I Declare A Clone War
Dear Old Nettie,
How have you been? Are you enjoying Granny's gift? I think you must be considering I found something while browsing the 'net:
All those simoleons from the Room Challenge and you still got married next to the kitchen sink? Don't try and deny it, you used your real name for once and the guy has red hair. I won't share it with Granny, as long as I get something in return which I'll come to later.
On with my life. It's fun being me but also exhausting. I've had a very busy couple of days and now that I've finished what I started, I'm trying to think what to do next when Caiphus Caliente sits down beside me.
Hi, Kes.
Hey, CC.
Wanna tell me why you've been picking fights all over town?
Hmm, well it all began with my Granny and a crone called Nettlejuice. It's a long story though.
If you pass me one of those sleep replacements we'll have all night.Don't worry, I just gave him a glass of water with food colouring.
Well, Colten was pretty mad when he found out what actually happened while they were away. He wanted me to apologise to the SKLs and threatened to tell Granny. I assured him it wouldn't happen again, blah blah blah, and gave him the whole wobbly-lip-teary-eyes routine.
I won't be visiting the neighbours anytime soon, so I found some cousins to torment. Digging up rocks was well worth it when I found a Voodoo Doll and bound it to Nadia. She had one accident after the other, prompting her family to shoo her away while puddles formed in every room.
I was having too much fun and didn't notice Aunt Clare glaring at me. Caught red handed there was only one thing to do: I ran away.
The last person I expected to see at the library was Greyson SKL.
Hey, Greyson.
Hey, Troll Queen.
I'll take that as a compliment. Listen, Greyson, I wanted to say I'm truly sorry about my behaviour. Why don't we begin again, as friends?He looked uncertainly at me.
Come on, you know you want to! *flirty wink*
Huh. Ok, why not?
Psyche!
I can't believe—
Ha, too slow. Later, Daddy's Boy.
Thomas Pancakes left his front door open so I broke all the sinks in his house.
You really have been busy. I'm guessing there's more?
Yup.
Thomas called Granny and I got lectured by her and Mum. I was grounded for a week when Colten piped up about the fights.
Please, Granny? I promise you won't even know she's here.
No.
But you asked Donny and he wasn't even family!
He was.
Stop being so selfish, we have plenty of space and Debbie is our real family. I'll hate you forever!
I can deal with that, poppet.
Granny had put me in a cantankerous mood and there was only one way to blow off steam.
Hey, Kes.
Hi, girls.
The Clones are easier to fool than Greyson, they weren't even suspicious to meet me alone in the park at night.
You still haven't changed your hair.
What the heck, Kes?
Don't pick on my sister!
You were saying?
Ouch...
Ah, so that's what happened.
What?
Nothing. Caiphus pushed his glasses back up.
I think that potion has gone off, it doesn't seem to be working. See you at school.
A few days later I received a text from Caiphus:
CC: Can you teach me the Hurricane Punch?
Kessy: No.
CC: If you don't want your Granny to see this, you'll teach me the Hurricane Punch. *wink face*
I downloaded the attachment and exploded with fury.
Kessy: That could be anyone.
CC: Check the timestamp of that selfie you took against my pic.
Oh fudge.
Kessy: Ok, I'll give you a taste of my Hurricane Punch. Meet me at Desert Bloom.
Before I leave, I wanted to ask if you can talk to Granny about Debbie? Otherwise, I'm sure she'll be
very interested in what else you've been up to.
Love, Kessy H Chant.
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Dear Kes,
Nice try but it won't work because Janet already knows about me and Sebastian. I'm not getting involved with The Debbie Situation.
Love, NJ.
