Remember that girl Frances that appeared to have a home?

Well, turns out she was a newspaper delivery girl. Don't ask how, because I definitely watched her walk into an occupied home and it didn't say newspaper girl until I next saw her as a teen. The house she went to has a different last name than hers and her "household" when you invite a household over is all those good ol' service people. Oh well, what can you do? It's still early on.
Lyric dipped into the family's healthy funds to pick up a car. He hadn't ever bothered to buy one before with his limo service, but when Jersey started requesting to be taught to drive, he decided it was time.

Jersey was hoping for a top-of-the-line Margaret Vaguester, but he was happy regardless. It was a heck of a lot better than the sloppy jalopies he saw riding around sometimes.
Lyric was rather unphased teaching Jersey to drive. It was Jersey that put a stop to the first lesson after getting all stressed out. It's okay, there's plenty of time.

Jersey also gets along very well with his baby brother, Archer. He seems like he'll be a fantastic parent when the time comes.

He helped to teach Archer to talk...

And the whole room watches in awe as he changes diapers like a pro.

Pogo wished to become Jersey's BFF, so of course I let him.

I don't know if I can think of many cuter things than two teenage boys squealing like little girls over officially becoming best friends forever.

And soon enough, prom time came around for Pogo and Jersey. It went okay for both of them, but I think Pogo enjoyed it more. Pogo became Prom King and had a lot of great experiences. Jersey got in a bunch of fights and saw someone in the same outfit.

Pogo's luck streak was cut short after prom. He was just about to go to bed when he ran outside to see some sort of anomaly coming down from the sky. It was kind of like the northern lights, but it was like a column that touched the street...



The lights sucked Pogo up into a UFO and took him away. He came back the same night a few hours later feeling "probed" with an alien he decided he didn't like one bit.

Also, that same evening, Archer aged up!



He's not a bad looking kid at all.


Next Up: New girl?
