Artie's Lunar Lunacy

[Ricalynn]

The current household members at the time of this update where : Buzz, Artie, Jules, Dakota, Rosemary, Ares, Adrianna, Tama, Bubba and Barkley.


We really have no choice but to have someone die and the only two elders are Artie and Buzz.

[ratchie]

We have to wait for Buzz to pass on before Adrianna and Ares try for a baby as there is eight people in the house already.

Rachel

[Ricalynn]

Artie: "This isn't bad.  What gave you the bright idea to let me do something other than workout, play games and drill holes?"
Rica: "I saw this cool glowing guy that wasn't you doing it and figured it might be a nice change of pace."
Artie: "Yeah I could get used to this I think."
Rica: "Guess what."
Artie: "What?"
Rica: "You get to use a chainsaw later."
Artie: "Niice.  Yeah I like this much better.  Why didn't you think of this before?!"
Rica: "Why didn't you?!"


Mia James: "Ares, you're the best!"
Ares: "Thanks.  I know it was a great promotion.  Bye now."
Rica: "That's like your biggest fan.  She's been around since you're dad moved in.   She comes to every game you ever play in."
Ares: "And she's creepy too."


Dakota: "That's a good girl.  Nice and slow.  Be careful now.  "
Tama: "Maman go back and watch me follow you!"
Rica: "Not too fast sweetheart.  I'm not sure I want you running away yet."
Dakota: "Isn't that supposed to be my line?"
Rica: "Well you put the brick on her head and I'll tie her feet together.  That should slow her down."


Buzz: "Latoya.. I'm not feeling ... normal."
Latoya: "Oh no! Buzz!  You've gone all sparkly"
Rica: "Buzz! No!  You're only 106.  It's ok to not die you know."
Buzz: "Rica.  It's ok.  I knew it was coming."
Rica: -sniffles- "Doesn't make it right."


Reaper: "C'mon people.  You know the drill stay out of the reaper's way and this all goes very quickly like ripping off a bandaid."
Dakota: "Oh Daddy I'm going to miss you."
Buzz: "For a few days but I bet I'll get through the paperwork and be back to haunt you guys in no time.  Frenchy you take care of my little girls.  You hear me."
Jules: "Oui.  I am sorry to see you go."
Ares: "Buzz! I didn't kill you by making you go to china did I?"
Buzz: "Of course not.  It was a great way to spend a very long 106th day plus now you can have a little guy to marry my Tama-kins.  In fact, you better or I may have to haunt you in a bad way."
Latoya: "We were getting to be such good friends." -cries some more-
Buzz: "Yes but now I'm with the love of my life.  Goodbye everyone. Everyone give a hug to Tama for me."


Inside - Tama plays with her bunny.  Unaware of the bad thing happening outside. 


Buzz: "Whee!  I'll be back guys.  Ares go do as your told."
Ares: "Ok.  Umm.. Honey.."




Dakota: "This is the color red.  It's the colors of apples, cherries, fire trucks and Artie."
Tama: "And Awees."
Dakota: "Yes and Ares."
Tama: "And Barkwheat."
Dakota: "Yes Barkley is red too.  We might even get another baby soon and he could be red too."
Tama: "I want red baby."
Dakota: "Maybe one day but not today.  Ok this color is blue.."


Rica: "Ahh even the gnomes came to see how bad your hair is gonna be after the sparkles."
Ares: "Shhh."

Rica: The bald guy is Chase Begley, Rosemary's baby brother.  And the old chick behind is Savannah Begley, who used to be the younger sister when Rosemary moved in.


Ares: "Really woman?"
Rica: "Don't be blaming me for your cornrows!"
Ares: "I do what I want! Now fix me."
Rica: "Fine..."


And just to make sure you guys know what's coming up..


Next Chapter

[ratchie]

Farewell Buzz I am sure you will come back to visit us very soon.  I have my fingers crossed for a red nooboo and the start of the greatest love story in Sim history.

Rachel

[Ilessthan3TheSims]

R.I.P Buzz. I've a feeling you'll be back for haunting Artie and match-making soon.

[AceOfFools]

Oh noes! Buzz!

[loveSims]

R.I.P Buzz. I sure hope for a red nooboo! I love your pictures, they are amazing.

[Juxtaposition]

Well, I will miss Buzz, he was a great mortal, but *Confetti* for Adrianna getting food poisoning and throwing up! Wait, is there some other message I was supposed to get from that last photo, don't tell me, I'll get it

The vampire Mia James looks very creepy!  And Tama looks way too precious holding her little bunny.

[Ricalynn]

Rica: "You know we only get three ghosts a night and you two come back to fight over the doghouse to sleep in it!"
Baxtor: "I can't believe Buzz is gone."
Mr Bigglesworth: "That's right.  You think about Buzz.  I'm just gonna slip over here for a catnap."


Adrianna: "Aww nooboo."
Rica: "Aww man. I thought I'd have time to change your clothes this morning.  Guess not.  Now you're gonna walk around in the same nightgown as Rosemary.  How embarassing."
Adrianna: "I look better in it."
Rosemary: "She certainly fills it out better."
Rica: "Rawr" -hisses- "Now go tell someone else the good news and you get back in the garden.  Trying to stir trouble on my watch."


Adrianna: "It worked.  We're having a baby."
Ares: -gasps and freezes-


Adrianna: -uses both hands to snap in Ares' face-  "He's going to be like that for a while isn't he?"
Rica: "I think while he knew it was a possibility, I'm not entirely certain he was prepared to actually become a father."
Adrianna: "Too late now."


Artie: "MWahahahahah haha  haha."
Rica: "You done yet?"
Artie: "Mwahaha.. hah.. "-cough- "Yeah I'm done...for now. "
Rica: "Don't start laughing again.  Yes we all know you get a pretty chainsaw.  Now get to sculpting, red man."


Adrianna: "And the Jimmy Sprocket leapt up onto the balcony releasing the rope that held up the chandelier.  He turned to watch as the chandelier dropped to the lower floor, right on top of the head of three henchmen."
Rica: "What arrrre you doing?"
Tama: "Story time! Story time! Shhh."
Rica: "As long as you're having fun then."


Adrianna: -thinks- "Ugh.  I hope no one gets a picture of this.  I feel like I weight 400 terrabytes."
Rica: "Hi sweetie.. Just checking on your back.  Seeing if it's ok.  "
Adrianna: "Hey.  Go away.  I'm making a nooboo here.  My back can handle my weight just fine."
Rica: "Honey - I didn't say anything about your weight. Trust me.  Though you have gained a little huh?"
Adrianna: "Shoo." -cracks a smile because she can't help it.-


Tama: "Yay!"
Adrianna: "There you go sweetie.  Careful now.  Don't want to slip and fall off."
Rica: She doesn't really have much else to do around the house so she plays with Tama all day.  It's good practice.


Rica: "Hey you're a little far from home."
Barkley: "Artie brought me!  He said he wanted to get away from all the hormones."
Rica: "That sounds like him.  Just make sure he doesn't leave you here alone."
Barkley: "Oh don't worry.  We made a deal.  I'm just enjoying the water.   Why don't we have a pool?"
Rica: "Where would you suggest I stick it?"
Barkley: "Yeah I guess space is a little crowded.  We could always rebuild the house."
Rica: "Thought about it but I really like that house."
Barkley: "No pool then."
Rica: "Maybe I'll make you a dog fountain or something."


Rica: "Hey be careful.  Don't want your face to freeze like that."
Adrianna: "Ahhhh!"
Rica: "Hey you don't have to scream."


Like Father Like son.... No Help at All!


Rica: -clears throat- "Isn't it a little late to be reading the pregnancy book?"
Adrianna: -clears throat- "Isn't this the point where you introduce my son?"
Rica: "Sheesh.  Picky people.   Everyone say 'Hi Apollo'"
Jacob, Rica's nephew: "He's going to be eeevil." -child laughter-
Rica: "He already is."



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[Enchanted81]

Yay, another to carry on Artie's coloring, you're getting really lucky with the game genetics!

[Ricalynn]

It helps that they marry women with no parents or siblings.  So half the genetic line is red.   I fear with what I have planned that if I get a red one after this it will be a miracle!   I got to three reds the first time around, too. 

[ratchie]

Hello Apollo whoes a cute little nooboo then. I bet Artie is very proud of his grandson.

Rachel

[Audren]

Yay for red nooboo! Welcome, Apollo!

[kent91blaze]

Congratz on the red nooboo. I think the in game mechanics have differentiated the skin colour like red into the dominant one.  As long as there isn't another dominant colour on the spouse side, your future nooboos are safe to say RED haha.

Kent

[Ricalynn]

Trust me I've played with enough colored Sims to know that red, blue or green are not dominant in any way as much as it depends on how many of that color are in the family tree.  Not to mention a whole lot of luck.   Sims 3 genetics are in no way easily determined from all the experiments I've done and seen done.