I LOLed so hard at the labour bits. 
And the twins are so CUTEADORABLE.
Ha! I'm glad someone did!
In this update I tried to include all the things that has happened recently. So, sorry if it's a bit all over the place, a lot of things have happened! Enjoy
One day while Daniel was at work. He was in the midst of a crisis in the trauma room.
There was a meteor attack that landed smack dab onto his victim and his most of his family.
The only one not affected by the meteor was the man's little boy named Derek.
Daniel worked all night to try and save Derek's family but to no avail they all died leaving Derek all alone.
Daniel felt sorry for the little boy and decided to take him home for the night to see how things could possibly work out.
Daniel: " How would you like to come live with us? With Me, Jamie and the twins?"
Derek: " Really?? I'd love too! Ever since my parents died I didn't know where I was going to live."
Daniel: " Well, we have a spot just for you my little buddy."
Derek: " Is it okay if I call you "Dad" from now on?"
Daniel: "Of course! I've always wanted a son, ya know.."
Pretty soon they all learned how talented Derek was. Especially in painting.
(Looks like he'll be painting the legacy portraits for awhile 
)
He also loved playing with the twins.
I think they liked playing with him too!
Ellie: " Nom nom nom..yammmm dollie headdds!"
Derek: " Hi! I'm Mr. Bob! Hi! I'm Mrs. Leeroy! Let's go fishingg!"
One evening there was a knock on the door...
Jamie: " Um..what is this? Who on earth would leave me roses and a cheese plate? I hate cheese plates!"
The Next day Jamie was about to go check the mailbox when she felt the sense of someone watching her.
Low and behold it was Thornton Wolff.
Thornton: " Fancy to see you here Jamie dear.."
Jamie: " Um..this is my house. Of course I'd be here. The REAL question is why are YOU HERE?"
Thornton: " I just dropped by to see if you liked the gifts I brought you last night.. I remembered how you loved the smell of roses and also eating cheese when we traveled to Paris together all those times. I just so happened to go to Paris yesterday and brought you back some.."
Jamie: " Well that explains why the cheese was spoiled and the roses smelled like death. You know flowers need water right?"
Thornton: " I'd get you anything in the world my dear..More than anything that twerp of a husband could ever get you."
Jamie had enough. She was tired of whatever game Thornton was trying to play. Why was he still trying to pursue her after all these years? HE left her for Morgana! Gosh, he had to be crazy to think she'd actually fall in love with him again!
Jamie: " As a matter of fact Daniel HAS gave me more than anything I could ever ask for. I have a happy home with three lovely children and a good marriage. That is more than you could/would ever give me! Oh and by the way.. You look like the freaking LOCHNESS MONSTER!"
Thornton: " Well that wasn't very nice.. I'd expect sweeter words from such lips as yours.."
(imagine if you will..her face turning bright red with anger and steam coming out of her ears)
Jamie: " I'm done being nice Thornton. You need to leave now before I call the cops on you!"
Jamie finally ran Thornton off and went back inside. She was freaking out and soon ended up spilling the traumatic experience to her husband.
Daniel: " Are you okay hunny? You look very upset! Who were you screaming at outside?"
Jamie: " I don't know what to do Daniel..It's Thornton. He's been stalking me recently. I didn't ever tell you cause I didn't want you to worry about it. But I've finally drawn the line. I'm going to call the mental health facility tomorrow in hopes that they diagnose him with something that will keep him locked away for years."
Daniel: " Oh my gosh, where's that punk at? I'll beat his face in the next time I see him! Who does he think he is?!?"
Jamie: " It's okay now..I just hope I never have to deal with this again. I'm so glad I fell in love with you and that you aren't crazy.."
Daniel: " That is true..except I'm crazy in love with you.."
*wink*Jamie: " Haha, you think you're so cute..Well okay I guess you are reaaally cute
"
Soon it was time for the little toddlers to grow up into big girls.
(Sorry the pictures turned out a big wonky..But I'm too lazy to go back and fix them..ha)Ellie turned out to be pretty like her mother and gained the artistic trait!
She loves the sun and anything that's pink! She is definitely the polar opposite of her sister.
Bridget turned out to be just as insane as ever and gained..yes, you guessed it..the insane trait!
As you can tell in the picture here by her trying to strangle herself and she's wearing striped socks with flip flops.
There is never a dull moment with this kid..That is for sure
After the festivities of the twin's birthdays were over. Jamie decided it was time to call the Mental Health Facility of Sunset Valley.
Jamie: " Hi..Um yes I was wondering if you guess could possibly accept a new patient."
Receptionist: " Why yes we actually have a new room that just opened up. What's the name?"
Jamie: " Thornton Wolff. He was diagnosed with stalkerism about a year ago."
Receptionist: " Oh wow that can get pretty dangerous. I'll send an ambulance right away. We will need to get him on chill pills immediately!"
Jamie: " Please lock him away forever! 'kay thanks bye!"
