Chapter 7-
Wedding Bells And Lullabies (Lullabies?!)SUNDAYThat night, while Billi slept, a burglar snuck in and stole her sink.
Well, that was the final straw for Billi.
She had a quick goof off
Billi- No, I'm practising my conversational skills! Gosh!
Right.
It's...
Shayne!
Billi- Shayne, I love you.
I also love my sink, and free bar drinks.
Will you marry me?
Shayne- Um, yes!
I love rings!
But before he could lean in to hug her...
He ran off to the bar.
Billi vented some of anger on her firs ever ice sculpture, but even this didn't sooth her rage.
Billi- Should I find another guy? Maybe, but Shayne is so nice!
Find out the result next time!
No, wait, don't pull your hair out, I'm kidding!
Billi finished her surprisingly profitable dog ($781), had a snack of leftover waffles, and went to bed.
And dreamt of weddings.
MODAYShe made a special, and very important phone call.
Billi- What? You can't make it at 6am? Yes, yes, come at nine then.
A whole family serving of pancakes where made.
Billi had a shower and changed.
Most of Billi friends gathered on the lawn, and one very...er,
lucky man made himself at home.
Then a blue carpool arrived.
Billi gulped nervously but stayed put.
Billi's Boss- Hang on, shouldn't the bride be at work?
Billi- I'm working on it, Mr In-Charge!
Kayla- People! Noooo!
Bunny- Pancakes?
Billi whispered something in Shayne's over sized earlobe-
Shayne- Later, Billi! Don't you think we should get married first?
And... Cue dopey looks!
Shayne- Do you take me-
Billi- I thought you said later?
Shayne sighed loudly, but not loudly enough to block out Billi's boss's loud realisation that he should also be at work.
Anyway Shayne became Shayne Tunic, and they were married.
After a quick chat to her friends, Billi ran off to work, leaving Shaye with the guests.
Apparently Shayne's fave colour is pink, so he got a new wardrobe.
And became the live-in maid.
That night, after work, and all the guests came home-
Billi and Shayne- Privacy!
Sorry, but privacy is a little hard to come by if you don't have walls.
Hope you guys are happy.
You just made Billi miss out on a promotion.
Lol