Lady of the Lake: Chapter 39 – Return to Avalon“Remind me again what a portkey is?” asked Bors.
“Daaaaad... Honestly,” said Lance. “A portkey is an object that has been enchanted with the power to immediately transport any person touching it to a different location.”
“When you were children, your mother gave you teleporting objects so you wouldn’t be caught out after curfew. Were those portkeys?”
“Yes.”
“From where is the power derived? Is it a Time Lord tool or a witchcraft device?”

“Actually it is a witchcraft device, although not ours originally,” replied Valerie. “The concept was created by JK Rowling in the Harry Potter books
1. Lance and I experimented with it and we have successfully used portkeys dozens of times.”
“But the object was transported with the teleported person,” said Bors. “When the villain touching Excalibur disappears with the sword, no one else can touch it. So unless they all touch Excalibur simultaneously, you will only get rid of one villain.”
“Lance and I were working on that very issue last year; it just needs tweaking.”
“So where are you going to teleport them?”
“Originally I thought of sending them to jail but without due process, they’d be released, so I’m still thinking about that.”
“Well it seems there is a lot to do in the next 24 hours before this plan is workable”, said Bors. Then, after checking his rear view mirrors for the umpteenth time, added, “Okay, we don’t have a tail so let’s get home and get to work”.

Arriving back at the Condor Museum Lofts, Valerie checked in on her daughters and Anja. All were sleeping soundly except Anja. Whatever Geoffrey Landgraab had given the injured woman had not given her peaceful dreams. Still a near death experience was a lot to get one’s head around, so Valerie cast a spell taking away Anja’s nightmares and left the room.

Next, Valerie rang Blair Wainwright. “Hi Blair, this is Valerie duGaunnes. I hope I didn’t wake you.” Valerie said pretending not to hear Blair’s mutterings. “Who would be an opposing force for those criminals at the warehouse, if not the police?”
“It’s after midnight Mrs D, is this important?”
“Very.”
“Okay. The criminals are divided into Master Thief and Emperor of Evil factions. That particular warehouse is currently a thieves’ den so their opposition, other than law enforcement, could be the evil career faction. I understand from the latest police bulletins that there’s a turf war going on between the two criminal factions. But we don’t have that problem.”
“Why is that?”
“Well, there actually aren’t many criminals who choose to go down that path. Anyway, we haven’t had an evil group in Sunset Valley since Judy Bunch outwitted Dr Iniquitous.”
“What happened to Dr Iniquitous?”
“We don’t know. Maybe he just packed his bat and ball and went home. As I said, as far as we know, we don’t have an evil faction here anymore.”
“But somewhere else has?”
“That’s classified,” said Blair hesitating. “Oh what the heck, I’ve broken so many rules already. The latest police intelligence puts a woman from Sunlit Tides by the name of Alana Kahale as the next Empress of Evil aspirant. This is all supposition because the police there haven’t been able to pin a single thing on her because her husband is the island’s Governor and she’s a 5 star celebrity. What I can tell you is that Kahale fell off the radar in Sunlit Tides about a week ago. So ever since Donia Spinelli, a known associate of hers from Roaring Heights, showed up here in Sunset Valley last Sunday, we have been watching out for Kahale. I was actually tailing Spinelli when I saw her and Michael Dandy get into a very heated argument on the night of the autoclave explosion. When I saw Dandy after the roof fire, I was hoping he’d lead me to Spinelli’s hideout. Why do you want to know?”
“Well it seems the people at the warehouse are not the saboteurs of the hospital, but their opposition is. Do you know where we can find this Spinelli and what does she look like?”

“Spinelli is actually a spritely 76 year old, but mutton dressed as lamb, if you know what I mean. She is 5’8”, dies her hair blond, has brown eyes and weighs about 100 pounds dripping wet. She usually wears a black dress but she’s no grieving widow. We haven’t found out where she is staying. Spinelli has been seen out at the Old Mill Tea Room up at Stoney Falls and at the Elixir Store. But she disappears for long periods of time. We know she uses the LLAMA booth in the Elixir Store to disappear. We have no way of tracing where she goes. If you’re thinking of trying to locate Spinelli, my official advice is: don’t. But since I doubt that’s going to deter you, be careful, they tell me she’s bad to the bone. According to her file, she’s got the unholy trio; evil, mean spirited and a kleptomaniac. And if that’s not bad enough, she is hot-headed and ambitious. I know you are a powerful witch but by all accounts, she’s a nasty piece of work all round and seriously dangerous.”
“Hmmm... it is interesting that she uses the LLAMA. By the way, how many known thieves are there here in Sunset Valley?”
“There are three home-grown ones we know about. Add in Michael Dandy and Lang Gwydd; that makes five. Is there something I need to know about?”
“Not yet. Thank you again and goodnight.”
“It’s morning Mrs D!” Valerie hung up before she received a lecture from Blair she didn’t want.

Bors thanked Galeas for keeping an eye on things and advised him to get some sleep. While Bors believed they had not been followed to the Condor Museum Lofts, there were only a limited number of rental houses in the town, so someone was sure to find out where they were staying, if they really wanted to. Bors was uneasy. There were far too many doors and windows in the Condor Museum Lofts to be guarded against intruders. Give him a tall keep with narrow arrow slits and Bors would have been confident of defending it. Not that he’d defended anything in a very long time, Bors thought, but these modern houses with all this glass were an invitation to unwanted entry. Still he felt it more likely that the villains would want Valerie and Lance inside their warehouse to stage their ambush because they knew their own property better and had the home ground advantage. That’s how he would have planned his attack in their position.
Lance looked at his mother and spoke. “Bad news mum. My vortex manipulator is quite low on power so it looks like we’ll have to go to present day Avalon not the island you left in the 6th century.”
“That no problem”, asserted Valerie. “I know where Excalibur will be but Avalon may have changed a little bit over time. The lake and the hills may have moved to fit the geography of its new location.”
Turning to his wife, Bors said, “Please be careful returning to Avalon. It’s been a long time and you don’t know what has been happening there all this time. Also it’s an enchanted island, so its inhabitants may not be too friendly with visitors.”
“I’ll be careful,” replied Valerie, remembering the Green Fairy all those years ago. “But don’t worry about the inhabitants; I’ll have Lance with me, wand in one hand and sonic screwdriver in the other.”
“I love you,” said Bors, holding his wife in his arms.
“I love you too. I promise I’ll be careful. Because of the rotation of the Earth, Avalon will be in daylight. We’ll be fine,” Valerie assured her husband with a kiss.

Silently Bors watched as Valerie held Lance’s arm and together they disappeared. He would have liked to have gone with them, but Bors felt he couldn’t leave his young daughters to be guarded only by Galeas who he knew to be very tired. Bors fervently hoped that his bold and fearless wife would exercise caution.

When Valerie and Lance arrived on the misty island, Lance immediately drew out his wand. They stood adjacent to a relatively fresh flower trail. Tension prickled along Valerie’s spine as the mist dissipated into bright sunshine. By the edge of the lake, Valerie could see two little plant elf children happily playing a game of peek-a-boo among the flowers and reeds that grew there.

Feeling relieved, Valerie and Lance walked along the lake shore. Valerie easily found what she had been looking for – Merlin’s grave. As she knelt down to the grave, she called the sword to her with a song. For a few tense minutes nothing happened, although Valerie’s song drew the attention of the little plant elves who momentarily stopped playing to watch her. Then, inexplicably Excalibur was in her hand and she curled her fingers around the once familiar hilt and held it aloft. The plant elves clapped and continued with their game.
As Valerie walked over to Lance, she felt a presence behind her. She turned around quickly only to find Merlin’s ghost, looking exactly as she’d last seen him more than one and half millenniums ago.
“Oh Merlin you startled me. It’s so good to see you,” squealed Valerie throwing her arms around him. “Come and meet my son.”

“We’ve met,” replied Merlin. “But it’s been a while, Lance. It is good to see you again. What brings you both here today? Is that Excalibur you have there?”
Valerie quickly gave Merlin all the details and how she hoped to turn Excalibur into a portkey to transport them all from Sunset Valley.
“Do you know where you’re planning to transport them?” asked Merlin.
“Not yet but I was thinking about transferring them to Themyscira
2.”
“Well Queen Hippolyta and the Amazons won’t like that. Perhaps you could consider something closer. There are two options. The island you can see on the horizon is also an enchanted island. It is occupied by Green Fairies whose numbers are dwindling rapidly.”
“Is that a bad thing?” asked Valerie.
“Green Fairies are very important to the sustainability of the forests. As aggressive as the breeders are, the remainder are harmless arborists who look after the trees of the forests. As their numbers decline, the forests of the world decrease too. There should be balance in all things,” said Merlin.
“Well that seems a more practical substitute than jail for our villains. I’m sure not all those thieves we encountered are evil. Maybe some just fell in with a bad crowd. We could transport them there and let the Green Fairies sort them out. What’s the second option?”
“There is another island further out which is not enchanted. It is a place of exile for Weeping Angels. Most have decayed beyond resurrection but some are still viable.”
“Weeping Angels?” said Lance anxiously. “Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure. I’m safe. It’s not like I’ve got a future they can steal from me?

“What are Weeping Angels?” asked Valerie. “They don’t sound too dangerous.”
“Not these ones. The Doctor says they are a fascinating race from another world,” said Merlin. “Apparently they are creatures of the abstract who live off potential energy. The Doctor once said they were the only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live. Their victims die in the past; and in the present, the Weeping Angels consume the energy of all the days their victims might have lived.
3”
“Well that sounds like a better alternative than being turned into a wooden statue if the Green Fairies don’t like them. I didn’t really want to hurt anyone,” said Valerie.
“After all these years, you are still a softie my dear child. Okay let’s have a look at Excalibur,” said Merlin. “I have an idea of how we can transport multiple people at once. Lancelot, how much power do you have in your sonic screwdriver?”
“It has full power”.
“Excellent! Let’s get to work.” The three wizards worked and experimented with Excalibur until they were satisfied they had a workable solution. Finally, Merlin reluctantly bid them farewell, hugging Valerie and saying his goodbyes to Lance. “Don’t be a stranger Lance and tell The Doctor I said hello.”

Valerie and Lance arrived back at the Condor Museum Lofts just as dawn turned the shimmering sea into a kaleidoscope of orange hues and reds. They soon told Bors of their plans for Excalibur. Valerie knew the toddlers would wake soon and if left unattended would wake the household, so she went upstairs to check on them. Returning downstairs shortly after, Valerie reported that Ginny was happy to look after the twins for the day and had volunteered to take them to the beach. Valerie prepared some energy drinks for those who hadn't slept while Bors whipped up a quick breakfast of waffles.

Just as Bors was about to sit down to breakfast, he received an unexpected phone call. “Mr duGaunnes, this is Dave Ramsey. I’m the 2IC in Security at the Sacred Spleen Hospital. I’m calling because Dr Landgraab asked us to contact you if anything happened to him. Can I have a moment of your time Sir?
“Certainly, Mr Ramsey, how can I help you?”
“Dr Landgraab asked us to check the CCTV footage for the second floor to see if we could identify the saboteur of the autoclave. I have found something that I think is unusual. The only unauthorised person to enter that particular Dirty Utility room in the time frame was an elderly dementia patient from ward 4M, who is prone to wandering the corridors. So I checked all our corridor footage for Ward 4M and tracked her movements. It seems that that particular patient is often in the executive corridor and enters the Boardroom every day. The peculiar thing is; she doesn’t come out for hours.”
“Do you have the dementia patient’s name?” asked Bors.
“That’s another thing, she was admitted under the name of Donna Aggiunto from Monte Vista but I checked with a friend there in law enforcement and there is no record of any Aggiunto’s in the town. Here’s the kicker, apparently ‘aggiunto’ is the Italian word for assistant or side-kick.”
“Where is she now?”
“That’s anomaly number three. She was discharged four hours before the fire. When the Fire Chief declared the fire out, I went back into the hospital to check the Boardroom. There is a LLAMA tucked away in a stationery and equipment storage area in there. I think she’s used the LLAMA to disappear for most of the days she was an inpatient. So I checked the CCTV footage for her movements since she was admitted. She stayed in the ward until she’d been seen by Dr Langraab, took her meds and then wandered around. By mid morning she’d go to the Boardroom and not reappear until late afternoon when she again wandered the corridors until she was sent back to her ward. I checked with the guy at the Elixir store which has the only other LLAMA I know of in Sunset Valley. Every morning for the past week, a spritely elderly lady in a black dress, stepped out of the LLAMA browsed for a while then walked out the front door. She returned each afternoon, browsed again, sometimes bought an elixir and then used the LLAMA and disappeared.”
“Could she have set off the fire?”
“That’s my personal theory. The Fire Chief said a timed explosive device was used to take out the main power supply but the showy part of the fire was merely a paper fire with alcohol used as an accelerant. The Fire Chief said the Hospital would not have suffered too much structurally. Closing the building until a building inspection is only an insurance issue.”
“Thank you Mr Ramsey. I will tell Dr Landgraab all you have told me.”

“Okay, secondly, Mr duGaunnes, please tell him that Officer Goddard came to see me at my home last night. Hank said he knows that Dr Landgraab didn’t take that last chopper to Bridgeport but he’s willing to support Agent Wainwright’s statement until it is proven wrong. By the way, the security team will continue to guard the hospital until the building inspector is finished. So you can find me at the front door any time you want to relay a message.”
“Thank you again Mr Ramsey. I know Dr Landgraab would deeply appreciate the efforts you’ve gone to.”

Over breakfast, Valerie told of her late night conversation with Blair and Bors told of the call from Dave Ramsey. All agreed that the dementia patient, Donna Aggiunto could be Donia Spinelli from Roaring Heights. Their mission was to find her and implement the next part of their plan.
Dr Landgraab agreed to stay indoors and keep an eye on his patients, particularly as Morgana was exhibiting classic signs of post brain surgery patients, while Anja was now too stiff and sore to move much. Lance left to make sure all his equipment was charged.
Galeas then said as he knew Donia Spinelli by sight, he could play an important part in the stakeout at the Old Mill. He would take a book and could happily occupy his time innocently pretending to be a tourist. Bors and Valerie decided to stakeout the Elixir store. There wasn’t a performance on at the park next door, but they could still surreptitiously watch the store. Together the four remaining co-conspirators worked out their roles and signals for their little sting.

Galeas was the first in place. The Old Mill Tea Room had three main tea rooms. The only occupied room contained two people; a rather pretty young woman who was drinking her tea and a young man. Galeas watched with mild amusement as the young man seemed to be trying to find the courage to strike up a conversation with the woman. Eventually the man gave up and sat with his back to the lady to have his tea.

After ascertaining that Donia Spinelli was not yet on the premises, Galeas selected a position on the rear deck where he could see everyone arriving at the Old Mill.
Valerie and Bors took up a position at the performance park and easily spotted the elderly woman dressed in black get into a taxi outside the Elixir store. Valerie rang Galeas. “Heads up Galeas. You may have incoming. I’ll call you back in fifteen minutes as we agreed.”

Galeas was quietly sipping is tea when Donia Spinelli arrived. Galeas saw her first and approached her. “Hello Donia, it’s nice to see someone from Roaring Heights here. Would you care to join me for some tea?”
“Hello um... Look, I’m sorry I didn’t catch your name? You’re the new guy at City Hall, aren’t you?”
“Yes that’s me. Galeas, Galeas duGaunnes. I’m visiting my sister who lives here. Isn’t this just the most beautiful spot? Are you staying long in Sunset Valley?”

“No, not long. I’m here to... um...get... um... you know...” Donia didn’t finish her sentence when Galeas’ phone rang.
“Excuse me,” said Galeas as he stepped away from the table but made sure he was well within earshot of Donia as he replied ambiguously to the voice on the other end.

Donia surreptitiously listened in to all Galeas’ side of the conversation. She had gotten her hands on the file Dandy had commissioned on Galeas duGaunnes when he first arrived in Roaring Heights. Donia thought Galeas was so naive and straight he was almost adorkable.
“Well that was really odd?” said Galeas retaking his seat.
“How so?” asked Donia.
“Well it seems the owners of the hospital shares here in Sunset Valley believe that they are being offered Excalibur in exchange for the shares. I’m something of an expert in medieval weaponry so I’ve been commissioned to verify if the sword is really Excalibur.”
“Do you believe Excalibur exists?”
“I believe it could exist. If it did though, it seems an unequal trade... an enchanted sword for a few thousand shares. I’m sorry Donia, I must go. I don’t even know where the Outstanding Citizens Warehouse Corp is, so I’d better look around town so I can find it tonight at 10:00 PM.” Galeas picked up his book. “Donia, it was nice meeting you. I’m sorry we didn’t get a chance to chat. I’ll settle your tab. I hope you enjoy your stay in Sunset Valley. Goodbye.” Galeas didn't see the smirk that spread across Donia's face.

As soon as Galeas left the Old Mill, Donia was on the phone. “Boss, you wouldn’t believe what I just heard. Dandy is about to get his hands on Excalibur in exchange for his hospital shares.”

The voice on the phone was high pitched. Aggression and agitation vibrated through every word. “Well Dandy always had a fascination about weaponry... but Excalibur... it’s extraordinary if its magic is still intact after all this time. We can’t take that chance. We can’t let him get his hands on it. We have to get there first. When and where is it being delivered?”
“10:00 PM at their warehouse. Boss, Dandy is sure to try to double cross the sword’s owner. We’ll convince the owner that he’ll need us to act as security.”

“Donia that’s brilliant. We’ll take that sword before the owner even gets to the warehouse. I’m on my way to you now. Let’s come up with a plan and be in position by 9:30PM.”
“Yes Boss,” replied Donia Spinelli.
“Excalibur shall soon be ours! That sword should have been wielded by Mordred, not King Arthur. Oh the power we will have with that sword at our command.”
“Yes Boss,” replied Donia, but in reality, she began making her own plans. Feeling undervalued by Kahale and with her age against her achieving her own ambitions, Donia decided she would try to get the sword for herself. With Excalibur she wouldn’t need any outside help to overthrow her enemies and become Empress of Evil herself.

Donia was totally unaware that Alana Kahale was thinking along the same lines. Alana thought with Excalibur, she wouldn’t really need a sidekick. Empress of Evil with Excalibur seemed a nice bit of alliteration. The words fit together so beautifully, Alana thought, almost like it was fated to be. To herself Alana said fanatically, “Look out world, here I come!”
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Bloomsbury, UK
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