Rica: There is no better way to start an update than with toddler cuteness.
Tama: "Nomnomnom"
Rica: "Is that a good hand? Is the big girl ready for some cake tonight?"
Tama: "It's my birfday!"
Rica: "Yes it is. Cake is better than hand. Let's find something else for you to gnaw on."
Artie: "Mwahahahaha."
Rica: "Oh don't start that again! Just sculpt man. Sculpt!"
Artie: "You have no appreciation for my artistic genius."
Rica: "Well considering you're not artistic or a genius I don't think it matters."
Artie: "Shoo!"
Rica: -snickers-
Rica: "That's a cute new bear you got there."
Tama: "Papa gave it to me. It's Sir Julian."
Rica: "Sir Julian? You know I think me and Papa should talk about his naming skills."
Tama: "I like it!"
Rica: "I don't doubt that. Now let's see if I can round up some people to give you cake."
Tama: "Mm cake."
Dakota: "There you go honey. Blow out the candles like this." -blows quietly-
Tama: "Okies" -blows loudly and wetly-
Tama: "Tada!"
Jules: "Sacrebleu! She is cross-eyed."
Rica: "No. But if she was, it would be your fault, Sir Julian."
Jules: "Hmph"
Adrianna: "Whoo my turn!"
Rica: "Switching out the cakes before I could even get the child to mirror. Evil people!"
Ares: "Well duh."
Rica: "You're lucky I can't smack you."
Adrianna: "What do you mean I'm going to get wrinkles?!"
Adrianna: -enters a mid-life crisis-
Rica: -hangs head- "This is gonna be bad isn't it?"
Ares: "What?"
Rica: "Nothing!"
Yay for finally getting the child's clothes changed. She demanded gloves with every outfit I could get them for her. Apparently, she's a little neurotic which explains those faces she used to make in the stroller. She also can't keep her eyes opened when there is a photo about to be taken.
Ares: "Who's Daddy's little handsome man? That's right you are."
Rica: "Aww. "
Apollo: -steals his dad's glasses-
Ares: -chuckles- "Oh no. Not yet, kid. You can have some when you're a little bit bigger."
Tama: "I hereby declare this table..... nasty. Can we get a cleanup on aisle 6 please?"
Barkley: -goes wild smelling the plate-
Rica: "Will you stop that racket? Barking isn't going to make it clean. Here wanna lick it."
Barkley: -whimpers and steps away- "What is wrong with you? Getting that so close to my nose."
Rica: "Oh hey. Check out the superstar."
Ares: "Why thank you. Only one more to go."
Rica: "This is true. Too bad the girls only want to take pictures of 'the celebrity' and not 'the superstar athlete'. I bet they would make great money for the museum."
Ares: "Eh. We do what we must."
Rica: "Yes and I can't sneeze without one of you hitting 5 stars these days."
Ares: "Then stop sneezing."
Rica: -fake laugh- "Eh Funny. Now how about those last few spars you need."
Ares: "Fine later! Got a game."
Ares: -evil laughter- "I won again."
Rosemary: "You really are a horse's behind."
Rica: "Yes but he's a horse's behind that has supermaxed Sim Fu. Now you won't ever have to spar him again."
Rosemary: "Whoo! I'm out. " -locks the gate on the way out of the fence-
Ares: -walks into fence not knowing it's locked then starts stomping his feet and waving his hands- "Hey what's the big deal here?!"
Rica: "Oh I'm sorry. Did you want to do something else tonight?"
Artie: "Let him out, woman."
Rica: "And you call me no fun."
Tama: "Watcher spotted off the port bow!"
Rica: It really weirds me out that sometimes I can look through the wall and see space. And even weirder that she can see me through the wall.
Tama: "Dive dive dive!"
Rica: "Whoo! It's the day we've all been waiting for."
Ares: "We have?"
Rica: "Yes. The day we find out whose eyes he has!"
Rica: "You closed your eyes on purpose!"
Apollo: -a child's laughter-
Artie: -sniffles- "Well he's one of us."
Rica: "The cutest one yet."
... So cute I made him extra outfits. And he has his mother's eyes by the way!
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