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New Bees.


Tom:Put me down!
Captain Honey:Stop squirming fly you know resistance is futile...or so the story goes.
Tom:I don't care how futile it is I am still going to resist.
Captain Honey:When will you learn to do as you are told.
Tom:Never.
Captain Honey:That remains to be seen.

Captain Honey:There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...
Tom:What?
Captain Honey:Do you know why she swallowed the fly?
Tom:I don't understand.
Captain Honey:No you don't do you.

Voice:Yay droneboos.
Drina:You are pleased with the arrival of the eggs. I was only able to lay three.
Voice:Three is the most you can get at any one time.
Drina:That seems so inefficient.
Voice:Sorry but that's the way it is.
Drina:So I am forced into another reproduction day with the fly?
Voice:Yeah cause that would be a problem for you.
Drina:I do not understand your meaning human.
Voice:Drina and Tom sitting in a tree K I S S I N G.
Drina:We have used the treehouse for K I S S I N G as you call it but I hardly see the relevance.

Meet the new bees.

Allium

Anemone

Achillea.

Rachel
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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:New Bees!
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2014, 01:02:12 PM »
Come on, Drina.  Just admit you like Tom, even if just a little  ;)  What interesting genetics!  Hopefully the bees will grow into their features.



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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:New Bees!
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2014, 01:23:42 PM »
Yikes! Those are some faces. Looks like you have a faeboo. With a fairy house they feed themselves and sleep on their own. It saved my sanity, such as it is.

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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:New Bees!
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2014, 01:28:05 PM »
Come on, Drina.  Just admit you like Tom, even if just a little  ;)  What interesting genetics!  Hopefully the bees will grow into their features.
Drina admits nothing human bwahahah!

Yikes! Those are some faces. Looks like you have a faeboo. With a fairy house they feed themselves and sleep on their own. It saved my sanity, such as it is.

That was one of the reasons I chose a fairy as a founder the other two little darlings are witchboos) By the way with regards to the triplets looks I have seen the future and it isn't pretty.

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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2014, 01:48:24 PM »
But they all have sweet tempers, right? To go with their honey-colored hair? Anyway, congrats on your first 3, and be glad that the masterpiece portraits are often pretty blurry.
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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:New Bees!
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 07:53:35 PM »
Buzzy busy bees.


Voice:Happy birthday to you we went to the zoo..
Annie(aka anemone)Buzz?
Voice:?
Annie:Buzzz,buzz...buzzzzz!
Voice:Whoops I forgot to teach you to talk.
Annie:Buzzzz!
Voice:Good point well made.

Voice:Happy birthday Allium.
Alli:Yes you did.
Voice:You don't sound too happy about it.
Alli:I am not happy.
Voice:Why?
Alli:You forgot to potty train me.
Voice:Oh!
Alli:Is that all you can say,oh!
Voice:Oh dear.
Alli:I hate you so much right now.

Happy birthday Chilli(Aka Achillia)
Chilli:Happy? What's so happy about it huh?
Voice:Hey come on I taught you all your toddler skills, what in the name of the forum do you have to complain about.
Chilli:What do I have to complain about do you really want to know what I have to complain about?
Voice:Yes actually as a matter of fact I do want to know.
Chilli:Well I will tell you.
Voice:Well tell me then!
Chilli:Because of you I now have to share a room with a sister who can only buzz and another sister who has no bladder control. That dear Voice in the sky is what I have to complain about.
Voice:Oh,yeah,that....sounds like a totally legit thing to complain about.
Chilli:So what do you say?
Voice:*small voice*s'ry
Chilli:I didn't hear you.
Voice:*slightly louder*Sorry.
Chilli:Like you mean it.
Voice:Alright I am sorry,okay but we are on a timescale and...
Chilli:Hush.
Voice:But I was just...
Chilli:I don't want to hear it,now go to your room.
Voice:But I don't have a room.
Chilli:Room now!
Voice:(mumbling to herself)Stupid bunch of pixels trying to tell me what to do.
Chilli:I heard that.
Voice:Of course you did I live inside your head.

In other news:
Tom is now in the military he has maxed handiness and completed one challenge.
Drina:Is painting and that is about it.

Chilli has taken up painting.

Annie has taken up setting herself on fire or inventing whatever you want to call it.
Alli:Has taken up watching the television because she won't be learning the sculpting skill until she ages up to teen.

Rachel


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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:Buzzy,busy bees
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 08:45:52 PM »
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Chilli:Because of you I now have to share a room with a sister who can only buzz and another sister who has no bladder control. That dear Voice in the sky is what I have to complain about.

I feel you, girl.  Dynasties always make for an interesting life!



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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:Buzzy,busy bees
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2014, 07:38:38 AM »
Do what I do...don't teach the any of the toddlers anything, and then they won't complain...they won't know that you're supposed to be able to talk and go potty.   ;D   I have 6 of the little buggers right now and it's very hard just to get them to the birthday cake!


Ratchie- I do have to say that your children look VERY interesting.

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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2014, 07:42:58 AM »
The next batch of eggs are not getting to learn any toddler skills that will show them  ;D

The girls have got a good combination of their parents genetics that is for sure. I think interesting is the right term for them.

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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2014, 12:10:10 PM »
I'm way too nice to my sims. I guess that's why this is taking so many weeks. They get an A in school, and I roll a random trait. What am I thinking? The answer is I'm not.

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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2014, 12:50:03 PM »
One of the reasons I chose to let Drina master logic for the first RD is so she can tutor kids to an A if I need to pick a specific trait. You know like technophobe trait so they can break stuff for the handiness challenge or the workaholic trait so they the drones can get an early promotion in the rabbit hole careers.

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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:Buzzy,busy bees
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2014, 03:37:14 PM »
Don't stop bee-lieving


Voice:Happy birthday Annie.
Annie:Buuuuzzzzz!
Voice:Oh my gosh you still cannot talk this is a disaster!
Annie:Buzz?
Voice:You won't be able to complete your requirements if you can't talk. Who employs someone who can only buzz. No job,no promotion,epic fail dynasty over.
Annie:Bwah ha I told the others you would totally fall for it.
Voice:You can talk!
Annie:Of course I can talk. Hash tag gullible.
Voice:Hash tag?
Annie:Yeah get with it grandma.

Petunia pop up:Anemone has been promoted hashtag drone kick out.
Voice:Hash tag really?
Petunia:Yeah get with it grandma.
Voice:Anyway it is too early for drone kick out she has got a few other things to do first.
Petunia:Hash tag get a move on.
Voice:Give me a minute she only had a birthday this morning.

Alli:It's my birthday,it's my birthday am gonna spend my money.
Voice:Good idea get a job get a promotion and we can spend your money.
Alli:It's my birthdayIt's my birthday I'mma spend a Simolean and erm what rhymes with Simoleon?
Voice:Symposium?
Alli:I don't think that's going to work.

Voice:That's a good drone working on the writing skill and career.
Alli:Scans?
Voice:What?
Alli:Scans..Sims.Computer,And,Network,Services.
Voice:Oh.
Scans:What can I help you with today.
Alli:Look for words that rhyme with Simoleon?
Scans:There are two restaurants that serve pancakes near you.
Alli:Wait,what?
Voice:That went well.

Voice:Happy birthday Chilli.
Chilli:What so ha...
Voice:Happy about it? Right okay what's wrong now?
Chilli:Inventing?
Voice:Potato?
Chilli:How is that relevant?
Voice:Sorry thought we were playing random word generator.
Chilli:Why do I have to invent isn't Annie supposed to be inventing.
Voice:There was a whole big saving issue so now Annie is painting.
Chilli:I don't want to invent.
Voice:Why not?
Chilli:Let me put it into words that you understand. Invent big boom fire death Chilli go bye bye.
Voice:You will be perfectly safe.
Chilli:*Snort!

Chilli:Hot,hot,hot,hot.
Voice:I don't see why you need me to tell you to put yourself out.
Chilli:Just click the button!
Voice:Okay(click)..there all better.
Chilli:The mental scars do not heal.
Voice:Do you want a hug?
Chilli:No.
Voice:Any chance you want to try inventing again?
Chilli:Do not make me hurt you.

Chill:I hate you so much right now.
Voice:Look on the bright side you only singed yourself this time.
Chilli:That is not a bright side.
Voice:The flash looked pretty bright to me.
Chilli:I really hate inventing.
Voice:You and me both sister.
Chilli:Really,are you standing in your underwear half burnt to a crisp.
Voice:Not as such no.
Chilli:I suggest you leave.
Voice:I can't cause every time I leave you alone you set yourself on fire.
Chilli:I am going to kill you!

Petunia pop up:Achillia has finally invented something that you can turn in for a profit.
Voice:Quick sell sell sell.
Petunia:Achillia has reached level two of the inventing career. Hashtag you are out of here drone.
Voice:Thank goodness for that I really hate the inventing career.
Chilli:Me and you both sister.
Voice:Sarcasm?
Chilli:What do you think.
Voice: I think I need a lie down.

Rachel






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Re: Oh Bee Hive! A domination dynasty story. NEW:Don't stop bee-lieving
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2014, 03:49:41 PM »
"Just a smalltown girl..." You do realize what you've done? With just one song lyric, you've taken over the Forum, bwahaha!
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2014, 03:51:13 PM »
I bet you can't tell what I was listening to when I first started writing this chapter. Got to love me some journey.

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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2014, 06:09:44 PM »
"There are two restaurants that serve pancakes near you" - I spit out coffee laughing! My sister has a US southern accent. She asked Siri where we could find a restaurant serving shrimp creole and got a list of where to buy Plan B. I don't remember what I spit out laughing that time. Thanks for bringing back fun memories.

 

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