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« Reply #400 on: January 01, 2011, 01:56:08 AM »
Yay, R.I.P. Maria! That sounds wrong lol. Congrats on supermaxing Guitar!! That is awesome!!

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« Reply #401 on: January 01, 2011, 11:13:32 AM »
Great job maxing guitar! And it's so great that Maria died ;D it will be a great mourning process for all the readers of the Man dynasty.



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« Reply #402 on: January 01, 2011, 01:32:09 PM »
Welcome to the Family, Chanda Man

After about 5 good “boo hoos” over losing Maria, the next morning Sound decided it was time to pick up the cell phone and turn on the charm with Chanda. WHAT? She does NOT want to come over?



Well, Sound, you had better make tracks for Casa de McKay if things are to progress in this story...
 


Things heated up quickly once Sound was inside Chanda’s house. Chanda giggled like a little school girl at a Flirtatious Joke...
 


Sound: “Why did the Sound Chicken cross the road?”
Chanda: “I don’t know.”
Sound: “Because there was a Chanda Chicken on the other side and the Sound Chicken thought she was really extra hot and crispy.”
Chanda: “Hee hee hee.”


The young chicken lovers enjoy their first peck...



It didn’t take long for Sound to move up the Romantic social ladder and pop the question. Oh, the vampire dude in the bed? Yeah, I’m guessing he’s Chanda’s brother, Jeb McKay.



Sound: “This handsome rooster would like you to be his sexy hen for the rest of...well, at least for the rest of your life.”
Chanda: “Cluck, cluck, cluck!”


Ah, the dopey marriage look. Sound’s got it down pat...



Sound: “I’d be honored to...duuuuuuh...be your...duuuuuuh...husband.”

Once the newlyweds snapped back to consciousness they headed to the grocery store for a good supply of watermelon for Chanda...



Look who shows up to the grocery store as Sound and Chanda get in the car to head back to Manly Estates. It’s Chanda’s brother, Jeb.



Sound: “Have a nice life, Count Jebula. Cock-a-doodle doo.”

Everyone was waiting to greet the newlyweds at the front door when they walked in. It was a special moment...



Queenie: “Welcome to the family, Chanda.”
Sound: “Well, enough chit chat. We’ll be in the bedroom.”



Recipe: “According to my latest hand measurements, I predict lullabye music in just a second...”


Success!





Recipe: “Just wanted to tell you guys that dinner’s at 6 PM tonight. Oh, Chanda...could you please pick up that book I intentionally dropped on the floor by your nightstand?”

Sound really wanted to show Chanda special treatment and took her to the spa. Money was no object. Only the best, most luxurious package was good enough for Sound's beautiful new bride.



Sound: “I'll pick you up in 6 hours, honey. Enjoy your deluxe vacation package, Pregnant Chicken Coop Serenity.”

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« Reply #403 on: January 01, 2011, 02:04:34 PM »
Hilarious! ;D
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« Reply #404 on: January 01, 2011, 02:59:19 PM »
Welcome to the family Chanda!  ;D

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« Reply #405 on: January 01, 2011, 05:36:09 PM »
Cock-a-doodle-dooooooo!!!!   :P

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« Reply #406 on: January 01, 2011, 05:42:55 PM »
Cock-a-doodle-dooooooo!!!!   :P

I had my wife quickly scan today's update for typos since she's good at that stuff. Later I asked her...
"So what did you think?"
 "Pretty funny...but what's with all the chicken stuff?"
 (sigh) "Hun, it started with the Flirtatious Joke. You know male chicken digging the female chicken. Get it?"
(watching the Rose Bowl) "Were you talking to me?"



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« Reply #407 on: January 01, 2011, 05:45:52 PM »
I had my wife quickly scan today's update for typos since she's good at that stuff. Later I asked her...
"So what did you think?"
 "Pretty funny...but what's with all the chicken stuff?"
 (sigh) "Hun, it started with the Flirtatious Joke. You know male chicken digging the female chicken. Get it?"
(watching the Rose Bowl) "Were you talking to me?"
Wow, I always thought it was the men that were so interested in football they pay no attention! Good to see that's not always the case!!  ;D ;D

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« Reply #408 on: January 01, 2011, 05:47:23 PM »
Wow, I always thought it was the men that were so interested in football they pay no attention! Good to see that's not always the case!!  ;D ;D

No, in the Metro house it's a total role reversal in tons of ways.

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« Reply #409 on: January 02, 2011, 02:51:12 PM »
And the new Man is...

Upon Chanda returning from the spa with her +75 week-long moodlet, Recipe quickly pointed his camera directly at Chanda’s behind for her Rear Museum photo. While showing Chanda her museum items she could tell Recipe was deep in thought...



Chanda: “You seem to be somewhere else, Recipe. What are you thinking about?”
Recipe: “It’s really about the spouses, Chanda. It always has been. Where would the Dynasty be without the spouses? You guys are the ones that have made it all possible—a truly unselfish love you all are providing to see this through.”
Chanda: “That’s so sweet, Recipe.”
Recipe: “Psych! I was actually thinking of how great it is to be able to eat Ambrosia. All the time.”


Grocery stores = hot spots for rock stars. I went to Map View and looked at all the possible locations for Sound to hold an Autograph Session. The Grocery Store was truly the most ridiculous.



Liam Bunch: “Please hurry, Sound. This late morning sun makes me feel like I’m on fire and the Plasma Fruit sale ends in 5 minutes.”

Having the 7th generation pop out female is a make or break deal for all Dynasties, so Chanda did everything she had to do to make that a reality...



Sound got a wish to read a pregnancy book, so being the good expectant father that he is, he scurried off to the bookstore and came home with Baby Incoming: Preparing with a Vigilance.



“So many words. Why couldn’t someone have turned this into sheet music?”

Speaking of preparing for the baby, even Grandpa Crazy wanted to lend his assistance...



Crazy: “Chanda, that wrench has served me well...gotten me out of quite a few tight situations, so you give that to the doctor when you get to the hospital.”

Everyone is trying to relax and put Chanda at ease before the big moment arrives when she does the “ouch face.” Someone’s calling now?





Hey, when photographs of butts speak to you via a phone call, you’d better listen. It’s go time...



Recipe offered his sage advice for the excited parents-to-be...



“Don’t be out too long, guys. Chanda needs to get to the hospital soon.”

Chanda and Sound get to the hospital just in time — you could actually hear the baby crying to come out! Charlotte De Gaulle, a tourist, flips out at the sight of a pregnant woman going to a hospital to have her baby delivered...



Charlotte: “That’s it. That’s it! I’m never coming to Sunset Valley again. What’s next? Food being served at a restaurant? Getting sand in my toes at the beach? Unacceptable!”

The proud parents arrived back at Manly Estates with their beautiful new baby girl . Several Mans offered their suggestions for a name...



Crazy: “I may be Crazy, but I know a good writer when I see one. That girl is going to be a writer.”
Chanda: “You’re right, Crazy.”
Crazy: “So how about Blow Torch Man?”
Sound: “How about “Grandpa needs to shut up, Man.”
Recipe: “Hey, you two...we’re onto something. She does look like a writer...smart. Kid’s books would be perfect for her. We already have easels so she can quickly learn painting. Kid’s books...perfect.”
Sporty: “Yeah, Winnie the Pooh kind of stuff. Remember Eeyore?”
Sound: “YES! You’re right.”
Recipe: “No, wait a minute...EeyoreWrite. Yeah, welcome to the Dynasty, EeyoreWrite Man.”


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« Reply #410 on: January 02, 2011, 02:56:54 PM »
Congrats on generation 7, Metro! The Mans continue in their quest.
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« Reply #411 on: January 02, 2011, 02:57:23 PM »
Your right!  She IS a Man!

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« Reply #412 on: January 02, 2011, 03:30:19 PM »
She looks like a Man!  ;D

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« Reply #413 on: January 02, 2011, 03:32:51 PM »
She looks like a Man!  ;D

LOL. Well, she is a Man after all, right? So, if looking like a Man means she'll take after mom, I think that will work for me.

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« Reply #414 on: January 02, 2011, 04:47:05 PM »
Yea, hopefully she looks like her mom and not Grandpa Crazy!!

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« Reply #415 on: January 02, 2011, 05:12:24 PM »
Eeyoreright man has to win the prize for the wackiest baby name.

Although I confess I had to read it several times before I got it. Very funny and very clever bravo!

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« Reply #416 on: January 02, 2011, 05:22:20 PM »
Eeyoreright man has to win the prize for the wackiest baby name.

Although I confess I had to read it several times before I got it. Very funny and very clever bravo!

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« Reply #417 on: January 02, 2011, 08:09:23 PM »
Several times I Laughed Out Loud during that!
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« Reply #418 on: January 03, 2011, 03:02:21 AM »
OMG, the puns get worse and worse.  (groaning appreciatively)  Counting down now Metro, counting down.
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« Reply #419 on: January 09, 2011, 06:17:01 PM »
The man dynasty is still going, right? I know Saltypaws almost dropped hers a while back. I am just checking to make sure you haven't done the same because, well... well.... dropping the Man dynasty and all of its funniness would be just awful.

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« Reply #420 on: January 09, 2011, 06:26:54 PM »
Oh, don't worry — I'll finish up and my Manhood will be secured in the annals of history. I'm just sidetracked with the start of the 2011 Tournament.

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« Reply #421 on: January 09, 2011, 06:37:32 PM »
Oh, don't worry — I'll finish up and my Manhood will be secured in the annals of history. I'm just sidetracked with the start of the 2011 Tournament.
Lol that's good! I would miss this manliest thread I've read for awhile!

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« Reply #422 on: January 13, 2011, 04:41:13 PM »
New Bug Discovered...The Consignment Store is Busted!

Like Schip, who dove back into her own Dynasty after posting a great score in Garden of Eatin’, I too wrapped up that first Tournament Challenge and now return my attention to more Manly pursuits. EeyoreWrite is fast approaching her Toddler birthday, so I thought it would be nice for Chanda to assist immortal #7 down the road and sell her future books at the Consignment Store for additional career money for EeyoreWrite. I had Chanda buy 100 Patties, 100 Roasts, and 100 Steaks. The goal was to quickly knock out some of the Consignment Store Challenges and be ready to sell the kid’s books when EeyoreWrite finally had some to sell.

Walking into the consignment store with a personalized t-shirt saying “You want raw meat?” Chanda tried to sell her beefy wares. No dice. The cue just cancelled. Something was messed up and broken. I would have allowed anyone else to delete the NPC just to see if that had an effect, so I tried that and waited for the replacement the next day. Nothing. The cue cancels. Clicking on the register or the NPC has the same result which is a big, fat goose egg.

So, given my lofty role as an Administrator for this forum I have the unfortunate responsibility to inform all of you that the perfect Consignment Store that you have been enjoying for months, may not be so perfect. There’s a remote chance — probably one in a million — that your Sim will try and sell their items in the consignment store and won’t be able to because the action will cancel.  It may even manifest itself in a different, deeper way — you might actually think you’re selling your items because you’re able to consign things, but in reality, nothing gets sold. Hahaha. Okay, I’m teasing and making that last part up. I hope that never happens because that would really be frustrating. Anyhoo, looks like I’ll need to call EA on this Consignment Store bug to keep them in the loop.

So, despite the broken Consignment Store that will undoubtedly be quickly fixed the same day that Warren Buffet and Bill Gates both declare bankruptcy, I change strategy, adapt, and press on. No Consignment Store book sales for EeyoreWrite. She’ll just have to sell them via Inventory.

EeyoreWrite aged up to Toddler and from where I’m sitting she’s looking like her mom — not that looking like Sound would be a bad thing (as opposed to looking like Crazy which is when a child would have the desire to jump off a cliff) — dark hair and the identical color eyes.

Happy birthday, EeyoreWrite. And now your work begins.



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« Reply #423 on: January 13, 2011, 04:50:29 PM »
Happy Birthday EeyoreWrite! You are probably right about when the consignment bugs will get fixed! Along with all the others lol.

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« Reply #424 on: January 13, 2011, 05:36:24 PM »
I'm surprised to see what looks like a smile on EeyoreWrite's face! Happy birthday little one.
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