Chapter 2: The Spouse Part 1Rikki: James, hon, why don't you go to the park? Meet some girls, yeah?
James: Fine.

Rikki: Tamara Donner.
James: Meh.

Rikki: Zelda Mae.
James: Me likie.
Rikki: You're weird.

James & Rikki: Claire Ursine. NEXT!

Rikki: James it's obvious she's not eligible. SHE'S HOLDING A
CHILD!
James: It is equally obvious that I like her.
Rikki; That's it. Park over, beach time.

Rikki: Wait... rewind...

James & Rikki: Claire Ursine. NOOOO!

James: Think Performance Park is far away enough?
Rikki: Sure it is, but no women except old Yumi Sekemot-
James: Oh my Sims, look over there!
Rikki: Judy Bunch? Are you out of your mind?
James: No, the other one! Agnes Crumplebottom.
Rikki: Well, follow her then!

They hit it off instantly.
Agnes: We have so much in common. I'd love to hang out and get to know you better.
James: Hanging out? Sure!




Things are going well.
And as soon as they're friends...



Sorry to interrupt, James but you'd better get to the fire station and sleep.