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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 9, Chapter 160 14/8/13
« Reply #1075 on: August 15, 2013, 02:05:55 PM »
Yay! Congratulations on the move!!! Dang, when this story is over, I don't think I'll know what to do with myself..... I've been reading it since around the time I joined this forum!
I actually think I've been doing the same!
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 9, Chapter 160 14/8/13
« Reply #1076 on: August 16, 2013, 01:08:35 PM »
Nathaniel's proposal cracked me up -- it's so true. My decadynasty heirs don't have any time for romance, and once they've become boyfriend/girlfriend, they ignore their future spouse until they're ready to get married.

The worst bit is that Pansy lived next door the whole time, and he couldn't even be bothered/didn't even have time to visit her. But then if he'd spent time with her, he'd still be fishing, so...

Oh my gosh move ten...I am so excited well done honey.

Thanks! I'm pretty excited as well!

I am so happy for you and your sims!  ;D

So am I. For my sims that is, be a bit weird to be overly happy for myself!

I've been ignoring my desire to comment as much as Nate ignored Pansy  ;D

I'm still here, I'm still watching, and I am wishing a lack of misfortune on you  :P

Well now Nate's stopped ignoring poor Pansy, you'll have to comment again then! A lack of misfortune means a lot coming from you, I reckon! Just don't send William over and we'll be fine.

Yay! Congratulations on the move!!! Dang, when this story is over, I don't think I'll know what to do with myself..... I've been reading it since around the time I joined this forum!

I've got a new story or two in the works, which I won't start posting until this one's safely over. so I might just have solved that for you!



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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 9, Chapter 160 14/8/13
« Reply #1077 on: August 16, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »
Interlude 7 (I think)



Man: That's it. Just sit down their and await the boss-woman. Because even though I know what she's going to say and I'm even fairly sure it was my idea, she'd kill me if I didn't let her do the talking. She says I can't be trusted. I told her, it wasn't me who drew mustaches on her when she was asleep on Thursday or me who threw the farting balloons in the last big meeting. But no. I'm childish, 'specially my hair, and I can't be trusted.

Iris: You might even be madder than me.

Man: And now you think I'm mad. Great.



Iris: How long will I be here? It's just I got killed by a shark and I'd really like to go kill it right back.

Man: I don't know. They don't tell me anything since the incident with the bucket.

Iris: The bucket?

Man: Yeah, a bucket of water placed over a slightly open door so it'll fall and soak someone if you push the door fully open. [pause] But I suppose that one was genuinely my fault.

Iris: [internally] Definitely madder than me.



Woman: At least make your internal monolouges grammatically corrent.

Iris: You what?

Woman: Anyway. Quicker I tell you what you're here for, quicker you can go.

Iris: Where did you come from?!

Woman: Egypt.

Iris: Only my dreams could be this bonkers.

Woman: This isn't a dream.

Iris: It is! I'll pinch myself to prove... ow!

Woman: Told you so.



Man: Don't worry. She tells everyone so. Frequently.



Woman: Shut up, we're here for business! Not snarky comments!

Man: Could of fooled me.



Woman: Anyway. Iris, you're aware that throughout your life on Lunar Lakes you were fulfilling a list of tasks? A list you passed on to your son on moving to Twinbrook?

Iris: Be hard to forget that.

Woman: Indeed. We don't think that's fair, that some sims have to slave their lives away while others enjoy it. Whether that's the sim completing the tasks, or the so-called 'spares' that don't get any benefits but have to slave away to help someone else reach their goals. It's not right. Sims deserve to live their lives however they so wish. We're trying to abolish dynasties. Are you with us?

Iris: I think so.

Woman: Good, I've got a task for you.



Iris: As long as it doesn't involve benches. I hate benches.

Woman: It doesn't involve benches.

Iris: Or sharks. Unless I kill them. Actually, can it involve sharks so I can kill them?

Woman: Sorry Iris. No sharks.



Iris: That's rubbish.

Woman: Hang on a moment. What're you doing with the bar?

Iris: Nothing!

Woman: Not you.

Man: What the bar's designed for. I'm making some drinks, because I'm fed up of sitting through meetings in the corner quietly.

Woman: Last time I let you speak you ranted about dinosaurs.

Man: Dinosaurs are cool!



Man: Iris, a drink?

Iris: A shark-proof drink?

Man: It can be anything you want it to be.



Man: Except tasty. Man, these drinks are rank. Should've learnt mixology.

Woman: You should have learnt how to behave in meetings.



[Five Minutes Later]

Woman: She really is as bonkers as everyone says she is. She's perfect for the task.

Man: I wonder what's for dinner?

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1078 on: August 16, 2013, 01:33:20 PM »
Oooooooo!  I really love your interludes!  So mysterious and fun! lol

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1079 on: August 16, 2013, 01:36:40 PM »
Wow, Chris and Agnes are being spy-like... I wonder why....
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1080 on: August 16, 2013, 01:58:45 PM »
Your interludes are always so cool, and Iris was absolutely hilarious!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1081 on: August 16, 2013, 03:09:38 PM »
Chris and Agnes are a brilliant comedy team!  ;D
Iris, you are more mad than any individual ever to have lived in the Simiverse   ::)
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1082 on: August 16, 2013, 06:46:45 PM »
I have to admit that it took me so long to realize that was Chris. This interlude made me even more confused, what task could Iris possibly be perfect for? I mean, except shark killing one.

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1083 on: August 16, 2013, 06:55:31 PM »
You are so close now! I'm getting excited! Can't wait to see you in the Hall of Fame!

I honestly did not realise it was Chris (knew it was Agnes) until I read the comments. I wonder what Iris is perfect for?
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1084 on: August 16, 2013, 07:13:07 PM »
Very intriguing interlude. It took me a little bit to realize just who they were! Chris looks kind of cute with dreadlocks. ;)

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1085 on: August 16, 2013, 07:14:40 PM »
I wasn't fooled. Chris's mouth is unmistakable!
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1086 on: August 16, 2013, 08:19:07 PM »
He looks good with dreadlocks.
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1087 on: August 17, 2013, 07:21:38 AM »
I didn't recognise them at all. If not for Dex's comment I wouldn't have known who they were at all. Chris does look cute with dreadlocks! I can't stand his default hair, so I've never seen the appeal before . . .
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1088 on: August 17, 2013, 07:24:14 AM »
Once I saw Agnes' face, I knew who they were. Chris threw me off a little bit, but I knew I should recognize him. Love how their masterminding a plot to abolish Dynasties. Let's just hope they don't find out about the Tournament challenges, too.  :P

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Interlude 7-ish 16/8/13
« Reply #1089 on: August 19, 2013, 01:48:38 PM »
Oooooooo!  I really love your interludes!  So mysterious and fun! lol

Thanks! Mysterious is what I'm going for!

Wow, Chris and Agnes are being spy-like... I wonder why....

Agnes has a spy-like outfit and everything, so she must be taking it pretty seriously, whatever it is...

Your interludes are always so cool, and Iris was absolutely hilarious!

(Iris! I miss you! Please come back!)

I miss Iris too! She'll definitely appear in-story a few more times before this is all done, don't worry. I nearly gave her an age-freeze potion to keep her around in-game until the end too, but having an age-frozen person outside my household always screws my game up sadly.

Chris and Agnes are a brilliant comedy team!  ;D
Iris, you are more mad than any individual ever to have lived in the Simiverse   ::)

I'm sure Iris would take that as a compliment :) Yeah, Agnes and Chris do seem to work well together, if much like an old married couple...

I have to admit that it took me so long to realize that was Chris. This interlude made me even more confused, what task could Iris possibly be perfect for? I mean, except shark killing one.

That you'll find out soon! I'm glad it took you a little while to figure out who Chris was, his disguise at least slightly worked then!

You are so close now! I'm getting excited! Can't wait to see you in the Hall of Fame!

I honestly did not realise it was Chris (knew it was Agnes) until I read the comments. I wonder what Iris is perfect for?

Perfect for rallying the anti-shark armies? I can't wait to be in the Hall of Fame again either!

Very intriguing interlude. It took me a little bit to realize just who they were! Chris looks kind of cute with dreadlocks. ;)

He does doesn't he! They really suit him which I didn't expect.

I wasn't fooled. Chris's mouth is unmistakable!

Yeah, that's the massive giveaway with Chris. You can't hide them however you try, even a beard was pretty useless.

He looks good with dreadlocks.

He really does! That hair looks good on so many different sims, I love it.

I didn't recognise them at all. If not for Dex's comment I wouldn't have known who they were at all. Chris does look cute with dreadlocks! I can't stand his default hair, so I've never seen the appeal before . . .

I don't like his default hair either. This dynasty is the first and only time I've played him - he's got some good genes but probably no more so than some other sims. Glad you didn't recognise them, though!

Once I saw Agnes' face, I knew who they were. Chris threw me off a little bit, but I knew I should recognize him. Love how their masterminding a plot to abolish Dynasties. Let's just hope they don't find out about the Tournament challenges, too.  :P

Good point about the Tournament challenges! I dunno if Agnes and Chris get much involvement with those though. I've never actually played one either, maybe I should after this...

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1090 on: August 19, 2013, 02:14:01 PM »
We're All Inappropriate Here



The newly-weds head to do what all newly-weds do, especially ones who've got to have a baby within the next ten days.

Nathaniel: And they'd like to do it without anyone else present.

Iris: Not even me?

Iris?

Nathaniel: Mum?

Iris: Yep, it's me. Aren't you all glad to see me?

Pansy: We can't see you.

Iris: Fine. Aren't you all glad to hear me then.

Nathaniel: No. It's creepy enough having one head-voice following me everywhere, even when I eat and sleep and use the bathroom, let alone two. And one of them being your mother? Ew.

Perhaps more importantly, what on Earth are you doing here?!?

Iris: Oh, you know. Visiting.

You can't! The Act, for Watcher's sake!

Iris: I can. I just did.

Nathaniel: Can you have this argument outside of my bedroom?!



Iris: Pansy gets a new hairstyle. Pretty cool, isn't it?

Get out of my job.

Iris: Get out of mine.



I really don't see how you can be doing this. You can't commentate, any more than I could be a sim!

Iris: Parker, who's previously been ignored by this story, ages up to elder. Poor Parker. Ignored until he's wrinkly all over like an ugly wrinkly fig.

Pansy: Haha! You look like a fig!



Parker: Hey, thanks. Thanks a bunch, little sister.

Pansy: No problem, fig-boy.

Can I have my story back yet?!



Iris: He's got the LTW to solve 35 Private Eye Cases, and he's not even a PI, so he heads off to go sign up.

Give my back my story! NOW!



Iris: His first case involves figuring out who nicked Alison CrumpleSteels toothbrush.

Parker: It was your brother. Like he's also been stealing your hairbrush to do his own hair.

Alison: I'll get him for this. He'll pay.



And I redecorated the house.

Iris: Oh, you didn't tell me you were doing that.

It's my sodding story.

Iris: And now you have me to help you. Isn't that great? We can be like bestest bestest buddies, like me and my teddy were before my teddy got eaten by a shark.

No. It's not great. It's my story and you're stealing it.

Iris: Don't worry, you'll get used to it and then we can be bestest bestest buddies.



Living room from one direction.

Iris: One Direction? Where?



Downstairs bedroom, for Pansy and Nathaniel.

Iris: That's one contorted room.



Living room from a sort-of other direction.



Iris: And here's a view of the kitchen.

Actually, this one's to show Pansy's pregnant.

Iris: Well, you should have got another photo of the kitchen then. I knew you were a slack watcher.

Pansy: I can't help but feel my pregnancy's more important than the new kitchen.



Pansy spends a large proportion of her pregnancy posting inappropriate things on forums.

Iris: I'm an inappropriate thing on a forum.

You can say that again.



Nathaniel plays chess.



Sometimes we can make Pansy stop being inappropriate for long enough to do Science.

Iris: SCIENCE! I love science.  Science could breed out sharks! Take away their fins and make them unthreatening!

Isn't it the shark's teeth that are more dangerous?

Iris: Do you know nothing? It's the fins. Everyone knows it's the fins.

Why?

Iris: You know nothing.



And we mustn't forget, sometimes Pansy is inappropriate in person to people.

Iris: Lolly Racket isn't who I'd pick to fight, though.

Yeah, her family are criminals.

Iris: No, her brother's called Shark. You really do know nothing. Can you even read?

Can you stop insulting me and annoying me on MY OWN STORY?!

Iris: No.



Nathaniel: Oh-em-gee the baby's coming the baby's coming I don't know what to do help me help me someone anyone Watcher Parker Mum God the chess board anybody anybody at all just help me please the baby's coming!

Iris: Come on Pansy, you can do it, think of soothing waterfalls and calm beaches and flags on top of castles.

Get her in the car to the hospital.



Nathaniel: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, we'll be there soon. [out the window] Can't you see I've got my sirens on? It's an emergency! My wife's in labour!



Parker: Can we have some quiet here? I'm trying to solve an important case.

Iris: Yeah. Silence. Good idea.

The baby?

Iris: Silence.

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1091 on: August 19, 2013, 02:28:28 PM »
*snort*  Oh that was fantastic!  Sims hijacking stories... what's the forum coming to!? lol  Loved it ^^

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1092 on: August 19, 2013, 03:21:36 PM »
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Iris: I'm an inappropriate thing on a forum.

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So that was the task that Iris was so well suited for.  Or is she going to do something else apart from annoying you?  Come to think of it, why am I asking you?  Agnes and Chris are the experts ;).

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1093 on: August 19, 2013, 03:28:09 PM »
Mwahahah!  Iris is so well suited to the task of being a Watcher!  ;D
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1094 on: August 19, 2013, 04:00:21 PM »
I haven't laughed this much for weeks! Watcher Parker Mum God the chess board. Genius!
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1095 on: August 19, 2013, 04:42:04 PM »
*snort*  Oh that was fantastic!  Sims hijacking stories... what's the forum coming to!? lol  Loved it ^^

Terrible things, that's what the forum's coming to with Iris in charge of a thread. Terrible, terrible things.

:D

So that was the task that Iris was so well suited for.  Or is she going to do something else apart from annoying you?  Come to think of it, why am I asking you?  Agnes and Chris are the experts ;).

Yeah, definitely don't ask me! I'm not the one that knows what's happening around here anymore.

Iris: Agnes and Chris, experts? I'm in charge here, I'm the expert!

On shark killing.

Iris: Oh yes. I'm a big big big expert on shark killing, a WORLD expert.

Mwahahah!  Iris is so well suited to the task of being a Watcher!  ;D

Iris: Why thank you. I think I am too.

Don't I even get first dibs at answering my own comments now?

Iris: They're not your comments. They're my fan mail.

I haven't laughed this much for weeks! Watcher Parker Mum God the chess board. Genius!

Thanks! The chess board was next to useless by the way. Almost as useless as Nathaniel himself!

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1096 on: August 20, 2013, 04:04:42 AM »
Duct tape isn't expensive.... Just a thought...
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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1097 on: August 20, 2013, 04:13:19 PM »
Oh no, you're not a Directioner are you, Iris? I had to listen to my friend's babble for weeks about the movie. Then I learnt that I could start babbling about Sims and then they'd shut up about 1D  :D

Anyway, that chapter was hilarious! I was laughing out loud at the fig bit and my family was staring at me  :P
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« Reply #1098 on: August 20, 2013, 05:07:07 PM »
What's wrong with being a Directioner? Go, Iris! I can't wait to see the nooboo

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Re: The CrumpleSteel DecaDynasty: Generation 10, Chapter 161 19/8/13
« Reply #1099 on: August 21, 2013, 06:42:59 AM »
Duct tape isn't expensive.... Just a thought...

Aaand you can get it with pretty patterns on it apparently! It might just be the perfect solution.

Oh no, you're not a Directioner are you, Iris? I had to listen to my friend's babble for weeks about the movie. Then I learnt that I could start babbling about Sims and then they'd shut up about 1D  :D

Anyway, that chapter was hilarious! I was laughing out loud at the fig bit and my family was staring at me  :P

I hope she's not a Directioner. She's not even just old enough to be their mother, but their grandmother/great-grandmother... Not that appropriateness bothers Iris much. I get stared at laughing at stuff on here as well!

What's wrong with being a Directioner? Go, Iris! I can't wait to see the nooboo

Nooboo coming up soon :)