CAS Contest 2014: 03 - Mad March Mayor - Noonian Vorn

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To the Crazy Town City Council:

I am submitting my application for the position of Mayor of your fair town.  My name is Noonian Vorn, but you are welcome to call me Noo.



I aspire to become the Leader of the Free World and I think you'll agree I definitely have what it takes to achieve that goal.  I am charismatic, the life of any party, have a certain rapport with the ladies and I get along well with children.  Some people call me insane, but I think what they mean is that I'm a wild and crazy kind of guy, just what your town needs. [What Noo means is that his traits are Charismatic, Party Animal, Flirty, Childish and Insane.]  I am very fond of the colour lime green and enjoy listening to Kids' music.  My favourite dish is Vegetarian Lobster Thermador.

As you can see, I have a very distinguished profile:



I am a very cosmopolitan Sim, with connections to Supernatural, World Adventures, University, Island Paradise, Pets and Fast Lane. 

Here's a 3/4 view picture of me which would be perfect for my official portrait at City Hall:



I feel the Mayor of your town should display a unique style, one that says “Crazy Town.”  For everyday wear I favour the businesslike appearance of a suit and tie.



My alternate everyday outfit will liven up any presentation.



I am very fit and healthy.  Ok, maybe slightly pudgy.  But a little exercise will soon fix that.



For those extra-special affairs when formal black tie is required:



I didn't want to include this picture but my publicist insisted.  But I'd like to point out that I did in fact eventually figure out how to use the pool ladder.



And at the end of a long day dedicated to public service, what could be better than to head off to beddy-byes in robe and puppy slippers:



So, dear Councillors, I am confident that you will recognize my many merits and hire me as your new Mayor.  New Mayor – Noo Mayor!  Vote Vorn!



*applause, applause*