Author Topic: Re: Colt's Return: 07/22/14 - Move to Graveyard (Updated) (Read 479304 times)

sdhoey · « **Reply #255 on:** September 30, 2012, 09:51:45 PM »

ADULT BIRTHDAYS AND FIRST MEETINGS

Penny: Time to say goodbye, young life and hello adult life.. Please no midlife crisis..

ME: Happy Birthday Penny, I hope you have a great evening,

Penny: Sparkles Sparkles, the last time I felt like this, I was with Parker..

Penny: I see my clothes stayed the same. Hows my hair?
ME: I like it .. it's you.. cute and sassy

Penny: Oh me, I've screwed everything up. Her life, her dads
Me: Penny, what's wrong?

Penny: I really did love Parker, and after I told him I was expecting, I was scared. My dad was not in my life, shoot my mom didn't even know my dad. I hated men.. I was scared to get hurt.

Me: Why didn't you call me and tell him this? Parker is a good guy.
Penny: Because a few days later, I read in the paper, that he was engaged to my mom.. *breaks down*
Me: oh honey!! He's coming here tonight to play Colby in Chess and meet Heather.
Penny: What? Really? I guess that's good, isn't it?
ME: I hope so honey, it's close to time for the Grim to visit him.

sdhoey · « **Reply #256 on:** September 30, 2012, 10:11:53 PM »

Parker: Hol/Heather, Honey, is that you?
Heather: *proper trait* How do you do sir, yes I am Heather.
Parker: Wow, you are the spitting imagine of your mother and grandmother.
Heather: And who are you sir?

Parker: Heather, Honey, I'm Parker, Your father.
Heather: My my father? But but..
Parker: That you will need to talk to your mother about. But I am here now.

Heather: OH my goodness. DAD!! All these yrs, it was true, you have been here. Watching me from a distance. I'm so glad that I have finally gotten to see you.
Parker: DAD!! I've wanted to hear those words from you for so long honey..

Heather: Dad, just give me a hug and hold me. I need to know you are real and not the moon playing little girl tricks on me.
Parker: Anything for my little girl.

Heather: I love you dad, Colby is on his way out now. I have to go study for a test tomorrow..
Parker: I love you too little girl.. Always... Remember no matter tomorrow brings, I have always loved you.

Colby: Hey there old friend, how are you?
Parker: Old?? Who you calling old? Ready to whoop your butt in chess..

Colby: Well let's head out back to the chess house..

Parker: hmm so now they got you painting on the job huh?
Colby: Yeah, Amber thinks it funny.

Colby: See old man.. Told ya I'd beat you.

Parker: Colby, I need you to do me a huge favor?
Colby: What's wrong Parker? You know I'd do anything for you man.
Parker: I"m dieing Colby. the Dr's say I only have a few days at the most.
Colby: *shock* No,Parker, I, I'm so sorry
Parker: You've done a great job, helping raise Heather, Please watch out for her and keep her safe.
Colby: Anything for you man. I love her as if she was my own, well you know her and Caden are dating. Seriously.
Parker: I know. I approve of it. He is good for her.

sdhoey · « **Reply #257 on:** September 30, 2012, 10:22:32 PM »

ME: hmmm, wonder what she is up too? Why is she at the Elixir shop?

The next morning before Work/school:

Amber: Come on everyone, it is time for Colby and I to cake it.

Amber: My wish, to look good, and have a sexy hubby..

Amber: Woo go honey.. Blew out those candles..

No real reason, just because he looks like eye candy!!

Colby: My wish is to have my kids happy and healthy

Caden: Blast off mom..

Amber: I'm still me!! YAY

Colby: Are the sparkles making me look fat?

Colby: That's right, I'm still a hot rocking stud!!!
ME: Chokes on cake!!

SimBlip · « **Reply #258 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:23:29 AM »

Happy birthday, Penny!
She's so pretty. Such a shame there is no way of knowing who her father is. He must have been handsome.
It's nice that she finally told you of her predicament. Is Holly still alive?
Parker: "Wow, you are the spitting imagine of your mother and grandmother." Well, he would know.
Heather is so sweet to immediately call him 'dad' and tell him that she loves him. Parker is a very lucky man.
Happy birthday, Amber and Colby!

sdhoey · « **Reply #259 on:** October 01, 2012, 08:59:38 PM »

Quote from: SimBlip on October 01, 2012, 07:23:29 AM

Happy birthday, Penny!
She's so pretty. Such a shame there is no way of knowing who her father is. He must have been handsome.
It's nice that she finally told you of her predicament. Is Holly still alive?
Parker: "Wow, you are the spitting imagine of your mother and grandmother." Well, he would know.
Heather is so sweet to immediately call him 'dad' and tell him that she loves him. Parker is a very lucky man.
Happy birthday, Amber and Colby!

Penny is a looker.. I really wish I knew who daddy was. Holly passed away, but when it came up Penny jumped and clapped. ???So I didn't push it.. She never mourned either. Yes Parker would know. What a way to break a girls heart! Knock her up and then marry her mom.. Heather was alway having thought bubbles about Parker, so I thought it was time.

Hey my number 2 stud is getting old, *sighs* cries

sdhoey · « **Reply #260 on:** October 01, 2012, 09:29:59 PM »

Prom #2 and A Witchy Situation

Caden: Heather, You know there's a Prom on Sunday again, wanna go?

Heather: Sure silly, You know I'll go.

Caden: Hey babe? Are you ok? You look sad?
Heather: I'm not sure, but I have this feeling that my dad just went with Grim. It was his time. Our meeting last night was written in the book.
Caden: What book? And why are we here in the Elixir Store?
Heather: Do you trust me?
Caden; Yes I do
Heather: All will be revealed soon.. it's good babe, trust me..

Colby: Ready for a butt whooping in Chess Miraj?
Miraj: Your so funny Brooks, lets go.

Back at the shop

Me: Researching Alchemy? Why? We get tons of Elixirs in the mail from Artie, Raven, and Pistachio. Plus all those that come in from other forum members. What are you up too young lady.
Heather: OK remember that day in the kitchen. I was playing the princess at the table over my royal court?
me: yes

Heather: Well I remembered what you said about King Metro allowing witches in the dynasties. Well, I want to do more than just paint and sculpt to help me love and Colt. With good Witch powers and the right practice I can mix the elixir that will turn me into a witch and train my son/daugther in the Ways of Witch Craft that can help Colt defeat the Grim when the time is right. Yes I found the book too and I read it.
ME: WOW. You need to talk to Colt and fast! He's not to happy with you keeping secerts in his house.
Heather: I'll deal with him.

Me: oh look I just got a notice that we got some gists in the mail.. That means new potions.. Go home and check the mail, maybe someone send you a the potion you need, I saw the forum ad you put out.
Heather: Your right, I"m on my way..

sdhoey · « **Reply #261 on:** October 01, 2012, 09:50:53 PM »

ME: Well did you get one?
Heather: shhh in the garage.

Heather: I'm kind of nervous, out if something goes wrong?
Me: We have plenty of Cure Elixirs, So have faith in yourself..

Heather: Ok, ready? Here we go..
Me: Fingers crossed

Heather: *closes eyes* whispers please work, please work, please work

Me: How do you feel Heather"
Heather: Weird. Tingly?
Me: Did it work?

Heather: Well so I don't mess up the police car or Caden's moms car, lets go outside.

sdhoey · « **Reply #262 on:** October 01, 2012, 09:58:39 PM »

Heather: Swish, flick. *sparkles from wand* Shannon Shannon I did it, I did it!!
ME: Shhh, good job, now you have alot of studying to do. Homework, Alchemy, Broom riding. Talking to your future Grandpa in law.

Heather: You really think he's gonna be mad?
Me: Remember, Colt is old school, around before any of this Supernatural stuff. When all he had to worry about was Jared Frio turning into a Vampire.

Heather: Oh I promise, I'll keep working and practicing and KEEP UP with my homework. Mom is gonna be so happy. oops that was a dud.

Colt: NO PLEASE?? I want to go play
Me: You are playing, in the tunnels of "love my new hobby"

Colt: I gotta get a girlfriend or something to occupy my time better!!

sdhoey · « **Reply #263 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:20:47 PM »

Double Trouble for Miraj

Miraj: So can I borrow like a few bucks?
Colt: Are you crazy? Get a job dude.
Miraj: But dude your loaded.. You can let go of some..

Colt: Boy, I think you need to go back to the rock you crawled out from under.
Miraj: Whimp

Colt: Listen here you, two time, low life, scum bucket, just because you have ranked chess level, don't make you better then me. I worked hard for my money.
Miraj: Harsh much old man?

ME: OH boy. Red Glow

Miraj: I can take your old butt any day Brooks
ME: Can we say, "Old fashioned whoop butt?"

Colt: SIGNED

Colt: Sealed

Colt: Delivered, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Colby: Man, What happened to you?
Miraj: I asked your old man for a few bucks and went crazy.

Colby: I could have told you not to do that. He doesn't like it when ppl do that.
Miraj: Wow, Really?

Miraj: He needs to be committed man.. wacko..
Colby: EXCUSE ME?? What did you just say?
Miraj: Your dad is a wack job dude. Not all the stars in the sky

Colby: I ought to beat your stars out just for talking about my dad like that.

Miraj: You and what Army?

Colby: I don't need one you long haired, big footed beast

Miraj: The whole bunch of ya are certifiable, cockoo
Colby: oh yeah, keep it up boy, and your mine..

Colby: Just forget it..

Colby: NOW GET OFF MY LAND!!

Deklitch · « **Reply #264 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:55:39 PM »

You'd think Miraj would learn, wouldn't you? But apparently, one beating wasn't enough for him.

sdhoey · « **Reply #265 on:** October 03, 2012, 06:48:05 AM »

Quote from: Deklitch on October 02, 2012, 11:55:39 PM

You'd think Miraj would learn, wouldn't you? But apparently, one beating wasn't enough for him.

I know right?

Colby called him because he was the next Ranked Chess Player. The whole time he was there, all he did was eat and insult people. So he got what was coming. Actually he got a triple beat down. Colt got him twice.

SimBlip · « **Reply #266 on:** October 03, 2012, 09:14:14 AM »

LOL! Signed, sealed, delivered...
Good thing Miraj did not end up in that hole Colt is filling up.

sdhoey · « **Reply #267 on:** October 03, 2012, 12:46:05 PM »

Day of Play and Colt Sings a Love Song

Me: WOW look at you. A Poetry Achievement, Way to go dude..
Caden: I know, it felt great getting it. Thanks. I'm aiming for the other one where you write two of so many genre.
Me: Okay, I can deal with that.

Amber: OH Colby, Wanna play my version of "touch football?"
Me: Hm okay kids keep it clean.

Colby: Hey, I have an idea, this is our bedroom, how about you go away?
Me: How about, this is MY screen, and I can make you go somewhere else?

Amber: Wow that was just cold..
Colby: Oh just forget her..

Colby: Now, come here my little kitten and give daddy some kisses
Amber: Why I'd be happy to sir..

Across Town at Mick's Karaoke Bar

Colt: hmm let's see, Willie SimNelson, Always On My Mind
ME: Awww... For Agnes

Colt: singing "Maybe I didn't love you, Quite as often as I could have, Maybe I didn't treat you, Quite as good as I should have,
If I made you feel second best, Girl I'm sorry I was blind, You were always on my mind, You were always on my mind

ME: Sing it Colt
Colt: Tell me Agnes, Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died, And give me. Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied. I'll keep you satisfied, my sexy momma