I did guess Kazim. It's hilarious to me that he missed his chance by a hair. I think he and Lotus would've had an adorable nooboo but RR is just so cute that I could eat him up.
I kind of wish Lotus could have had kids with several of her lovers, just to see how the genetics played out.
The Shaydes would like to say congratulations to Lotus on joining the ranks of immortal and on having a ghost baby.
- Dek on behalf of the Shayde family of Sunset Valley
Thanks, Dek.
Um, I mean thanks, Shaydes.
DiversionMinnie claimed the honour of the very last carrying-to-cake of the dynasty…
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…and Rolls Royce grew into a child.
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A slightly boring child, if I'm honest. No dressing up or Presiding over the Royal Court for him. He went to school and scouts, did his homework as soon as he got in, chatted politely with his elders and didn't seem to do much else. Which is probably why I forgot to take screenshots (at least, that's my excuse).
Towards the end of primary school, the family were invited to his badging ceremony. Yet again, it was only the women who took an interest – buy even they were far from perfect. They all zipped off to the school in their fast cars, leaving the supposed star of the show to follow on his bike

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Lotus did give him a lift home, although I'm not at all convinced she'd have done it autonomously.
Soon it was time for another cake. RR thought hard about a suitable wish. More attention from male relatives, perhaps?
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His birthday was on a Friday and he'd had an early-morning cake, so he had a long weekend free for driving lessons. The customary present was waiting in the drive when he came home after passing his test.
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There was a prom on his second day of high school and he continued the family tradition by being voted King.
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Now that he was old enough to use the athletic equipment, he took up climbing and basketball – with variable success.
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The first sign that teenage hormones might be having an effect on the former goody-goody was when I caught him doing his homework in the Ambrosia Room. Portia had tried that several times but just went into a foot-stamping routing failure.
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It was a useful reminder that locked doors are no barrier to ghosts. The sauna went into the family inventory at once. So did the massage table, because I was fed up of people dropping their action queues to use it. And Lotus retired, so that I could concentrate on watching over her son.
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The following weekend, Rolls wished to throw a slumber party. It's been a while since any of my Sims did that and Austin hadn't yet taken the 'Sleepover Fun' photo, so I went along with it.
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RR ordered a pizza and invited the three other members of his class, who were all Clevengers. I'm assuming they're the offspring of Freddie, who was one of Lotus's qualifying best friends, but don't really know. I wish there was an 'Ask about family' social interaction.
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Unfortunately, the immortals got to the pizza first and Allyson Clevenger missed out on a slice (and she's evil and grumpy to start with. Also bald, poor girl.) RR took her a plate of perfect French toast afterwards but I don't think it made up for the lack of pizza.
Then the teens settled down to watch TV and chat, and I realised that the girls were wearing matching nightshirts. Bought specially for the occasion?

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Around midnight, they decided that they ought to get some sleep. That should go better than the pizza had – there was plenty of free space in the middle of the living room for sleeping bags. Except that none of them liked that idea. Had they quarrelled when I wasn't looking? Kory laid out his bag in the hall, on the hard stone floor. There was probably a draught through the front door as well

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The girls weren't having any truck with sleeping bags. Not when there was a whole dynasty house full of comfy bedrooms. Aracelli settled down for the night in Ford's hover bed…
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…forcing its displaced owner to climb in with Morgan.
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Allyson claimed the room with the sports car décor that RR had inherited from his mother.
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So where was Rolls Royce? I assumed he'd be sharing with one of the immortals, since they were all best friends. But he wasn't. I eventually tracked him down in the garage.
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Well, he is a vehicle enthusiast

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Maybe the less-than-successful party triggered something. Whatever the cause, Rolls, who'd only set one booby trap before, suddenly had a series of mood swings and became nearly as enthusiastic a prankster as his rebellious mother had been. Things came to a head on the evening of the drama club auditions. His performance was a great success – but then he took it into his head to sneak back into school afterwards and deface the mascot. He was caught and brought home in disgrace by the police.
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(Really?! Lucky Palms must be a remarkably law-abiding place if the police have enough attention to spare to deal with minor school pranks. Maybe RR's notorious mother retiring left had half of the force unemployed.)
At last, one of the men took notice of their youngest relative, although it probably wasn't the kind of attention he'd have wanted.
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(I love that Minnie and VW are carrying on with their pillow fight, undisturbed by the telling-off in the background.)
RR had to grovel humiliatingly to get out of a grounding.
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Even worse, he was put into detention after school the following day and by the time he'd finished his homework (making a big point of behaving well) he'd missed the end-of-term recital. Life sucked

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Amazingly, I think he may be my first Sim ever to get detention.
Everyone was relieved when his next birthday arrived.
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Maybe he'd settle down again now he was grown up.
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Credit: Rolls-Royce Phantom by Fresh Prince.