Jesse, Chapter Three: Chaos
Isn't that the name of a movie somewhere-oh, we're recording? Okay, okay.
So, Wyatt went back to his teen style. Or, rather, Jay forced him to go back to his teen style.
She is also ridiculously hormonal.
Do you know how hard it is to be the cook when you live with a pregnant woman?! Every twenty seconds I get, 'Hey Jess, could you make me some mac and cheese?' 'Jesse, I need a cheese steak. NOW.' 'Can I have some stu surprise? With sugar on top? And some pickles, or lime juice, and some paprika would be nice.'
Then, while I am trying to obey the Hive Queen's wishes and slave over the hot stove of eternal suffering, she gets bored with waiting and goes off to sculpt Guillermo.
He's actually gone pretty sculpt-crazy himself. We might need two of those stands soon.
He and Peg are spending lots of time together in between Peg's 'pollination efforts.' She goes around town chucking procreation elixirs and love charms every which way. Oiy.
It got especially weird when she accidentally doused Chandell's parents..........
Speaking of Dell, she, apparently, speaks fluent Spanish, and has been teaching it to Georgie.
Wyatt and Li have been helping with teaching Georgie her lessons. Although, I'm a little surprised that she was able to talk, with four very different people teaching her.
"
Me gusta los libros."
"And that is how PlantSim babies are born."
"Okay, if Peggy comes in here, remember to make the face I showed you."
Wyatt just likes to listen.
Oh, and tell her a bunch of nonsense about 'peace' and 'kindness' and 'baby animals can solve all your problems.' Extortion/threats/bribery work too!
Weeeeelll.....and ambushes. Those are my favorite method of attack.
Oh, yeah-so, Georgie is actually very creative. Her imaginary bear is named Evil McFluffenstien. He wants total world domination and cookies. Oh, and he wanted to go to the festival on Spooky Day, so we all headed out there.
Li is helping to nurture that creativity in her. She likes to show her pictures of famous artists and sculptors, and explain the different things between them that make me want to fall asleep. (This was taken before she was pregnant)
She's also helping Guillermo with his sculpting, so he doesn't hurt himself. In fact, she taught everyone a very valuable lesson:
Sculpting can help induce labor!
"Soooo.........is this gonna be a home birth, or?......."
"There....is no way....in Barnacle......
flipping Bay.......that I am doing this without pain killers." She said through clenched teeth.
Then Guillermo noticed and started panicking Spanish!
"Dude! You speak it too?! I thought it was just CD!"
"You.....are.....an.....idiot." Jayli panted. "'Scuse.......me." She waddled out the door.
"Okay, bye!"
When she left, several things happened.
One-Wyatt figured out what was happening and rushed to the hospital.
Two- I went to work.
Three- Chandell realized that there was no nursery for the baby.
It might just be my fabulous talking, but that is WAAAAY too much blue. Kid, I promise to re-design it when you age up.
They came back home four 6 hours later. CD says that Jayli looked exhausted, and Wyatt looked stunned. (I was still at work.) Apparently, Jay gave her a tired smile and said, "This is Pablo. I'm going to go put him down, then sleep for a couple days. Okay?"
We had eight sims in the house for exactly one hour. On the dot.
No one even watched. We only knew because Wyatt was waiting in Pablo's room for his dad to meet his grandson; he never showed.
Peggy came home from the alchemy store and silently took her husbands grave. She also, somehow, got Margaritas. She placed them in the family cemetery, (Wyatt's property,) where Guillermo's mother and Margarita's husband are buried.
Then she released two fireflies and sobbed until dawn.
It might be a little evil, but we had Georgie's birthday when Peg got home. She became a genius.
Her hair is like seaweed. Chandell was freaking out bout it,(apparently it should be a bud of some kind,) but Georgie thought it was awesome. "I'm like some especie de extraño, mal mutante!"
"You're a what now?!"
"Dad. I'm like some kind of weird, evil mutant. It's just español." She flicked a braid over her ear, speaking in a 'like, DUH,' kind of tone, and turned back to the other adults at the table. Her legs swung back and forth while she scarfed down the cake. "So, can I learn how to paint now? Or sculpt? Not with wood, cause that's weird but with
piedra-that means stone, Tio Wyatt-or metal? Aunt Jayli, pleeeeeease? Please? Pleasepleaseplease-"
"No sculpting till you're a teen." Chandell and Jay said at the same time.
"But there's fire involved!"
I high-fived her. "That's my girl! No fire yet though." Her face fell. " You can learn how to kind of cook. There's kind of fire."
"Really?! Cool!"
Wyatt laughed.
Then I got to meet Pablo!
"Hi little guy." I whispered, real quietly. He cooed softly. "You're the first kid I've held who's not green." Pablo chirped, and I grinned. "Do me a favor and age looking like your grandmama, okay? I need the cash."
There was a light tap on the open doorframe. "Hey Jess. Is he asleep?"
"Not yet."
Wyatt stepped in, and I could hear him shuffling his feet. "So, um......there was actually something I've been meaning to ask you."
For a moment, everything stopped. Was it
the ques-
"Did you take out the trash?"
I glared at him and snuggled the baby some more. "Yes. Yes I did, you annoying wombat."
"Okay." He just walked towards the door like it was nothing! Like he didn't just raise my hopes up and then crush them. What the heck?!
"Oh, Jess?"
"Yes, O Wombatish One?" Maybe I should be the one to ask. It would-
"Do you wanna get married some time?"
