Watcher: What is with you two? Can't a watcher get a break?
Timothy: They say opposites attract!

Lilac: I have an idea! I'll get some elixirs!
Watcher: That's why it's called a consignment store.
Lilac: I thought it was Aleister's Elixirs and Sundries.

Perri: So why do I have to paint pictures?
Watcher: Because there's only one painter in the house!
Perri: What about mom? She's painting too.
Watcher: You... make prettier pictures.

Lilac: Hey sweetie!
Celeste: Hi mom!
Watcher: Why are you here?
Celeste: Because mom invited me. I thought you of all people would be happy to see me.
Watcher: Well sue me but I have to have 5 people max skills 2 days from aging up!

Lilac: I will now show you the Vulcan mind meld.
Celeste: It's okay, I don't want my mind melted.
Watcher: I need to cancel your Star Trek subscription.

Celeste: You're completely sure she's sane?
Watcher: I'm pretty sure-why is Timothy out of bed?
Celeste: Mom had another kid???
Watcher: No, your brother Timothy.
Celeste: I have a brother?

Lucky: I have to max nectar making in two days?! What kind of person does that?
Watcher: A person who needs her teens to grow up; just use Lilac's elixirs and the brain machine.
Lucky: If this has any long term effects...

Celeste: Watcher, I need my wardrobe fixed!
Watcher: Oh! Lilac's going to be a grandmother again!

Lilac: Hello University Mascot. Why are you at my house?
UM: Hello my purple mama!
Watcher: Was that his try at flirting?
Lilac: I think Marc flirted better then this kid.

Lilac: Instant friend, that's how you do it!
Watcher: 1 more to go!
UM: Why is there blue stuff at my feet?
Cobalt: Beware when those two plot.

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Sorry this was such a short chapter! I haven't kept up with it this week. There will be another update tomorrow with whatever was left out of this chapter; the pictures had to be re-uploaded.

Thanks for reading!