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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #315 on: March 01, 2016, 10:03:28 AM »
Chapter 58: Snowflake Day



Josh: How was prison?

Bus Driver: Good. They gave me my hat back.



Snowflake day is here! The Singhs invite a bunch of family friends for the party. Also, bacon wrapping paper? Who wrapped that present?



Tonya: YAY FREE ITEMS!

Oliver: My legs are numb from this deep snow.



Soon, the guests arrive.

Chasity: You guys know we have chairs right?

Wei Keane: Don't mess with the games code.

Marc Brandt: I want to steal that french lady's headband.

Buddy Bailey: I put a duster in one of the presents!

Julienne Knack: Well, someone's day is gonna get ruined.



Josh: YAY PRESENTS! Wait, I got..a duster. Is this a joke?

Marc: Nothing's a joke with Buddy.

Esther: The bacon present is smelly.



After the party, Oliver does a dance when aging up.



Oliver: Eek! I need to get plastic surgery on these eyebrows. I need braces!



Oliver's imaginary friend, Gina, ages up as well.

Gina: Yay! Look at my robotic arms! PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME WITH TESTING CHEATS!



Oliver: Gina, mommy smells like rotten eggs.

Esther: What? Who are you talking to?



Oliver: HAHAIt's my imaginary friend Gina. She hates you.

Esther: Okay, that's like the start of every horror movie. Kick Gina out.

Oliver: No, Gina is my friend.

Esther: Well, I'm doomed.



Oliver: Come play with Gina and I mom! PILLOW FIGHT!

Gina: *creepy laughter*

Esther: I'm calling an exorcist.



Patrick is now at Level 5 of the street art skill.

Patrick: Yes! Let the paint flow my creativity!

Chanel: PATRICK! I JUST CLEANED THE WALL!

Patrick: Oops.



"What does that even say?"

Patrick: I don't know, who actually reads graffiti? I blew my nose two minutes ago and thats what it looked like.

"EW!"



Owen ages to toddler, still not revealing the mom. But his hair and eye color looks suspicious..

Owen: *farts*



After school, Josh goes home with Gus Bayless.

Josh: Hey, look at that tree over there!

Gus: You're just looking for an excuse to not see my face.

Josh: You caught me.



Josh: *whispers* Your brother looks like a monkey and an elephant had a baby.

Tay: I can hear you with my unnaturally large ears.

Josh: Good, you know the truth.

Tay: You savage.



Josh also meets Chase Bayless.

Josh: Oh my gosh! I didn't know you had a petting zoo in your house! I wanna pet the donkey!

Gus: That's my sister.

Josh: Oops.

Chase: It's fine, I get it a lot.



Soon, the twins age to adult.

Chasity: Goodbye lovely skin..



Chasity: These sparkles are staining my dress!



Chasity: Essie, do I look good?



Esther: Don't know, I'm blowing out the candles and never looking in the mirror again.

Marc: I'm hiding over here so I'll be safe from the party blowers.

Anne T. Septik: I should be cleaning right now.



Oliver: HAHA! Mommy's getting old!

Gus: HAHA! You're gonna get wrinkles.

Esther: Shut up, you're a Bayless.



The next morning is Josh's teen birthday.

Chanel: I'm too old to be blowing this.

Esther: I kept this shakey thing from my YA birthday.

Chasity: Peek-a-boo! I see you through this plant.

Patrick: Don't mind me, I'm just standing here in a pink onesie.

Josh: What is wrong with my family?



Patrick: Yay! He got my hairstyle.

Esther: Alright now pump your fist in the air!

Chanel: AH! Sparkle in my eye!



Josh gets a makeover. He got Patrick's cheeks but Chasity's eyes.



We end this chapter with Shirley Sargeant, his good friend.

Shirley: I like flowers in my hair

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #316 on: March 05, 2016, 02:57:52 AM »
Hmm... Those genes mixed with Shirley's might make for an interesting kid!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #318 on: March 08, 2016, 10:22:50 AM »
Hmm... Those genes mixed with Shirley's might make for an interesting kid!

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I know! So interesting!

Good old Twinbrook. You can pretty much count on "interesting" looking sims.

I know, I've always stayed away from Twinbrook because their sims leave me in tears.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 59: Middle School Humor
« Reply #319 on: March 08, 2016, 02:45:38 PM »
Chapter 59: Middle School Humor



Esther: Whose a good Owen? Owen is! Tickle tickle tickle!

Owen: *farts*



Chasity gets a midlife crisis, and wishes to cut her hair.

Chasity: No, no! I don't! That's just the game! My hair was just good! *cries*

"Do you want these happiness points or not? We can get you the Attractive award!"

Chasity: I'm already attractive.



Patrick: Hehe..

Chanel: I SMELL PAINT!

Patrick: Oh no.

Chanel: PATRICK! I SWEAR TO GOD!

Patrick: You're the best mother-in-law ever..?

Chanel: Keep destroying my wallpaper and I'll destroy you. AND WHATS THAT UGLY SOUND?



Esther: I'm snake charming in the kitchen.

Snake: You suck.

Esther: Insult me again and I'll throw you in the microwave and we'll have fried snake-on-a-stick.

Snake: ...

Chanel: I'm too old for this nonsense. Owen better be sane when he ages up.



Josh: Grandma, grow up.

Chanel: I'm 75 days old!

Owen: *farts*



Oliver: I wish Gina could help me with homework.

Esther: Gina isn't real.

Oliver: Just like your personality.

Esther: Did I just get roasted by a child?

Chanel: Why are there ugly TVs on the wall?

Patrick: *whistles innocently*

Chanel: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Oliver: My family is cool.



"Esther, what are you doing?"

Esther: Albert said he likes Estelle's crepes more than he likes my mac and cheese. I'm breaking up with him.

"We should change your last name to 'Kardashian' with that logic."



Owen ages up and gains the, you guessed it. Insane trait.

Chanel: I'm so done.

Owen: Love me like you do, love love me like you do!



Owen: URGH! *farts loudly*

"Okay, what's with the farts jokes? I'm not in 7th grade."

Chanel: This whole family is in 7th Grade.



Between Owen's gas and Chanel's bickering, Josh gets a mood swing.

Josh: Lilac and black boxers? Why?



He invites his friend, Shirley Sargeant, over to calm his mind.

Shirley: My cheekbones though.



Josh: My family is a bunch of garbage. I need you and your cheekbones in my life. But not those shoes. They need to go.

Shirley: I can take care of that.

Josh: Good.



*smooch*

Josh: Something stabbed my lip.

Shirley: That was my jawline.

Josh: Okay, new position.



Josh: Much better. How do I stop the bleeding?



Shirley: Don't know.

Josh: Wanna go to prom with me?

Shirley: Do you need to ask? Yes! I'll throw on my most elegant gown!

Josh: If you mean a football jersey with a mini skirt and high boots or whatever story progression gives you that's fine.

Shirley: No, I have an actual dress.

Josh: Prove it.

Shirley: You'll see.



Esther: We have a new member of the household.

Josh: How do you know?

Esther: Because their clothes match. She's wearing an awesome dress.

Josh: What?



Chanel: How dare you be insane? That's it! You're grounded until we get that reward that changes your traits!

Owen: You smell bad grandma.

Chanel: Stop.



"Wow, her clothes match!"

Josh: You weren't kidding.

Shirley: Why would I?



The school seems to be shocked to, as pop-ups tell me that every boy in town tried to steal Shirley away, but Josh beat them all up.

Oh, and they also won King and Queen. I have seven crowns in the family inventory.



Overall, Shirley and Josh were so close and are now BFFs.



Prom Night distracted me from Oliver's Birthday.

Oliver: Oh no! I'm losing my balance!



Oliver: Ew, base game hair.



Oliver: This is much better. Wish I could meet Dad though.



Owen: Grandma, you left your plate on the table.

Chanel: Don't talk to me crazy child.

Owen: *farts*



Josh: Hehehe..

"What are you doing?"

Josh: Let's see how she likes poo!

"What?"

Josh: *runs off*



Molly Coddle: Oh no! My porch is on fire! I'm covered in waste. *vomits*

Josh: Hehehe.



"Still laughing now?"

Josh: Totally worth it.

"Sure."

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 59: Middle School Humor
« Reply #320 on: March 08, 2016, 02:54:36 PM »
The family tree has ben updated a town ahead of the story. It contains major spoilers but is still viewable.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH!
« Reply #321 on: March 16, 2016, 07:43:31 PM »
Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH!

Before we start, I forgot to mention that Esther sent Oliver to Smugsworth Prep School, so Gina is now in Owen's inventory.



We open this chapter with Aaron's death.

Aaron: Shoot. I was just starting to get into the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I hope heaven has Netflix.

Josh: NO! Grandpa! Who will join me for middle-aged women clawing each other's eyes out at dinner parties now?

Patrick: I will!

Josh: No, you're not cool.

Patrick: I came out here to have a good time but I feel so attacked right now.



Grim: *rapping* WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK HE SEE ME DO MI DIRT DIRT DIRT! Wait, I was jamming to Rihanna and Drake!

Aaron: Well, hurry up. This is starting to get awkward.

Grim: I need to cut my fingernails. I'll just do it right now on my scythe.

Aaron: Can I at least say goodbye to my wife?

Grim: No, I'm late for my date with Paige. She gets dangerous when I show up late.

Rest in Peace Aaron Singh! The legacy shall continue.



Owen: *farts* I wanna play with the scary man!

Grim: Fine.

Gina: I'm going to go possess Esther.



Owen: Rock!

Grim: Scissors, erm. ROCK!

Owen: Freaking cheater.

Grim: Hey, you want me to reap your soul right now little boy? I said rock!

Owen: *GULP*

Gina: *chants evilly*

Esther: Ugh, not again. Owen's creepy friend is possessing me again.



Grim: Say cheese.

Owen: No, I'm still mad you cheated.

Grim: You may not want to make death mad kiddo. I could easily arrange a ceiling fan freak accident.



"So, Josh! Whats up my sim?"

Josh: I'm making waffles.

"It's midnight."

Josh: Forget the system!



Owen makes a friend, it's Alecia Jones-Goode. She's the second child of Jenni and Goodwin.

Alecia: I can't wait to meet your mom!

Owen: My mom is okay, but Gina is possessing my aunt.

Alecia: You just revealed the mother. Nice job.

Owen: *farts*



Chasity: Gina pass me a napkin.

Gina: (in Esther's body) No, they are all mine. Right Owen?

Owen: HOT DOGS!

Gina: Nevermind. Here you go weirdo.



Alecia: Something is wrong with this house.

Gina: Nothing is wrong.

Alecia: No, there's surely something wrong here.



Patrick: I'm watering my plants. I'm being perfectly normal.

Owen: FACEPLANT!

Patrick: I spoke too soon.



Owen: OOF! This water slide is cold so I have my coat on.



"Okay, you're making pancakes at 3 PM?"

Josh: Someone left it on the counter so I'm gonna finish.

"If only I was like that."



Chasity: Funny, I don't remember making pancakes.

Alecia: I swear, this house has a creepy feel.

Owen: That's just Gina. She's trying to possess me so I'm punching my head.

Gina: Ugh.

Alecia: Hmm..



Esther: I don't remember what I did yesterday. OH! That demonic doll possessed me again! UGH!



Owen: HAHAHA! She never knew what hit her.

Gina: I wanna possess the Bayless family next so I can take them to a plastic surgery clinic. I guess Esther will do for now.



Esther: Oh no, she's trying to possess me again!

Chasity: Just go with it, you're more pleasant when she's controlling you.

Esther: You are THE WORST! I hope that fork stabs your nose.



Gina: Happy Birthday dweeb.

Owen: *farts* EVIL SPARKLES!



Owen: I just gained thirty pounds and shot up a foot.

Esther: That's it, Gina goes in the trash! She's attacking me again!

Owen: NO! GINA!



Owen: I can't believe Aunt Esther killed Gina by stuffing her in the trashcan! I HATE YOU WORLD! I'M GONNA SCREAM AT YOU HALF-NAKED!

Gina: Loser, I'm still in here. But I cannot escape. This is goodbye.

Owen: GINA NO!



Josh: I have super powers. Electricity flows through my fingertips into a giant ball.

Chanel: Or you just learned a new recipe. I'm done.



Chasity goes to the Red Rendezvous where she runs into Tonya, now Twinbrook's most famous stylist.



Tonya: Nice outfit.

Chasity: So, what have you been doing?

Tonya: I changed my last name.

Chasity: Oh, did you get married?

Tonya: No, I just don't want anyone to think I'm related to the weirdest family in town.



Josh has his birthday.

Josh: Yay. Birthday. I'm so excited I could scream.



Chanel: YAY! My grandson is aging up.

Chasity: This plant went up my nose.

Tonya: There's a spider on the wall.



Josh: Ew, I look like dad.

Patrick: :(



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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH
« Reply #323 on: March 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM »
Your family makes all my sims families look so normal.

HAHA! This made me laugh. I try my best to make my story unique. :)

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH
« Reply #324 on: August 16, 2016, 10:02:14 AM »
More coming soon, just been super busy lately.  ;)

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 61: Last Time in Twinbrook
« Reply #325 on: November 28, 2016, 07:16:10 AM »
Chapter 61: Last Time in Twinbrook

Just an Update: Here I am, I cannot sleep thanks to my erratic insomnia, but I'm actually happy because I was really in the writing mood! I would've updated this story earlier if it hadn't been for Photobucket's lagginess..ugh I miss the gallery.

If you want to know how much of a procrastinator I am, I started this story when I was in 7th grade. I am now a junior in high school applying for colleges. I will probably be 30 by the time this madness of a family ends haha. Although I write this story in script form, I've found that it was a huge learning experience for me as a writer. I now sit next to people twice my age in writing comps online and at lectures at local schools and college campuses. It's insane to trace it all back to here. Sometimes the simplest things can lead to the biggest outcomes, I have all of your support to thank you for that..thank you all. The funniest thing is that I can't seem to finish the story I enjoy writing about the most. :D




After Joshua aged up, Owen set his eyes on a special someone, a freshly aged up Alecia! Or should I say, Agnes?

Alecia: For the last time, I'm not Agnes Crumplebottom!

"Well, the 1950's called, and they want their hairstyle back,"

Alecia: UGH!



Owen: Don't pay attention to the talking sky boy, I think your hair is super retro.

Alecia: I don't, I think it's super ugly. All I wanted was decent bangs!

Owen: Well, your personality makes up for it.

Alecia: Okay, that was good. But I still hate my hair.



Owen: Do you hate these flowers?

Alecia: Actually, I do. They're in my least favorite color.

Owen: HOW DARE YOU! I miss Gina!

Alecia: It's okay if they are terrible, your personality makes up for it.

Owen: Oh come here you!



"If only my love life was like that,"

Both: Shut up.



Josh gets a job at the bistro and then meets up with Shirley Sargeant, who just aged up as well.

Josh: So..nice umbrella?

Shirley: Thank you, it protects me from reality.



Josh: Well, it cannot protect you from..my love

Shirley: That was corny.



Josh: Hold on a sec..

Shirley: What are you doing now?

Josh: Something I should have done long ago..

Shirley: Please don't kill me.



Josh: Marry me Shirley?

Shirley: I knew it, you were going to kill me.

Josh: Yes or no?



Shirley: Fine, only because I want to leave this stupid town.



As Shirley and Josh elope, Owen calls Alecia for the prom.

Owen: Hey, I'm waiting in my front yard.

Alecia: *over phone* Really? I thought you were waiting in the junkyard.

Owen: I'm not standing in your front yard.

"OH! Burn!"

Alecia: I hate you.



Wow! She's actually dressed in prom attire.

Alecia: Hey Owen. These heels hurt so badly.

Taxi Driver: Aren't you going to pay me?

Alecia: No.



Owen: You're pretty, even prettier than Gina!

Alecia: Who is Gina? I'll beat her up if she tries to steal you away from me!

Owen: No! No! She's already dead. My Aunt Esther killed her.

Alecia: What?

Owen: By the way, we're leaving for the next town tomorrow. This will be the last time we see each other.

Alecia: You're joking. Why?

Owen: Because we'd fail the challenge otherwise.

Alecia: What the heck is up with your family?

Owen: I don't know but..



Owen: I'd love for you to be a part of it.

Alecia: Aw, Owen. That's it, I'm running away with you.

Owen: What?

Alecia: You heard me! I love you Owen, and you can bet everything that I'm joining you to the next town.

Owen: Alecia..



Before Alecia moved in, someone had to give up their spot in the house. Esther and Oliver gave up theirs, they opted to stay in Twinbrook.



Oliver returns home from boarding school, and he and his mother tearfully part ways with Chasity, Chanel, Patrick, Josh, Shirley, Owen, and Alecia as they board the plane to Sunset Valley, the land of the Base Game. What trouble will the Singhs find there? And will the trademark Steel lips sneak their way into the family?


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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 61: Last Time in Twinbrook
« Reply #326 on: November 28, 2016, 09:22:05 AM »
I have a healthy hatred for Photobucket. I liked our gallery's ease of use too, but Imgur comes close to it. Just a suggestion in case it gets to be too much.

It's been so long that I forgot you were not only in Twinbrook but nearly done with it. I would've given tons of generic suggestions too, just to set up a generic battle against some big-lipped genes from Twinbrook and the Steel lips. You know, for science.

Wow Alecia! What will police daddy Goodwin think? :P
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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 61: Last Time in Twinbrook
« Reply #327 on: November 28, 2016, 09:34:00 AM »
@Trip Great to see you again!

I would use Imgur but I hear it costs money ugh. Photobucket is super laggy on my computer and it has a limited storage plus pop-up ads, so I loathe it as well.

I finished Twinbrook back in April but I was too busy with school and singing gigs to write a chapter, although I'm currently two towns ahead.

After reading the Waverlys I was really excited to seek some cool genes. Sadly, none of the popular sims in the town had children or had them too late (Amy Bull had one kid with Sinbad, but Josh was already a young adult by then) so I was stuck with pretty generic options. Alecia and Shirley are pretty cool though, even though their families weren't my #1 pick.

Hopefully Goodwin and Jenni would approve! I think Alecia may be Piper's long lost twin..;)

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 62: A Record is Broken
« Reply #328 on: December 01, 2016, 10:24:07 AM »
Chapter 62: A Record is Broken



The Singhs arrive in Sunset Valley, and this is no ordinary arrival. With four locations (Riverview, Hidden Springs, Twinbrook, and Sunset Valley), Chanel has traveled to the most towns out of any family member. She's six days away from breaking Gilberto's record on the longest living Singh.



Josh joins the Culinary Career, his goal is to reach the top! Shirley joins the medical career at the Hospital.



Shirley and Josh quickly get to work.

Both: Woohoo time!



Chasity: Um, who are you? You've been living in our house for the past two days.

Alecia: I'm Owen's friend, he brought me with him.

Chasity: WHAT?! Owen snuck you in with us? We need to have a talk!

Alecia: Ugh, it's nothing! Don't worry about it!

Chasity: Fine! I'll keep you, but only because I was a fan of Piper Jones-Brown.



Josh: Ahh..sweet dreams..I'm floating on a cloud bathed in sunshine..

Shirley: Oh no, I knew I shouldn't have played Mario Kart while upside down! *vomits*



The next morning, Owen and Alecia attend school, but Owen met a new friend.

Owen: I swear, there's nothing going on between me and River McIrish!

Alecia: Sure.

Bus Driver: Sister, you better ditch him! He's a liar and a cheater!

Alecia: Thanks Bus Driver!

Owen: Um, Miss Bus Driver? You just ran a stop sign.

Bus Driver: Oh no! *swerves*

Alecia: Eek!

Owen: You almost drove us off a cliff.

Bus Driver: Alright, I have a confession to make. I never passed my driver's test.



Owen: Wait, does school even teach you how to bring people back from the dead? I really want to revive Gina. I don't see how learning about polyatomic ions is going to help that.

Alecia: I should have stayed in Twinbrook. This is the worst decision I've made since voting Jennifer Hudson off of American Idol.



Josh: Eek! Fire! Fire!

Alecia: Why, just why?!

$650: Yo, what's up?

Josh: You know what they say, money talks!

*BADUMTSHH*

Alecia: I'm literally so done.



Shirley: And I'm literally carrying someone.

Alecia: I quit! Enough of these rhymes!

Shirley: Better luck next time!

Alecia: STOP IT!



Patrick: VOMIT!

Alecia: I'm going back inside.

Patrick: My new experiments are not working out that well.

"I can tell."



Other than conducting experiments, Patrick organizes protests in front of the City Hall. Most likely against the new Mayor, Vita Alto. Among the attendees are two of Josh's colleagues: Emma Hatch and Molly French.

Crowd: *chanting* Are we happy? Heck no! No more of Miss Vita Alto!

Ayesha: I know we're not happy, but I brought confetti.

Molly: Um, I shouldn't have worn my work clothes to this.

Emma: *waves sign erratically* Wait? Why are we protesting in front of the hot dog stand? *hits Simis with her sign*

Simis: Stop it! I almost dropped my balloon!



Yellow Lady: Can ya'll get out of the way? I just want some hot dogs.



Shirley binges on watermelons and pregnancy books. We have only had two female heirs, and I think we need more.



Her craving brings on a challenge for Josh, who finds himself frying salmon and baking cookies at four in the afternoon.



Things don't get better for Alecia, as Owen invited River McIrish over to their house.

River: I can run faster than you.

Alecia: Kindergarten called, they want their shoes back.

River: YOU!

Owen: I miss Gina.



River: You have a really nice house, Owen.

Owen: Thanks! *YAWN* Homework makes me sleepy.

Alecia: I can't believe I'm sitting on the floor. Owen, let me sit with you! You barely know this girl!

River: You're sitting there because you'll always be ranked below me. Owen likes me more.

Alecia: Why don't you stop running your mouth and go run off a cliff?

River: What?! Do you want me to throw my pencil at you Agnes wannabe?

Agnes: Shut up Base Game girl!

Owen: I love how you all get along! It's just like Aunt Essie and Gina!



Shirley: Hello, I haven't seen you before! Can you help me get rid of the snakes in the backyard?

River: Um, no thank you. I like thinking about rivers.

Alecia: Of course you do dummy.

River: Alecia, you're not funny.



Josh: Aw, looks like Alecia and that new girl are getting along!

Josh has been working on his cooking skill, he's already at level seven.



Chanel: I don't know about you Chasity, but out of all the towns I've visited, this one is the most quiet.

Chasity: Yeah, the people here are actually..normal?

"That's Sunset Valley for you, it's the most plain town there is!"



Shirley: Oh no! It's coming!

Patrick: Josh and I look like twins.

Shirley: Shut up and take me to a hospital!



"Are you seriously making her drive? What the heck is wrong with you?!"

Josh: Hey! Cooking all day exhausts the biceps, I need a break.

Shirley: Whatever.



Everyone welcome Mickey Singh!



Despite staying in the swing all day, Mickey throws constant tantrums. The family finds itself deprived of sleep due to his loud cries.



The only person willing to help him is Chanel; who so far, is the only Singh in history to interact with their great-grandchild. With the clock striking midnight, Chanel has officially broken Gilberto's record of the oldest Singh. She's now 120 days old.

Chanel: I've seen many things in my life, but a baby this loud is not one of them.



Mickey becomes a toddler, and is now friends with his great-grandmother. This a Singh first.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 63: Birthday Spam
« Reply #329 on: December 05, 2016, 11:49:05 AM »
Chapter 63: Birthday Spam



Alecia's mood swing prompts me to give her a new haircut; a much better one, in fact.

Alecia: Now I don't look like Agnes anymore!



Owen likes it too.

Owen: You almost look better than Gina!

Alecia: Who is this Gina girl? I thought you left her in Twinbrook?

Owen: No, my Aunt Esther killed her.

Alecia: What?

Owen: Doesn't matter though, I think you're really pretty.



Alecia: Thanks, bud!

Owen: Hey! Gina never kissed me!

Alecia: I'm better than Gina.

Owen: You sure are.



While Alecia and Owen swoon outside, the three generations of Singh women play video games together.

Chasity: I got the hammer! You're dead now!

Shirley: Ha! You're no match for Meta Knight!

Chanel: I already died, that's what I get for picking Ganondorf.



Chasity: How old are you again?

Chanel: 126 days young!

Shirley: Watcher, can you please just kill her already? We need more household space.

Chasity: Shirley, What is wrong with you?

Shirley: I want more children. Kill her please.

"I'm not into that kind of life."

Chanel: Haha! I will never die!

Chasity: It looks like you're glitched, so I agree.



Josh takes Mickey on a stroller ride through the hills of Sunset Valley.

Mickey: Ugly! Ugly!

Josh: Hey! Be nice to Arlo Bunch!



It is soon Chasity's birthday. Like Aaron, she will share the elder stage with her parent.

Owen: Hm, I feel significantly underdressed.

Woman: BOO! Chanel Singh is boring! Just die already!

Shirley: I agree.

Chanel: You two will perish before I kick the bucket!

Chasity: Why did I have to be born into this family?



Everyone ignores Chasity blowing out the candles, with the exception of Chanel.



Chasity: Eek! I can't see!

"You're lucky, I wouldn't want to see myself looking like that."



Chasity gets a sophisticated look.



Chanel really enjoys playing with Mickey, she holds onto him during the entire party.



Maybe she's shielding him from the adultery, Hank Goddard has been flirting with Holly Alto all evening. Despite all the dancing, Mickey seems to enjoy the music.



When Josh isn't looking, Shirley follows Hank's example and decides to slow dance with Geoffrey Landgrabb.

Shirley: You know what the best quality is in a man? His wallet.

Geoffrey: Nancy agrees.

Jamie Jolina: Something isn't right about that Owen kid.



Chasity takes a break from partying to cuddle her grandson.

Chasity: *sniff* *sniff* You need to use shampoo!



Patrick's up next. What is up with his mouth?

Patrick: Do I have a pimple on my chin? I hope old age erases it!



Patrick: Ah! I'm burning up in these clothes!

"Let me change em' for you."



He looks a lot like his father; Liam O'Dourke.



Patrick retires from his job.

Owen: Where did my clothes go? Maybe Gina's ghost stole them.



Victoria Andrews keeps the unfaithful streak going as she attempts to flirt with Patrick.

Victoria: My husband is a slob, please marry me so I can divorce him. You're super hot!

Patrick: Chasity, what do you think?

Chasity: Get out of my house lady!

Mickey: *giggles*

Victoria: Oh no! I've been busted.



Owen's birthday is next.

Owen: I wish Gina was here.



Owen: Gina! Where are you?

Chasity: You're still obsessing over Gina?



Let's keep this birthday spam running!

Alecia: When isn't he obsessing over her? He never shuts up about Gina!



Mickey: Eek! I'm next! I'm next!nWhere did all of my hair go?



Mickey: That's much better!

"You literally look like Josh's clone."



Owen: You're super pretty Alecia.

Alecia: Thanks.

Owen: Do you want to go egg the Bunch house?

Alecia: Yes! Man, I like you much better when you don't talk about Gina.

Owen: GINA! I MISS YOU!

Alecia: I should just keep my mouth shut.

 

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