Hmm..
It's going to be so hard choosing! Can't I just put my vote in now for both of them lol
I wish!
I can't decide which one I'd prefer myself. At first I was all about Rachyl but Kristy has grown on me and with Kristy's lifetime wish (not yet revealed) I'm really torn!
I have had this bookmarked for so long and finally caught up with it. It is hilarious and I just love Sherman. It's a pity Leslie doesn't return his devotion. I'm hoping Rachyl will be the heir. She's so offbeat. Evil and absent minded. I can see this excuse in her future: "I'm sorry, your Honour, I have no recollection of those events." 
Ah, thank you for reading along
Rachyl really is great - even if her Evil trait is hidden XD That's what you get for basing a character's evil on a single screenshot
1.12. Boring Spring 
Louise: Welcome back to this disaster waiting to happen, also known as the Amazing Hollander. Today, our misty-eyed matriarch has some good news for us.
Leslie: Yes, Sherman Forest’s midlife crisis is over. Which is a huge relief – his nonsense about being old was really getting to me. I really should have divorced him…
Louise: Leslie, dear, I think we need to have a talk about the pots and the kettles.
Leslie: You mean the birds and the bees? Little late for that…
Louise: No, I mean pots and kettles and how black they are and how pots calling kettles black is unfair.
Leslie: I'm sure I don't know what you mean...
Louise: But Sherman’s midlife crisis
is over, and thank goodness for that. He’s back to his normal self. So instead of looking utterly ridiculous, he just looks super distressed.
Sherman: Leslie is more than ten metres away from me. I am distressed.
Louise: Though he and Flo do decide to inappropriately slow dance?
Sherman: I’m imagining that you’re Leslie.
Flo: Don’t care, sunshine, so long as I get to move my feet on the dance floor.
Louise: Speaking of people who would like to inappropriately dance with Sherman
if you know what I mean: Ruby comes by to
stalk him talk to her mother.
Ruby: So, I heard you live with that interesting gentleman whose face is locked into a look of utter horror at all times?
Flo: Yeah, he’s my friend… I think. They have a rocking chair, at least.
Ruby: So, it’s not like I didn’t come to see my mother first and foremost but… where is he? Can I just…?
Flo: He’s hiding under the bed. Said something about ‘Not-Leslie’ being out here. I don’t even know what he means. Do you?
Ruby: *runs away*
Louise: Yes, guys, I think Ruby is stalking the guy who stalks his own wife. Lovely. If there was ever any doubt that this legacy is an utter nutfest, I think we’ve dispelled those doubts by now.
Louise: Leslie doesn’t seem to notice that her stalker is being stalked.
Leslie: Oh I really am glad Sherman got through his midlife crisis so nicely. Now, do you think I should flirt with someone who isn’t Sherman Forest?
Louise: Wha- no! Absolutely not!
Kristy: Are my parents breaking up? Can I not do my homework then?
Louise: Your parents are NOT breaking up. Do your homework!
Louise: Fortunately, Leslie soon gets over her midlife crisis, too, and drops all thoughts of divorcing her poor husband.
Leslie: Divorce Sherman Forest? Why ever would I do that?
Louise: Well, you said-
Leslie: I most certainly did not. You do remember how I’ve struggled to keep our love alive all these years? How, despite his love waning over time, I’ve held onto him always?
Louise: … I’ve got nothing. But never mind that – it’s Love Day! Meaning everyone gets to reign free at the Spring Festival!
Rachyl:
My, this sure is thrilling.Louise: Young lady, I don’t appreciate your sarcasm.
Kristy: This machine says I'm smoking hot. It's not particularly fun.
Louise: Yeah, well, I had to make you do something because I let you all roam free and you just stand around being boring!
Louise: Of course, our Prankster Extraordinnaire decides to prank everyone by leaving a whoopee cushion… on a park bench. I don’t even get how that works.
Kristy: I am a master of pranking!
Louise: Well, you’ve at least learnt not to set traps right in front of people who punish you for it. That's a big improvement.
Leslie: One, two, one, two!
Louise: You’ve already maxed athletic! Go max handiness!
Leslie: You said you’d let us roam free…
Louise: Yes, at the Spring Festival, but your home is a different matter, dang it! And you decided to be boring and stay at home, so your butt is mine to command.
Louise: Sherman is the only one who isn’t a total bore. Except, after spending hours throwing horseshoes at a stick, even that is debatable. Rachyl is dancing, sure, but I had to force her to do it. First she ended up falling for Kristy’s “cleverly hidden” whoopee cushion and then she sat down to read. You guys are so boring I can’t even.
Rachyl:
I believe dancing is vastly overrated. Why does my sister and Flo find this so entertaining?Louise: You had better just keep friggin’ dancing, young lady. I will not allow you to be super boring.
Louise: Moonwhile, Flo is at a party. Of course. That’s basically the only thing she does other than dancing and rocking in the rocking chair. This time, though, she really has a point. Her choice was between hanging out with the boring Hollanders at the Festival or…
Flo: Looking at guys in limited clothing playing guitars. You know I love those weirdoes, but this choice kind of wasn't hard.
Leslie: Tadaa! I maxed our handiness – happy now?
Louise: Yes, now go do something fun I am so tired of everyone being a massive bore in this chapter.
Leslie: Oh, woe is me! Until now I’ve been forced to stay at home and work hard while my dear family had to have fun without me! *SIIIGH*
Louise: Fun? They wouldn’t know fun if it brutally pummeled them all and left them to bleed out in an alley. Go have fun!
Leslie: This place is amazing!!! You can do that with horseshoes?!
Rachyl:
Must… keep… dancing… so tired… 
Louise: Leslie really does liven up the Festival a bit.
A bit.
Leslie: Sherman Forest! It’s our anniversary! Let’s daaance!
Sherman: Leslie wants to dance… becoolbecoolbecool…
Louise: And so, after a long day of embarrassing themselves in public, the Hollanders can go home and embarrass themselves in private.
Rachyl: And this is how an ostrich looks.
Kristy: No it isn’t, man, that’s a flamingo. You look like a flamingo.
Rachyl:
Well, my sister isn’t fun. I’d rather have an ill-advised water balloon fight with Flo when it’s minus three degrees Celsius outside!Louise: And so we leave the Hollanders on this utterly random note. What did those last pictures have to do with anything? Nothing! And y’all just better deal with it because I can’t write properly today.
Next time: Fantastic faces! Yellow hair! School dances! Oh my, oh my.
Author's note: Finally, I got another one down. I actually wrote this a couple of days ago but I hated it then - now that I've given it a couple of days, I think it's decent.
And good thing that midlife crisis thing is over. Sherman just kept wanting for stuff like cars and makeovers. Leslie kept wanting to divorce Sherman and flirt with someone else.
