1.3. Go with the Flo 
Louise: After Leslie got over Sherman’s hidden luxury car and I deleted it using some cheats, the two started their lives as parents. Not going to lie, they’re surprisingly good at it.
Sherman: Leslie’s baby likes the bottle.
Louise: … Even if Sherman still hasn’t quite grasped that they’re his babies, too.
Leslie: Hey, what about me? Am I not a fabulous mother?
Louise: You’re not so bad, actually. I mean you’re here for them, takes care of them and you and your husband share the-
Leslie: No time, going to town.
Louise: … So much for the loving mother, eh? So, what are you up to in town?
Leslie: I’m going to the Summer Festival of course.
Louise: And, pray tell, what are you doing there?
Leslie: Let’s do this, losers!
Louise: Oh, brother… I wonder how Sherman is dealing with Leslie going away.
Sherman: Lesliewillbebacksoon… Lesliewillbebacksoon…
Louise: All things considered, it could be worse. Right, let’s see how Leslie handles her eating contest.
Leslie: *Munch munch munch*
Louise: So, how’s it going?
Leslie: *Munch munch munch slubber*
Louise: Right, okay… Let’s uh… check back on Sherman.
Sherman: It’s okay that Leslie isn’t here. I’m doing fine. I have Leslie’s baby.
Louise: Yeah, and your sweater’s sort of trying to eat the baby… Right, okay, this isn’t so exciting. Maybe we’ll just stick with Leslie for a while. Not that that’s any better…
Big, Russian guy: Ha, who is loser now, drama woman?
Leslie: *Munch munch, munch…*
Louise: You know, if you didn’t know better, you might actually be tempted to think Leslie’s really into Norwegian artists.
Leslie: *Burp* Yeah, very funny…
Leslie: *gag* W-whose brilliant idea w-was this eating contest?
Louise: Don’t look at me – free will is turned on. But hey, did you have a reason for coming here other than making yourself sick?
Leslie: Oh that’s right…
Leslie: Hello there, stranger whom I have never met. Would you like me to tell you about my miserable life?
Flo: You’re really weird, aren’t you?
Louise: Oh, Flo, you have no idea…
Leslie: Shush, I’m making friends!
Louise: Meanwhile, back home with Sherman…
Sherman: Rejoice, Leslie’s baby! For you are clean now!
Sherman: Even if your mother is gone forever… Oh Leslie, why did you go away forever and ever?
Louise: Either Leslie’s Dramatic trait is rubbing off on Sherman or he’s so dangerously co-dependent that he has actually become delusional. Let’s hope Leslie’s home soon…
Leslie: … for I am dirt poor and were it not for the love of my life and our darling children, I wouldn’t have done this. Maybe I would have gone away to Lucky Palms to live a life as a showgirl.
Flo: You have some issues, hon.
Leslie: Yes, my desperate poverty means I cannot hire a babysitter! Say, let us go home to my place and you can consider moving in and taking care of my childr- I mean, coming over to see us once in a while.
Louise: Huh, Flo actually agreed to go with you home. How quaint.
Leslie: Yes, look at this, Flo, this is a viral video. You need to stay here and take care of my babies.
Flo: Well, we’re not friends yet so I don’t really know…
Louise: Wait, isn’t Flo married? Are you really going to get her away from-
Leslie: I’m not, Sherman Forest will do it. See you in the morning, guys!
Sherman: Hello stranger, do you like Leslie?
Flo: I guess I do. In spite of everything…
Sherman: We’ll be best friends.
Sherman: You see, Leslie is beautiful and talented and she’s nice enough to say that you can stay here if you like.
Flo: I don’t know…
Louise: And so, Sherman follows Flo around the house for a couple of hours, reminding her that Leslie is truly amazing.
Louise: What really does it, though, isn’t anything Sherman says…
Flo: If I move in… I can use the rocking chair?
Louise: You’d… move away from your family because of a rocking chair?
Flo: That means I can use it?
Louise: Sure, but-
Flo: I’d love to move in!
Sherman: You can be the second member of my Leslie fan club.
Louise: Well, in that case – welcome to the household Flo. (Who’d want to live with a loving husband and family anyway?)
Author's note: So, seeing as nothing much happened in this chapter and I'm going away for a while, another one will be up right away. It's also because I want you guys to see the girls age up. They're glorious. Coming up in a minute...
