Pippin: It was a busy morning, for the living and the dead.

Phezelle: Oh, hi Channa.
Channa: Hey girl.

Channa: Nooooo!! The dishwasher isn't working!! This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!!
Ellody: Really? And is this even the worst
dishwasher-related thing that's ever happened to you?
Billow: Hi, Channa. Have you met our new butler?
Pippin: Yep, they hired a butler.

Pippin: And this is the butler's favorite quiet place to get away from them.

Billow: We must be going old school, 'cause I'm the Ace of Bass!

Gossamer: I have a black belt...and
pink wings!!!
Pippin: After a day full of skill-building, the girl decided to attend a party at the MacDuff house.

Zheena: Hey there, handsome. Nice skirt!
Zach Durwood: It's a kilt. It's a bit less itchy on my scales.
Zheena: Sorry, what?
Zach: I'm a merman.
Zheena: You disgust me!!

Pippin: Billow found a familiar face.
Billow: Oh hey, by the way, forgot to check, do you have a girlfriend?
Joe: Nope.
Billow: Where do I submit my application?

Gossamer: Really? That's very interesting.
Pippin: What are you doing?
Gossamer: Talking to this party guest.
Pippin: That's a dog.
Gossamer: Dogs can be guests!!

Billow: What's your sign, Joe?
Joe: Pisces.
Billow: Really? I love pie! And seas!

Phezelle and Rick: Shaka-bra!!

Zheena: Guitars are fun. Surely they won't mind if I take this one home.
Pippin: Why did she have to add that kleptomaniac trait?

Joe: ...and this is my twin brother, Jules.
Billow: Well, I wouldn't say this in front of him, but he's hideously ugly compared to you.
Jules: I'm standing right here.
Billow: Shh, the adults are speaking. So, Joey-pie, can I stay the night?

Pippin: She did. And in the morning,

Pippin: our insane contender took a bath.