Apollo: "You're just the cutest little guy I've ever seen with your little cowboy hat."
Amon: "Grandpa!"
Rica: "Hey that's what you get for not running away. Just think Apollo is the nicest of the meanies."
Amon: "They call me a rhinestone cowboy.."
Rica: "NO! Stop it right now."
Amon: "What's wrong?"
Rica: "You guys glitched out the other one and this one doesn't make you sound better so you sound horrible."
Amon: "Hey. I have feelings you know."
Rica: "That's nice. You obviously don't have hearing."
Every night before bed, Cory would read to Amon from the riding book. She gained a whole level in riding and when he aged up, it was like I hadn't even bothered. I think we did it wrong.
Cory: "And this part is the head of the horse. It's supposed to be facing the same way as yours. It's also where the teeth are. Keep your fingers away if you want to keep them."
Amon: "Do horses fart?"
Cory: "Just listen and pass out ok honey?"
Out of boredom, Cory got to learn how to paint. I forgot she was evil until I realized this is supposed to be like purple or something.
Artie: "My butt, my beautiful butt!"
Rica: "You're the who decided to do a metal sculpture!"
Bob: "Hey ole girl. Ready to come home with me?"
Bronte: "Wondered when you would show. "
Bob: "Yeah it's a shame about dogs living shorter lives but you're 45. That's not too bad really."
Cory: "Oh. You're just here for the dog."
Bob: "Hey hey Be careful. If I go home with some strange mark, Sheila will kill me first and ask questions later."
Artie: "Tell her hi for me before it happens though."
Bob: "Always always. Can't wait until we can start going to barbecues together again."
Amon: "What kind of barbecues?"
Artie: "The kind that are rated R for Roasting and of course all the bad things that happen during one. So.. no more asking."
Angus: "Come on kiddo. Let's go see your first unicorn."
Bob: -pops in- "Oh hi little Grim. This is kind of awkward."
Angus: "I guess we're not getting that unicorn after all."
Amon: "You again? Are you the only reaper on duty tonight or something?"
Bob: "No. It's just easier to send one guy to one town than to make several do it. Less paperwork if it's a double pickup."
Amon: "What do you mean?"
Bob: "Uhh.. Ask Artie."
Amon: "Didn't know how to explain the answer did you?"
Bob: "Bye kid. "
Amon: "That was awesome. It sucks the unicorn died but hey I want to see that again."
Angus: "See what again?"
Amon: "The place beyond the light."
Angus: "I think it's time you had a chat with the rest of us."
Amon: "Dad says I was to come talk to you guys about something."
Apollo: "He should have already taught you how to wipe. What more info could you need?"
Amon: "I want to know about the place beyond the light."
Artie: -blinks and hits button on remote. TV breaks-
Apollo: "Aw man."
Ares: "This should be good."
Artie: "Woman. Leave."
Rica: "I never get to listen to the good stuff."
On the day of his birthday, Amon got awarded the best ballet dancer award. Isn't he so cute in his little outfit?
Mario: "So you see, I just can't help but think that you prefer my company to that of your housemates. So when I hear there is going to be a party, I have to throw one too to get you away from them. I'll keep doing it until my vampire days are over for you and our daughter."
Saffron: "I don't think you realize just how close I am to my family. Perhaps we should leave your party and go to my house."
Mario: "You mean his house."
Saffron: "No I meant mine."
One...
... Two. Amon made sure to throw in some pranks while he was still cute and adorable.
Prince Amon the First: "I want a pony."
Rica: -whistles- "Hey cutie. Looks like the Cross nose is almost officially gone. We're back to looking like Artie."
Amon: "Where's my pony?"
Rica: "You didn't think I would just give you one did you?"
Amon: "Yes."
Rica: "Sorry kiddo. You're going to actually have to go buy one after school tomorrow."
He's a heartbreaker.
Amon: -thinks- "I don't need to buy one. I can just watch one for a while and then get it to move in."
Rica: "I knew you weren't paying attention to those riding books before bed."
Amon: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Wild Horse: -spooked by sudden talking, runs off-
Amon: "Now look what you did."
Rica: "Yes but you have to be a high level rider to actually adopt a wild horse."
Amon: "Oh. Well then. I guess we better get me some riding skill."
Rica: "Hey not bad. What's her name?"
Amon: "Alegra."
Rica: "Hello Alegra."
Amon: "Silly Rica. Horses can't hear you."
Alegra: -dumps her rider-
Amon: "Hey. You made me spook her."
Rica: "Yes now get off your tookus, get back on and go home. Sheesh. I've got some city planning to figure out real quick."
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