dimitri Ivanov flirts with all the girls there, and Anita Lobos even autonoumusly kisses him.



Then, when Anita is chatting with Christel, another party-goer, Dimitri slow-dances with Susie Broke.



And, when Susie isn't looking, he dances with Anita again. Just like that episode in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Ah, childhood shows of the early 2000's.



Other teens flirt too, Perry David and Tatiana Ivanov hold hands the entire night.

The party is a modest success, and the police didn't show up.



"Leah, what are you doing?"

Leah: [intiating answer sequence] Looking for bees! Ooh, I see one! It's ugly too!



"No, that's just Elaine Joy.."

Elaine: What's up there?



Leah: [intiating owned sequence] Take that ugly bee!

"Wait, how did you change clothes so fast?"

Leah: [intiating cockiness sequence] A magician never reveals her secrets.



Elaine: Urrgh! Not my hat!

Leah: [intiating sass sequence] That will teach you to not mess with the queen lady!

Offline RaiaDraconis

  • Crazy Rat Lady
  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 2275
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman
« Reply #245 on: May 18, 2014, 09:40:33 PM »
Hey now, that's not nice to dump water on a pregnant lady! Maybe unless it's the dead of summer and she needs to cool off a bit...

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman
« Reply #246 on: May 23, 2014, 10:29:00 PM »
Hey now, that's not nice to dump water on a pregnant lady! Maybe unless it's the dead of summer and she needs to cool off a bit...

Indeed.  ;D

Offline Serenity S.

  • Occult
  • ****
  • Posts: 347
  • Flea market shopper in 3rd generation.
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman
« Reply #247 on: May 25, 2014, 04:41:55 AM »
I'd actually like to have water dumped on me. Heck, in Southern Finland where I live, it has been nothing but sun and heat for five days and my skin has burned twice.

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman
« Reply #248 on: May 25, 2014, 11:48:18 AM »
I'd actually like to have water dumped on me. Heck, in Southern Finland where I live, it has been nothing but sun and heat for five days and my skin has burned twice.

Whoa! Isn't Finland near Greenland though? I thought it would be cold up there.

Offline Beezy

  • Watcher
  • ******
  • Posts: 1080
  • Corey :)
Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 44: Marilyn's Mishap
« Reply #249 on: May 28, 2014, 09:57:30 PM »
Chapter 44: Marilyn's Mishap



Marilyn: Look, I'm calling my boyfriend Maximus over, so don't embaress me.

Gavin: I feel like you were just born only a few months ago, you're already a young adult..

Marilyn: Um, I was born a few months ago..

Gavin: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Dawn: I think you should be worrying about you embaressing yourselves. I'm going to see if Leah painted our window rainbow again.

"What?"

Gavin: Long story.

Marilyn: Hello, Maximus? Oh, I love you too sweetie. Come over here! I want to see you.



Maximus: Hello Marilyn.

Marilyn: (OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT IN THAT SHIRT) Hi Maximus!



Maximus: Man, I've missed you so much! Laurel has been-

Marilyn: Laurel?

Maximus: Um, yeah. My ex-girlfriend. She keeps bothering me.

Marilyn: Oh, I'm so sorry!

Maximus: You're too sweet.

Two minutes later..



Marilyn: Let's woohoo!



Both: Woohoo time!

"I haven't used that joke since Bridgeport."



Maximus: You're so cute!

Marilyn: No, you're so cute!

This goes on for many hours.



Once they get out of the bed, I see this oh no. Oh no. OH NO!

Maximus: Ah, Laurel gave me such a nice ring.

Marilyn: WHAT?! You're married?

Maximus: Yes, but I hate Laurel.



Maximus: See you later Marilyn!

Marilyn: Wait-

"Too late, he's gone."



Aaron: Ugh. School.

Leah: [intiating what what sequence] Hooray. School! New faces to meet and more bees to kill.

Aaron: You need to see a doctor you lunatic.

Leah: [intiating "Oh no you didn't sequence"] HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LUNATIC! YOU WILL PAY! *runs in school*

Aaron: Can't I just have a normal sister? Is that too much to ask?

"Yes."



Leah does make a new friend though, Darrick Lobos. She even invites him home.

Leah: [intiating comedy sequence] *robotic voice as always* Don't you just love money?

Darrick: Yup.

Leah: I know right? I love money more then I love KILLING BEES.

Darrick: …

Needless to say, Darrick doesn't stay that long.



Marilyn: ..and so then, he leaves the room, and says he maried to Laurel! And just leaves me be.

Dawn: Mm Mm Mm.

Leah: [intiating complaint sequence] Can you stop that, it's like I'm listening to a soap opera.

Aaron: For once, you make sense. I feel like I'm listening to garbage.

Dawn and Marilyn: …



We have double birthdays, first Gilberto.

Dawn: Hon, can you go turn the AC up oh wait your aging up.

Gilberto: Sure.



Dawn: Huh, you just got a lot more wrinkley all of the sudden.



Next is Leah's.

Leah: [intiating exhale sequence]




Leah: [intiating ew sequence] Ew. These clothes.

"I'll get you some new ones."



Leah: [intiating creepy sequence] Yay.

"AHHH!"



Leah: [intiating cool kid sequence] I got swag.



Marilyn: Ugh, I feel sick.

"OH NO-"



Marilyn: BLEH!

"Could this mean..?"

Marilyn: We'll have to wait and see.



Marilyn: Yep, it's true. Oh gosh, what will I tell Maximus?

"I don't know. Man, it's like Rae and Max all over again."



Marilyn: Hi Maximus.

Maximus: Hey girl.

Marilyn: Guess what?

Maximus: What?

Marilyn: I'm pregnant.



Maximus: Yay! I'll go break up with Laurel right now. *walks away*

Marilyn: What just happened?



Yeah, Maximus' ex-wife was Laurel Grisby. I get a pop-up that they broke up, so I guess that's all over.

Crisis averted!