Nathan's birthday surprise:
It was my elder birthday and Agnes said she had a surprise for me. I am not sure what it is, she hardly ever goes out of the house and when she does, it is to go to the bookstore to get more books. Just before the big hour, the doorbell rings. I was busy doing something else and Jessica answers it.
I wasn't really paying attention to who Jessica was talking to, until I looked out the window and got the shock of my lifetime.
She was probably the prettiest woman I had ever seen, besides Agnes of course and she was RED. I couldn't believe my eyes.
I had so many questions and so little time. She introduced herself as Amanda Redhouse.
Nathan: How could that be, I don't remember any other children born in the family.
Amanda: Your great grandfather was a wonderful scientist, he loved the color red and of course you know the history behind your family tree.
Nathan: but, how, when.
Amanda: Your great grandfather and my grandfather became friends. When your great grandfather was older and could hardly read anymore, he gave my grandfather the secret of changing genes, and, well, here I am, hence my last name. I came to Sunset Valley because I heard there was someone else like me and I thought we could spread the color around, if you know what I mean.
Nathan: Honey, I am getting ready to turn old and gray and besides, I have a wonderful wife and uh, um, wonderful family.
Amanda: Who are you trying to kid, me or yourself. Your wife, as far as I can tell, is not going to live forever. I will still be able to bear our children.
Nathan: You need to remember who's house you are in and this is inappropriate behavior.
Amanda: Well, let me tell you something first. I was at the Underground Vampire Club the night Monica and your son-in-law was there. I saw everything. You do know she is going to turn, don't you?
Nathan: Turn where?
Amanda: No silly, she is going to turn into a vampire, one of them and she is trying to drag Christopher right along with her.
I started feeling funny and turned and went into the house. Amanda followed me and right then and there, I had my elder birthday.
I felt tingly and sparkly at the same time, but I didn't feel any older. Right after that, I heard a ruckas and turned around just in time to see Chris attacking Monica.
My bet was on Chris, but unfortunately, Monica won, how degrading Chris must feel.
After Amanda had left and the dust settled, I grabbed Agnes by the hand and we went out back to sit and star gaze.
How could I even think of being with another woman, let alone having children at my age, or is it such a crazy thought. I don't want to think about that now, I just want to makeout with my wonderful wife and forget about who or what is lurking in that house.
