Sent a pm to Pam and Carl like everyone wanted!
Here it is:
"So all the members are suggesting stuff like immortal member, lady of the universe, blah blah stuff like that. So here's some of my ideas:
BlabberMouth Member
ISpendWayTooMuchTimeOneTheForum Member
MorePostsThanU:P Member
HalfOfMyPostsAreCorrectingPeople Member
TheOther49%IsMovingThreads Member
ICanActuallyWriteAGoodSimStory Member
IveReadEveryPostOnTheForum Member
ImOnlineAt2InTheMorningWhenIShouldBeSleeping Member
And my favorite:
ItIsPhysicallyImpossibleForMeToGoMoreThanADayWithoutPosting Member. "
Oh wait, did you have something else in mind to tell them? Oops.