Chant Immortal Dynasty - Failed

[Nettlejuice]

@EtnaFan666 Yeah, it's my first time with this aspiration so I played at normal speed to get as many screenshots as possible and also to live through it with Kestrel. Really happy you're enjoying it 

[Nettlejuice]

Unhappy V-Day

To My Fake Friend,


Things will go my way soon enough, just a few more days and I'll be an adult. Not even Granny can stop me then.


Anyway, I met with Four Eyes as agreed.


So, you brought along backup?


Ow. What was that for?


You wanted a taste of my Hurricane Punch, didn't you? You're next, Daddy's Boy.


Greyson ran off before I could catch him but I still hadn't finished with Four Eyes yet.





Hand over your phone.


Caiphus obeyed and I crushed his phone with my bare hands. This Super Saiyan thing is amazing.


My Mum's going to kill me, that's a new phone!


Good. Now tell me why you're blackmailing me and I just might help you. It's not every day I meet someone with a backbone to take me on. Even if you did bring that sop with you.


Caiphus began a long and dreary tale of how he was being bullied by the Fierro brothers, my estranged cousins. Bullying runs in the family, huh?


Shut up, I don't even know them.


I'm sick of being picked on, I need your help. Please! I promise I'll never blackmail you ever again!


I'll think about it, now get lost.


My blood was still boiling and as usual I needed someone to terrorise.


Not you again!


Hello, Mr Kelly, you know what you did wrong.





Then I met a teenaged Matteo and felt my cheeks burn. Matty, don't you look handsome!


He grinned nervously. H-Hi.


Why haven't I seen you at school?


My Dad hired a private tutor. He seems to think you're a bit of a bully.





(Oh, Mr Kelly, I'm not done with you yet.) Aww, do you think I'm a bully?


Not really. My Dad's a bit of a spineless git, if you ask me.


Ha! I'm really beginning to like you, Matty. We think alike.


Matteo and I didn't hang around for very long but I did manage to get his number.





Caiphus has been bugging me for the last few days and I finally caved. Cue training montage.


We began with laps around the pool. Sometimes we got distracted.





The 'rents were always hovering around when Caiphus came over so we moved to the gym for weight training.





We became very competitive on the treadmill, Caiphus can still only jog while I'd moved on to raising the incline higher and higher with each visit.





At long last he was ready to learn the moves for the Hurricane Punch. He performed straight shots at the punching bag, squatting in between and had a nice rhythm going and I won't tell you the details about the actual moves to perform the Punch so I'll skip that.





CC: Hey, this is my new number.


Kessy: So?


CC: I did it! I got him in a headlock for the first time and when he least expected it I delivered the Punch. <3<3<3





CC: He was dazed for a bit and wanted to learn my moves but I told him it was top secret!






Kessy: Satisfied customer then?


CC: Oh yeah! Can you meet me at The Rattlesnake?


Kessy: Ok.


Kes, I wanted to say thank you. He was blushing profusely and whipped out a rose.


Aw, for me? Thank you. For a little brat you can be rather sweet.





Happy Valentine's Day. *blows kiss*


Caiphus, I have something for you too...





I call this move Unhappy V-Day. Just because I helped you doesn't mean I like you.





Wow, that was amazing. Even mightier than the Hurricane Punch. Teach me, oh great Mistress!


Oh, boy...





Don't choke on Heart Shaped Cookies!


Love, Kessy H Chant.

[sdhoey]

hmmm Someone has a crush on Kessy. Great update. I like it when the underdog wins in a fight.

[PeregrineTook]

Of course all the boys would be after our little Kessy on Valentine's Day.  Lovely update.

[Shewolf13]

lol!  Reminds me of elementary school when all the boys pick on ya cause they like ya... though this is the other way round hehehe.  And it only seems to encourage Caiphus XD

[MarianT]

Just got caught up with this -- Kestrel is quite the mischief-maker. It's too bad about the dollhouses -- they're always a target for mean and evil sims and any disgruntled ghosts.

[Nettlejuice]

@sdhoey What I didn't share was Caiphus getting beaten up by the other brother (forgot his name) lol.
@PeregrineTook Yet I keep getting 'awkward conversation' popping up with the person I want her to be with  Game hates me setting her up it looks like.
@Shewolf13 I never thought of it like that, thanks! Caiphus is growing on me.
@MarianT If I wasn't so lazy I'd store them in the inventory but now Mal is gone I'm not too bothered.

Thanks all for reading, V-Day is fun with Sims, just not in real for me 

[KTK10]

There are so many things in each of these updates I loved! A few things that were very sad too.. Well done Nettlejuice I enjoy reading about the Chants so much! 

[Nettlejuice]

@KTK10 Thanks a lot, I couldn't imagine playing any other household I love them to bits 

[Nettlejuice]

Gone But Not Forgotten

Dear Nettie,


Mum and Granny seem to have forgotten Mal and Donny's eulogy so I'll do it for them.


Everyone complained about Mal's behaviour but if you looked past his evil trait you'd find he was still a child at heart. I suppose he enjoyed smashing the dollhouse to pieces as much as I love to cause mischief and mayhem. Maybe that's why I'm the only one who kind of misses him?


I remember Mal teaching me how to roast marshmallows yet he was the one to end up with burnt fingers. Now when I sit by the campfire it's the one thing that always pops up and makes me laugh.





I was a little unfair when I said Donny wasn't family. Granny's right, he really was. Donny wasn't with us long but he's been a part of our family since Granny arrived and it was always amusing to see her cringe whenever he made romantic advances towards her.


Donny was the person who inspired me to take an interest in the mischievous way of life, so it's really him people have to blame for my misdeeds. He was also the one who taught me to defend myself against pervs and boys in general. (Did you really think I came up with the Hurricane Punch on my own?)





Love them or hate them, they sure were fun to be around!





Love, Kessy H Chant.

[PeregrineTook]

That was sweet.  Self-serving in a very Kessy sort of way, but still sweet.

[sdhoey]

  aww That was great. She is a little mischief makerbut her heart is in the right place. If anyone could tell her how to fiend off pervs, it's Don. 

[KTK10]

Could not have said it any better than Sdhoey! Very nicely done!!

[Nettlejuice]

@PeregrineTook I couldn't imagine Janet or Ely having anything particularly nice to say about Mal and Kes always has to make it about her when it comes to writing her e-mails 
@sdhoey I loved her little friendship with Don, they only had two or three days together so I had to go back to take that screenshot. They were the only ones to actively use the gym equipment, everyone else went for the pool. I don't know what Don got up to when he was with the Calientes, he had several NPC RIs and was already Mischief level 6 when he joined 
@KTK10 Thank you! I get to see Don through your dynasty so I'm happy 

[EtnaFan666]

My Sims seem to have your Kestrel's genes - they ALWAYS try to "Troll Teh Forums" when I don't tell them to do something!