I invited Agnes over last night. I was jumpy and nervous all day. Rhaella is still pretty much my best friend, so I'm pretty sure she was onto me. If I wasn't sure, it became clear when she FOLLOWED ME OUTSIDE for my VERY PRIVATE moment.

"Ah, yess," she said. "Is it proposal time? I LOVE PROPOSAL TIME!"
I did my best to ignore her, but I could see Aggie attempting not to laugh.
"Uh, Aggs, uh..."
"I KNEW IT!"

"Hush, Rhaella! Agnes. Listen. I think we're awesome together. Would you be interested in maybe ... like ... marrying me?"

Agnes bit her lip. "You are just too smooth."
"Don't I know it, doll."
"Of course I will!"
"Knew it."

"You guys are too cute. I'll be inside. Bran - we need to talk purchases, so get your rear in the kitchen after you kiss the poor girl. Welcome to the family, Agnes."
I gathered Agnes in my arms and kissed her. "You should go ahead and move in, you know," I whispered.
She giggled. "I'll pack my bags tonight."
I nodded behind her. "We have a visitor."

"Oh, Bran," she breathed. "It's beautiful."
I backed away and went inside to watch with Rhaella from a window. We didn't want to spook it. Agnes, however, stood perfectly still, as though to watch it, and it approached her all on its own.

She has a radiant smile, my Aggie. She held out her hand to feed it some dried apple and whispered something to it. Call me crazy but it seemed to whisper back.

Later, I'd ask her what they talked about. She wouldn't tell me. Instead she just insists the unicorn told her she needed a makeover something fierce. So that's what she got.

She's radiant, isn't she? No telling why she was so buttoned up before with that horrible hair. While our engagement seemed to have been blessed by the unicorn, Agnes's first night in our home was a weird one. She claims she saw some bright lights outside.

When a ship (?!) appeared in the sky, my girl tried to run for it.

Alas, she was not fast enough. She showed up back home a few hours later fairly ticked off with a bald green woman who was with her.

She won't talk about what happened up there, but from what I understand, alien cooking is horrible.
Anyway, after that little speed bump, things adjusted into shared home life fairly well. I pushed Sansa to go make it official with Ken so we could have a nice, frugal double wedding. She happily obliged.

"Ken," she whispered tenderly. "If you put our children in turbans, I will divorce you so hard."

I tried to spend as much time as possible with the OTHER woman in my life. You know, my first best girl.

"Listen, Aggie," I say. "Summer is very jealous and suspicious of you. She's barely eating."
"Yes, she looks completely miserable," my love answers dryly.

Mom suggests that Summer actually has a bit of a crush on Aggie and isn't driven to insane jealousy. That's obviously crazytalk, though.

Right?