@oshizu Yes there were seven elbows! Two pairs were the same elbows just disguised the second time too.
@MarianT Re: The alien disguise *Maniacal laughter* And yes Artie will be very upset to lose a competition where clearly he has the upper hand. At least as far as he's concerned.
@FrancescaFiori Haha I want you to know this comment kind of made my afternoon. And again RE: Alien disguise *more laughter* and I just found out about Plipnorp/Phillip so I need to finish reading that but I thought there would be pitchforks if I didn't give Story meat soon.
@LenaLJ Thank you! I'm envious of some of your own skills so it's a trade off. and yes Artie needs the competition and Addy watching the other two as well is sure to help them give him the edge he needs.
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Week 1 - Artie (Part 1)
Addy - Why are we here again?
Artie - I told you, you don't share with me and I don't have to share with you.
Addy - For a sometimes immortal being, you really need to grow up.
Artie - Just let me work!
Addy - Sure.. we can try that. *sits back with arms crossed to
watch*

Artie - Thanks for letting me in Alice. Where's Vivian?
Alice - Upstairs I think with Eric and Olivia.
Artie - Thanks.. and um. Sitting down might back that more fun.
Alice - Oh yeah, you're right.

Artie - Hi Vivian!
Vivian - Hello, Do I know you?
Artie - Not yet but I was hoping we could change that.

Vivian - *playing Sims* Just woohoo already!
Artie - Woman after my own heart.
Vivian - So what were you saying?

Artie - I was hoping we could get to know each other better.
Vivian - What do you want, red man?
Artie - A connection?
Vivian - I'm not that kind of lady.
Artie - You're not the kind of lady to have a meaningful connection with another Sim?

Eric - Excuse me. Can I help you?
Artie - Yeah you can step over about 3 steps or 30. I was chatting with your mother, young man.
Vivian - It's okay Eric. I think I'm going to go make us some lunch.
Eric - Okay Mom.
Artie - Vivian, why don't you have your son make the food while we get to know each other better?
Vivian - Eric.. do you mind?
Eric - If you're sure, Ma. I'll go.
Vivian - That's a good boy.

Artie - So what do ya say huh?
Vivian - That's a very tempting offer, you young devil you.

Artie - I know I'm pretty great aren't I?
Vivian - Mmm Mm. Yes you are.
Artie - I have an idea. *whispers*
Addy - Oh brother..

Artie - Let's go on a date?
Vivian - Yes yes Yes! This is so exciting.
Artie - Don't strain yourself hon. You're going to need that energy.

Vivian - *flirty* Oh am I?
Artie - You know it...
Addy - I'm going to be sick.

Artie - *puts on the smolder* So you see Vivian. I have this dream and these two individuals are in my way of making it a reality. And I could really use your help.
Vivian - You have a face that I think I can trust, Artie. I would like to help you but I'm old. What could I possibly do for you?
Artie - You could love me, live with me. Keep me happy for a while.
Vivian - I don't know..

Artie - *puts smolder away for a little bit* Hey would you like to come see where I live?
Vivian - I would! It might help me understand.

Vivian - It's an empty lot, Artie.
Artie - I know and I only have so much that can go to making it the house of my dreams. It's why I need you Vivian. Can't you just see it. The house that we built together standing here for generations. A shining beacon of respectability and wealth. A place that Olivia could call home for as long as she wants.
Vivian - Artie..

Vivian - I still think you're trying to pull something.
Artie - I guess that means you don't feel what I do when I sit here. The emptiness begging to be filled. The connection already forming between us. I just thought that we coudl share this together. The beginning..
Vivian - Sugar.. listen. I'm not trying to be cold. I just I've been hurt before. *stands up*

Artie - I'm not trying to break your heart Vivian. I'm asking for a partner, a soulmate and I think that can be you.. easily.
Vivian - I don't kno---
Artie - *kisses her*
Vivian - Whoa.

Artie - Vivian.. be my girl?
Vivian - Okay! yes yes I'll do it! I can't believe you asked.
Artie - Of course I did. C'mon sit down with me and we can chat on our date.

Vivian - That was the nicest two dates I've ever been on.. Artie. You're my best friend.
Artie - And you're mine. Wanna go on another one?
Vivian - I'd love to.

Vivian - You okay red man?
Artie - Yeah I.. excuse me. I have to tinkle and the only bathroom is over there.
Vivian - Well hurry back but don't make a mess of yourself.
Addy - Here's a bush.
Artie - Oh.. there's a bush. be right back.

Artie - Now that you haven't run away after smelling that busy I want to know.. Will you marry me?
Vivian - Are you sure? You really want to marry me?
Artie - Very much so.

Vivian - Til Death Do us Part...
Artie - Til Your Death do us part..
Vivian - *oblivious* I can't believe I eloped without my son here.
Artie - Just kiss me, woman.

Olivia - Mama.. it's a field.
Eric - Yes it is but I'm sure there is an explanation.
Dennis - There better be.

Artie - Looks like the watcher is done, people. Welcome to being watched Sims.
Olivia- Who is that?
Vivian - That's my new husband.
Eric - Your what?!
Vivian - Don't you take that tone with me, boy.
Alice - The house looks nice?
Dennis - At least it's no longer empty.
Addy - Hey.. I thought it was my best work yet.
Artie - I like it honey don't you worry. Everyone this is Adrasteia, she's your new watcher. She's going to be around until I have a child that moves out.
Eric - A child with whom?
Artie - That is for me and your mother to talk about between ourselves. Everyone inside for the tour.

Upstairs ! I forgot a room for Dennis so he's sharing with Olivia until he keels over. A bathroom partitioned to allow for multiple showering sims at once.

Downstairs - The kitchen, a bathroom 3 easels because Alice wants to be a painter and I'm okay with that. A small focus room with computers and a woodworking station I didn't realize would be a problem. And in the TS3 Artie tradition - a video game system with a large tv. Eventually Artie's garden will go in the back.

Addy - You okay?
Artie - I'm peachy. This is all going so much thatn I had thought it would.
Addy - And it's only the first Sunday.
Artie - Exactly.. I think I'm going to see if my bride can fit in another silver date tonight. Excuse me.