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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 54: Is Gilberto Immortal?
« Reply #300 on: February 12, 2016, 10:50:10 AM »
I think the Waverlys get their impeccable good looks from absorbing the souls of every character I kill off in the current story. Will the Singhs have any chance now? :P

As for age: go Gilberto, go! At least this is a challenge where long-lived sims don't mess plans up.

I hope so! Hopefully they won't get involved with the Rackets.

A very interesting read! I have bookmarked.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 55: New Life
« Reply #301 on: February 16, 2016, 03:29:46 PM »
Chapter 55: New Life



Ever since I placed a bar in the house, sims will not stop drinking.

Chasity: What? This pregnancy nonsense makes me thirsty.

"This is your eleventh glass."

Chasity: Whatever, I'm gonna go find Essie.



Esther invites one of her Champ Les Sims friends over, this is Albert Fouchier.

Esther: Ooh, Albert! So nice that you came to see me!

Albert: Of course, I always board fourteen hour flights to visit acquaintances.



Esther: I'm so happy you're here. Our adventures in France were amazing.

Albert: All I did was ask you to track down a MorcuCorp official.

Esther: But, I caught her! Isn't that neat?

Albert: Yes. What did you want to talk to me about?

Esther: I want to give you a french kiss.

Albert: What?



*SMOOCH*

Chasity: Um.

Esther: Do you like that?

Albert: That wasn't a french kiss, but good enough.

Esther: Maybe we can practice.



Albert: I got these french flowers for you.

Esther: Ooh, they look-

Chasity: OW! The baby's coming! Someone help!

Esther: UGH! Leave it up to my sister to ruin a moment. Go give birth somewhere else.

Albert: I'm glad you like the flowers. My lovely wife, Estelle picked them out.

Esther: WAIT, WIFE?!

Albert: Oui, and my two children, Henri and Evaleine watered them every day.



Esther: OH NO! I kissed a married family man! Chasity what do I do?

Chasity: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAN HELP YOU RIGHT NOW?

Albert: Oh no, my flight got canceled. I guess I'll have to stay the night.



Chasity: Yay! It's finally over. You two were so helpful.

Albert: Why don't we go to the Red Rendezvous Hotel tonight?

Esther: Um..(come on Esther, like you'll see him again!) sure!



Everyone meet Joshua Singh.

*camera pans*

"What now?"



Gilberto: Hm, I see dust everywhere. Maybe I should get my broom to-



Gilberto: -sweep.

"No! Gilberto!"

Gilberto: Oh well, I am 119. I can deal with it.



Grim: Yo. Congrats on holding the record for the longest lived Singh. 119 days man, pretty impressive.

Gilberto: It's been fun guys.

Aaron: No dad! I love you!

Esther: Grandpa I will beat your record!

Tonya: Ha, like you will. 119 days is nothing. Watch me do 219!

Chanel: That's impossible.

Patrick: ..What is wrong with this family?

Gilberto: Plenty of things Patrick, trust me. Plenty of things. Peace out! I'm coming Dawn!

Dawn: *voice over* About time. I've been waiting for ages.

Rest in peace Gilberto Singh. From Lunar Lakes to Twinbrook, you had a long lifespan! You even were there for the birth of a great-grandchild..for like a minute.



Everyone in the house gets a negative moodlet except for Joshua. He has no memory of his Great-Grandfather.



The Family decides to head the the Red Rendezvous for the night.

Cherish Curious: Hello Nameless Bartender, how are you?

Bartender: Good. Eva Drudge is getting possessed by demons again.

Esther: Wait, what?



Eva Drudge: RAH! YOU WILL ALL DIE!

Esther: WHAT THE HECK?

Cherish: Don't look honey. It's rude to stare.

Esther: I swear, this town is insane. Or maybe I've been drinking too much.

Cherish: Both.

Bill Racket: Trust me, this is the beginning.



Esther: Bill Racket!

Bill: I'm not actually reading this book, I'm keeping an eye out for any weirdos. Eva is one of them.

Esther: Isn't Annette with you?

Bill: I wish.

Esther: Whatever. ALBERT! MY FRENCH FRIEND! LETS GO UPSTAIRS!



Esther and Albert: WOOHOO TIME!



Albert: Ah, you are much more beautiful than my wife.

Esther: Then divorce her so my reputation doesn't get changed to naughty.

Albert: Sure, let me text Estelle. DONE!

Esther: Yay, that makes me feel a smidge less guilty.



Aaron: Um, you just set your jacket on fire with that welding-drink thing.

Bartender: Don't worry, it happens.

Aaron: I want to steal your hat.

Bartender: Hands off.



Chanel: *SLURP* EEK! I burned my tongue! What do you put in this thing?

Aaron: Your glass is singing.

Bartender: We use water from the swamps.

Chanel: EW!



Chanel and Gilberto relax upstairs.

Chanel: I miss Gilberto so much! Even though I didn't know him. AND MY ELDER BIRTHDAYS TOMORROW!

Aaron: Let's woohoo to increase our fun meters.



Paparazzi: I don't get paid enough for this nonsense.



Chasity: How's the formula taste? My little child?

Josh: *BURPS*

Chasity: He likes it!



The next day, Chanel ages up.

Chasity: Watch out for this party blower.

Aaron: I will.

Chanel: Goodbye youth.



Chanel: URGH! These clothes! Where's my hair?

Chasity: We'd though you'd like the college shirts to remember your young adult days.



We end this chapter with Chanel's new look.



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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 55: New Life
« Reply #302 on: February 17, 2016, 10:51:10 AM »
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Esther: Isn't Annette with you?

Bill: I wish.

Yeah, Bill. Me too. :(

119 is a good age! It's also my record for a non-glitched sim (glitched ones are a whole other story). And there's something sweet about sim deaths lining up with births.
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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 55: New Life
« Reply #304 on: February 17, 2016, 11:23:59 AM »
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Esther: Isn't Annette with you?

Bill: I wish.

Yeah, Bill. Me too. :(

119 is a good age! It's also my record for a non-glitched sim (glitched ones are a whole other story). And there's something sweet about sim deaths lining up with births.

Thanks Trip!

I've actually had one sim live to be 133, that's my current record. Also, I'm a few generations ahead and a certain family member has already broken Gilberto's record, won't say who though. ;)

I don't think I've commented before, but this is so much fun to read.

Thank you KRae! I love your Empire Story!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 55: New Life
« Reply #305 on: February 17, 2016, 12:22:33 PM »
I'm enjoying your Jump very much! Keep up the good work!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 55: New Life
« Reply #306 on: February 18, 2016, 09:47:30 AM »
I'm enjoying your Jump very much! Keep up the good work!

Thank you Jude!



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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 56: Oh Well, Estelle!
« Reply #307 on: February 18, 2016, 10:36:04 AM »
Chapter 56: Oh Well, Estelle!



Esther visits France again to check on Albert, but she decides to put in a few adventures.

Esther: Mom! Wait!

Chanel: Honey, I can't!

Esther: Ugh!

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Chanel: I've never felt so alive! HAHAHA!

Esther: That's my scooter! Give it back!

Chanel: I'm your mom. I do what I want!



Esther: *pant* *pant* Okay, what was it you all need?

Lea: Well, we hear strange noises downstairs.

Gaston: Yeah, and i think a ghost lives down there.

Lea: Please go down there and check it out. We've seen American horror movies and it seems like that's what you people do. Move towards creepy noises.

Gaston: LOL True.

"HEY! Okay, that's actually true."

Esther: I'll do it.



Esther: Wow! Their basement is beautiful!

*CREEPY BANGING NOISE*

"OH HECK NO! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Esther: Coward.



Esther: Looks like this torch is the only source of light.

"Okay, you're just asking to get killed by a ghost."



Esther: Oh, a gravestone! Hm, I hear a voice!

Voice: Give me pomegrantes and I will leave that obnoxious family alone!

Esther: Okay Mr. Ghost! There's the exit.



Esther: Time to find some fruit for the ghost.



Esther: I'll ask this woman. Hey, do you have any pomegrantes?

Estelle: No, but my husband Albert might have some.

Esther: No, I woohooed him and he said he never had a garden.

Estelle: What?

Esther: Oops.



Estelle: You woohooed my husband?

Esther: Yes, more than once. I thought he'd divorce you. He said I'm much more prettier than you!

Estelle: AGH! *curses in French*



Esther: Calm down woman. He loves me better anyway.

Estelle: Oh no you didn't! Silly American!

Esther: Oh YEAH?! Well, your ponytail is base game trash!



Estelle: That's it you crazy lady! I will beat you up! The next thing you'll see is darkness.

Esther: Oh well, you must be familar with the darkness too. I mean, look at that outfit. You must get dressed in the dark.



Estelle: *slaps Esther* YOU IMBECILE!

Esther: OW! You need to cut your fingernails!

Estelle: You need to cut your toenails!

Esther: That makes no sense. I'm wearing closed toed shoes!

Estelle: Oh yeah, well, you're ugly!



Esther: That's it! You're going down you Base Game woman! *tackles Estelle*



Estelle: Get your hands off me! #catfight

Esther: ARGH! You slapped my face! Don't make me assume my full form!



Chanel: *fighting in the distance* I didn't know France had WWE!



Esther: HA! That will teach you!

Estelle: AGH! You kicked my back!

Esther: Oh well Estelle, you are a loser!



Fights aside, Esther breaks into someone's home and steals some pomegrantes, she then makes some nectar.

Esther: I feel a little sick.



Tonya: So, how was France?

Esther: Good, I explored a haunted basement and got into a fight with some woman.

Tonya: There's a reason I lie about my family at school.

Esther: Hold on, I feel sick. I see Chase Bayless through the window.



Esther: BLEH!

"Ew! Sim Vomit!"



Esther: Oh no, I'm pregnant. I guess Albert's the father.



Tonya: Why are you wearing mismatched clothes?

Esther: I'm sort of having a baby..

Tonya: Oh no, why must my family be so weird? Maybe I could run away and live with the Greenwoods.



Aaron: I'm so hapy to have another grandchild! Who is the father?

Esther: That french guy whose wife I beat up.

Aaron: Aw..



Chaos aside, Josh ages to toddler. He seems to be glued to the block table.

Josh: Triangles! Sqaures! Circles! I love shapes!



Esther: Oh no! I'm in labor!

Chasity: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What will I do?

Esther: Help me!

Chasity: Ha, like you helped me when I was giving birth.

Josh: LOL truu



Everyone welcome Oliver Singh. Welcome to craziness Ollie.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 56: Oh Well, Estelle!
« Reply #308 on: February 18, 2016, 10:39:57 AM »
Sorry for the double post, but OH MY! 20,000 views? Thank you all so much!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 56: Oh Well, Estelle!
« Reply #309 on: February 21, 2016, 03:56:50 AM »
RIP Gillie and Welcome Josh and Oli!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 57: Mystery Mother
« Reply #310 on: February 24, 2016, 10:38:11 AM »
Chapter 57: Mystery Mother



Esther: I'm too lazy to change out of my pregnancy clothes so I'm just gonna snake charm. *hits a bad note*

Snake: That was awful. *attacks Esther*

Esther: EEK!



Chanel: What was that? I need a drink to deal with this family.

Esther: *from upstairs* GET OFF! GET OFF!

Chanel: *sips*



Chasity is making good progress in the Business career, she's already at Level 3.

Chasity: Here comes the claw!

Josh: Hehe! That tickles! ZzZzZz..

Chasity: Wait, did he just fall asleep?



Esther: Oh Ollie, you're so cute! You're daddy is super hot too! Let's hope Twinbrook doesn't mess up our genes.

Ollie: You're talking like we are on MTV. Put me down.



We have a triple birthday! First up was Tonya.

Esther: Where are all your friends?

Tonya: I didn't want them to meet my family. Plus, I told Chase Bayless that we live on a donkey farm and she doesn't want to meet her cousins.

Esther: Okay, that's messed up.



Tonya: Hey! Not bad, Aurora Skies clothes!

Esther: AH! I swallowed a sparkle! So magical!



I give Tonya a makeover and a job as a stylist. She moves out.

Tonya: Yay! I can now live as a normal person. Jade, I'm moving in with you!

Justin Kayes: *looks at man's red shoes* WHAT ARE THOSE???



Next up was Ollie.

Ollie: I look like a resort employee. Get me out of these clothes.



Then Josh.

Josh: Look at that wonderful table!



Josh: Hm, I just grew ten inches.



Josh: I wish I could roll my sleeves down. My hair is literally the color of mud.

"That's what you get for exposure to the Twinbrook air."



Ollie gets Chanel's hair, we have our first redhead!

Ollie: It's only you and me left Bubbles, how will we survive in this cave?



Ollie: Sorry Bubbles, but I will have to eat you in order to survive.



Speaking of eating, Josh is practically glued to the toy oven. Perhaps he takes after Dalton? I would think he would take after him if he didn't look SO bored!

Josh: ...



"Say something, you're so boring,"

Josh: I'm gonna spill these muffins into the bed behind me.



Esther: Okay, walk you little cutie.

Ollie: I can stand. I wanna dance.

Esther: No, walk.

Ollie: *hits the quan*

Esther: Please, no.



Josh: I think you just ran a stop sign.

Bus Driver: I'm a school bus driver. I do what I want. No one can stop me.

*police sirens*

Josh: Haha loser.

Bus Driver: OH NO!

Josh: I'll bribe the officer if you let me keep your hat.

Bus Driver: Deal.



Esther: Now, honey. Repeat after me.

Ollie: Watch me whip! *whips* Watch me nae nae! *nae naes*

Esther: No.

Ollie: *dabs*

Esther: Please stop.



Aaron: Ah, Joshua's muffins remind me of Dalton. They taste funny though.



Josh: I hate school so much. The Bus Driver got arrested for running a stop sign and they took her hat.

Patrick: I hate it when that happens!

Aaron: Hey, Josh! What did you put in these muffins?

Josh: I used some stuff I found in the swamps.

Aaron: *vomits*



One of the sisters is pregnant.



They want a girl, so they eat watermelons.



Aaron and Josh: OH NO! You're giving birth!

Ah, look at the resemblance.



Everyone welcome Owen Singh, or is it really Owen Fouchier? Find out next chapter!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 57: Mystery Mother
« Reply #311 on: February 24, 2016, 01:09:58 PM »
This brings back memories of when my son's school bus driver rear-ended a car. Good times.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 57: Mystery Mother
« Reply #312 on: February 24, 2016, 01:49:22 PM »
This brings back memories of when my son's school bus driver rear-ended a car. Good times.

Oh no! I hope your son and everyone else was okay! That's crazy! My friend ran a school bus stop sign and almost got in an accident.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 57: Mystery Mother
« Reply #313 on: February 24, 2016, 10:34:45 PM »
Everyone was fine, but this was 30 years ago so before cell phones . My son was really late getting home. Panic time.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 57: Mystery Mother
« Reply #314 on: February 28, 2016, 12:03:13 AM »
Everyone was fine, but this was 30 years ago so before cell phones . My son was really late getting home. Panic time.

Dang that sounds awful. I'm happy everyone was okay!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #315 on: March 01, 2016, 10:03:28 AM »
Chapter 58: Snowflake Day



Josh: How was prison?

Bus Driver: Good. They gave me my hat back.



Snowflake day is here! The Singhs invite a bunch of family friends for the party. Also, bacon wrapping paper? Who wrapped that present?



Tonya: YAY FREE ITEMS!

Oliver: My legs are numb from this deep snow.



Soon, the guests arrive.

Chasity: You guys know we have chairs right?

Wei Keane: Don't mess with the games code.

Marc Brandt: I want to steal that french lady's headband.

Buddy Bailey: I put a duster in one of the presents!

Julienne Knack: Well, someone's day is gonna get ruined.



Josh: YAY PRESENTS! Wait, I got..a duster. Is this a joke?

Marc: Nothing's a joke with Buddy.

Esther: The bacon present is smelly.



After the party, Oliver does a dance when aging up.



Oliver: Eek! I need to get plastic surgery on these eyebrows. I need braces!



Oliver's imaginary friend, Gina, ages up as well.

Gina: Yay! Look at my robotic arms! PLEASE DON'T DELETE ME WITH TESTING CHEATS!



Oliver: Gina, mommy smells like rotten eggs.

Esther: What? Who are you talking to?



Oliver: HAHAIt's my imaginary friend Gina. She hates you.

Esther: Okay, that's like the start of every horror movie. Kick Gina out.

Oliver: No, Gina is my friend.

Esther: Well, I'm doomed.



Oliver: Come play with Gina and I mom! PILLOW FIGHT!

Gina: *creepy laughter*

Esther: I'm calling an exorcist.



Patrick is now at Level 5 of the street art skill.

Patrick: Yes! Let the paint flow my creativity!

Chanel: PATRICK! I JUST CLEANED THE WALL!

Patrick: Oops.



"What does that even say?"

Patrick: I don't know, who actually reads graffiti? I blew my nose two minutes ago and thats what it looked like.

"EW!"



Owen ages to toddler, still not revealing the mom. But his hair and eye color looks suspicious..

Owen: *farts*



After school, Josh goes home with Gus Bayless.

Josh: Hey, look at that tree over there!

Gus: You're just looking for an excuse to not see my face.

Josh: You caught me.



Josh: *whispers* Your brother looks like a monkey and an elephant had a baby.

Tay: I can hear you with my unnaturally large ears.

Josh: Good, you know the truth.

Tay: You savage.



Josh also meets Chase Bayless.

Josh: Oh my gosh! I didn't know you had a petting zoo in your house! I wanna pet the donkey!

Gus: That's my sister.

Josh: Oops.

Chase: It's fine, I get it a lot.



Soon, the twins age to adult.

Chasity: Goodbye lovely skin..



Chasity: These sparkles are staining my dress!



Chasity: Essie, do I look good?



Esther: Don't know, I'm blowing out the candles and never looking in the mirror again.

Marc: I'm hiding over here so I'll be safe from the party blowers.

Anne T. Septik: I should be cleaning right now.



Oliver: HAHA! Mommy's getting old!

Gus: HAHA! You're gonna get wrinkles.

Esther: Shut up, you're a Bayless.



The next morning is Josh's teen birthday.

Chanel: I'm too old to be blowing this.

Esther: I kept this shakey thing from my YA birthday.

Chasity: Peek-a-boo! I see you through this plant.

Patrick: Don't mind me, I'm just standing here in a pink onesie.

Josh: What is wrong with my family?



Patrick: Yay! He got my hairstyle.

Esther: Alright now pump your fist in the air!

Chanel: AH! Sparkle in my eye!



Josh gets a makeover. He got Patrick's cheeks but Chasity's eyes.



We end this chapter with Shirley Sargeant, his good friend.

Shirley: I like flowers in my hair

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #316 on: March 05, 2016, 02:57:52 AM »
Hmm... Those genes mixed with Shirley's might make for an interesting kid!

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 58: Snowflake Day
« Reply #318 on: March 08, 2016, 10:22:50 AM »
Hmm... Those genes mixed with Shirley's might make for an interesting kid!

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I know! So interesting!

Good old Twinbrook. You can pretty much count on "interesting" looking sims.

I know, I've always stayed away from Twinbrook because their sims leave me in tears.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 59: Middle School Humor
« Reply #319 on: March 08, 2016, 02:45:38 PM »
Chapter 59: Middle School Humor



Esther: Whose a good Owen? Owen is! Tickle tickle tickle!

Owen: *farts*



Chasity gets a midlife crisis, and wishes to cut her hair.

Chasity: No, no! I don't! That's just the game! My hair was just good! *cries*

"Do you want these happiness points or not? We can get you the Attractive award!"

Chasity: I'm already attractive.



Patrick: Hehe..

Chanel: I SMELL PAINT!

Patrick: Oh no.

Chanel: PATRICK! I SWEAR TO GOD!

Patrick: You're the best mother-in-law ever..?

Chanel: Keep destroying my wallpaper and I'll destroy you. AND WHATS THAT UGLY SOUND?



Esther: I'm snake charming in the kitchen.

Snake: You suck.

Esther: Insult me again and I'll throw you in the microwave and we'll have fried snake-on-a-stick.

Snake: ...

Chanel: I'm too old for this nonsense. Owen better be sane when he ages up.



Josh: Grandma, grow up.

Chanel: I'm 75 days old!

Owen: *farts*



Oliver: I wish Gina could help me with homework.

Esther: Gina isn't real.

Oliver: Just like your personality.

Esther: Did I just get roasted by a child?

Chanel: Why are there ugly TVs on the wall?

Patrick: *whistles innocently*

Chanel: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Oliver: My family is cool.



"Esther, what are you doing?"

Esther: Albert said he likes Estelle's crepes more than he likes my mac and cheese. I'm breaking up with him.

"We should change your last name to 'Kardashian' with that logic."



Owen ages up and gains the, you guessed it. Insane trait.

Chanel: I'm so done.

Owen: Love me like you do, love love me like you do!



Owen: URGH! *farts loudly*

"Okay, what's with the farts jokes? I'm not in 7th grade."

Chanel: This whole family is in 7th Grade.



Between Owen's gas and Chanel's bickering, Josh gets a mood swing.

Josh: Lilac and black boxers? Why?



He invites his friend, Shirley Sargeant, over to calm his mind.

Shirley: My cheekbones though.



Josh: My family is a bunch of garbage. I need you and your cheekbones in my life. But not those shoes. They need to go.

Shirley: I can take care of that.

Josh: Good.



*smooch*

Josh: Something stabbed my lip.

Shirley: That was my jawline.

Josh: Okay, new position.



Josh: Much better. How do I stop the bleeding?



Shirley: Don't know.

Josh: Wanna go to prom with me?

Shirley: Do you need to ask? Yes! I'll throw on my most elegant gown!

Josh: If you mean a football jersey with a mini skirt and high boots or whatever story progression gives you that's fine.

Shirley: No, I have an actual dress.

Josh: Prove it.

Shirley: You'll see.



Esther: We have a new member of the household.

Josh: How do you know?

Esther: Because their clothes match. She's wearing an awesome dress.

Josh: What?



Chanel: How dare you be insane? That's it! You're grounded until we get that reward that changes your traits!

Owen: You smell bad grandma.

Chanel: Stop.



"Wow, her clothes match!"

Josh: You weren't kidding.

Shirley: Why would I?



The school seems to be shocked to, as pop-ups tell me that every boy in town tried to steal Shirley away, but Josh beat them all up.

Oh, and they also won King and Queen. I have seven crowns in the family inventory.



Overall, Shirley and Josh were so close and are now BFFs.



Prom Night distracted me from Oliver's Birthday.

Oliver: Oh no! I'm losing my balance!



Oliver: Ew, base game hair.



Oliver: This is much better. Wish I could meet Dad though.



Owen: Grandma, you left your plate on the table.

Chanel: Don't talk to me crazy child.

Owen: *farts*



Josh: Hehehe..

"What are you doing?"

Josh: Let's see how she likes poo!

"What?"

Josh: *runs off*



Molly Coddle: Oh no! My porch is on fire! I'm covered in waste. *vomits*

Josh: Hehehe.



"Still laughing now?"

Josh: Totally worth it.

"Sure."

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 59: Middle School Humor
« Reply #320 on: March 08, 2016, 02:54:36 PM »
The family tree has ben updated a town ahead of the story. It contains major spoilers but is still viewable.

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH!
« Reply #321 on: March 16, 2016, 07:43:31 PM »
Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH!

Before we start, I forgot to mention that Esther sent Oliver to Smugsworth Prep School, so Gina is now in Owen's inventory.



We open this chapter with Aaron's death.

Aaron: Shoot. I was just starting to get into the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I hope heaven has Netflix.

Josh: NO! Grandpa! Who will join me for middle-aged women clawing each other's eyes out at dinner parties now?

Patrick: I will!

Josh: No, you're not cool.

Patrick: I came out here to have a good time but I feel so attacked right now.



Grim: *rapping* WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK HE SEE ME DO MI DIRT DIRT DIRT! Wait, I was jamming to Rihanna and Drake!

Aaron: Well, hurry up. This is starting to get awkward.

Grim: I need to cut my fingernails. I'll just do it right now on my scythe.

Aaron: Can I at least say goodbye to my wife?

Grim: No, I'm late for my date with Paige. She gets dangerous when I show up late.

Rest in Peace Aaron Singh! The legacy shall continue.



Owen: *farts* I wanna play with the scary man!

Grim: Fine.

Gina: I'm going to go possess Esther.



Owen: Rock!

Grim: Scissors, erm. ROCK!

Owen: Freaking cheater.

Grim: Hey, you want me to reap your soul right now little boy? I said rock!

Owen: *GULP*

Gina: *chants evilly*

Esther: Ugh, not again. Owen's creepy friend is possessing me again.



Grim: Say cheese.

Owen: No, I'm still mad you cheated.

Grim: You may not want to make death mad kiddo. I could easily arrange a ceiling fan freak accident.



"So, Josh! Whats up my sim?"

Josh: I'm making waffles.

"It's midnight."

Josh: Forget the system!



Owen makes a friend, it's Alecia Jones-Goode. She's the second child of Jenni and Goodwin.

Alecia: I can't wait to meet your mom!

Owen: My mom is okay, but Gina is possessing my aunt.

Alecia: You just revealed the mother. Nice job.

Owen: *farts*



Chasity: Gina pass me a napkin.

Gina: (in Esther's body) No, they are all mine. Right Owen?

Owen: HOT DOGS!

Gina: Nevermind. Here you go weirdo.



Alecia: Something is wrong with this house.

Gina: Nothing is wrong.

Alecia: No, there's surely something wrong here.



Patrick: I'm watering my plants. I'm being perfectly normal.

Owen: FACEPLANT!

Patrick: I spoke too soon.



Owen: OOF! This water slide is cold so I have my coat on.



"Okay, you're making pancakes at 3 PM?"

Josh: Someone left it on the counter so I'm gonna finish.

"If only I was like that."



Chasity: Funny, I don't remember making pancakes.

Alecia: I swear, this house has a creepy feel.

Owen: That's just Gina. She's trying to possess me so I'm punching my head.

Gina: Ugh.

Alecia: Hmm..



Esther: I don't remember what I did yesterday. OH! That demonic doll possessed me again! UGH!



Owen: HAHAHA! She never knew what hit her.

Gina: I wanna possess the Bayless family next so I can take them to a plastic surgery clinic. I guess Esther will do for now.



Esther: Oh no, she's trying to possess me again!

Chasity: Just go with it, you're more pleasant when she's controlling you.

Esther: You are THE WORST! I hope that fork stabs your nose.



Gina: Happy Birthday dweeb.

Owen: *farts* EVIL SPARKLES!



Owen: I just gained thirty pounds and shot up a foot.

Esther: That's it, Gina goes in the trash! She's attacking me again!

Owen: NO! GINA!



Owen: I can't believe Aunt Esther killed Gina by stuffing her in the trashcan! I HATE YOU WORLD! I'M GONNA SCREAM AT YOU HALF-NAKED!

Gina: Loser, I'm still in here. But I cannot escape. This is goodbye.

Owen: GINA NO!



Josh: I have super powers. Electricity flows through my fingertips into a giant ball.

Chanel: Or you just learned a new recipe. I'm done.



Chasity goes to the Red Rendezvous where she runs into Tonya, now Twinbrook's most famous stylist.



Tonya: Nice outfit.

Chasity: So, what have you been doing?

Tonya: I changed my last name.

Chasity: Oh, did you get married?

Tonya: No, I just don't want anyone to think I'm related to the weirdest family in town.



Josh has his birthday.

Josh: Yay. Birthday. I'm so excited I could scream.



Chanel: YAY! My grandson is aging up.

Chasity: This plant went up my nose.

Tonya: There's a spider on the wall.



Josh: Ew, I look like dad.

Patrick: :(


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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH
« Reply #323 on: March 19, 2016, 11:29:17 AM »
Your family makes all my sims families look so normal.

HAHA! This made me laugh. I try my best to make my story unique. :)

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Re: The Singh Random Town Jump -- Chapter 60: Rock-Paper-Scissors-DEATH
« Reply #324 on: August 16, 2016, 10:02:14 AM »
More coming soon, just been super busy lately.  ;)

 

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