In times of hardship, in times of loss, in times of ultimate suffering, things are...more interesting than they are here.
Pippin: Aww, c'mon, narrator, they're so cute!
Cute is not a synonym for interesting.Pippin: Anyway, we continue with the Sharebears with young Card having taken over the mantle of heir freeing up Spodluck and Tanvi to have even more babies.
Tanvi: I had triplets last time.
Spodluck: Erm drv mrnbrgrd!
Pippin: Umm, no idea what he said. Tanvi?
Tanvi: He said hopefully they get their looks from their mama. He's such a sweetheart!
Pippin: Meantime, someone is getting some help from the wishing well by using her once-in-a-lifetime wish to get a promotion!
Rilee: I'm Rilee happy with this outcome!
Pippin: And her colleagues are Rilee happy with her work tasks.
Rilee: Stop giving me the cold shoulder.
Pippin: Nice one.
Rilee: Stay cool!
Pippin: Okay.
Rilee: You need to chill out!
Pippin: That's...that's Rilee enough. Meantime, back at the Sharebear homestead...
Tanvi: BLARGH!!
Pippin: Taanvi is making sure that the maid has enough work to keep her busy.
Maid: Oh. I'll get that, ma'am.
Tanvi: Thanks, dear.
Maid: You should probably just go take it easy.
Tanvi: Okay.
Repairwoman: Umm, I don't think this is what she meant by taking it easy...?
Tanvi: What? I'm sitting down.
Repairwoman: You know that the whole reason I was called was to fix that, right?
Tanvi: Eh, wouldn't want you to trouble yourself. Looks like you were heading to GeekCon anyway.
Repairwoman: What?
Tanvi: Your Mario cosplay? I mean, it's spot on!
Repairwoman: Uh, this is just my work uniform.
Tanvi: ...oh...
Pippin: Meantime, Eris was being way more helpful than Ablowitz...
Ablowitz: Hey!
Pippin: and had made and candled a cake.
Eris: Because I'm awesome!
Card: Hey, peeps! We're having a big candle blowout for Lisee! Come on down!
Pippin: Party mode...initiated!
Ablowitz: Oh! It's Jaxlyn's twin sister!
Ablowitz: Hey, uh, I'm...only about a day and a half from...you know...becoming a young adult...so if you might...maybe...we could be...
Cara: Are you trying to ask me out?
Ablowitz: Maybe? Yes? Yes. I am. Sorry.
Cara: Aww, I'll tell you what, sweetie. If you age up and still want to date an older woman like me, I'll happily go on a date with you, but if you come to your senses and decide to date a lovely young woman, like Elektra for example, I'll totally understand.
Ablowitz: Wait...you said yes?
You said yes?!?!?!
Tanvi: Oh, Mr. Cuddles, I just don't know what to make of Ablowitz.
Mr. Cuddles: Moo.
Tanvi: True, the heart does want what the heart wants.
Pippin: Mr. Cuddles is wise, indeed. Cake time!!
Eris: Look at my little partner in crime getting all grown up!
Elektra: Are you crying?
Eris: Maybe. Don't tell my mom.
Elektra: ...k?
Tanvi: Aww, sweetie, you're so pretty!
Lisee: Thanks, Tanvi!
Pippin: And she aged up with...public enemy or chief of mischief. I should have written this down.
Lisee: True, but either way I'd still be more useful than Ablowitz and his big happy family aspiration.
Ablowitz: Seriously?!?
Pippin: And as we're hitting gold on this party, Ablowitz is hitting on his favorite girl.
Cara: The stars are really beautiful.
Ablowitz: Not as beautiful as you!
Cara: You...are sweet. Blind, but sweet.
Pippin: But they weren't the only couple spending time together...
Cassie: So, you don't mind that I'm theoretically your brother's second wife?
Ozbeth: In theory you're his. In reality, I own you!
Cassie: That...ended up less sweet than I thought it might.
Ozbeth: Yeah, I don't romantic well. (kissing) By the way, would you consider dying your hair blue?
Cassie: Wha...?
Pippin: Yeah, that happened. They went off for a sauna woohoo of their own accord. I realized I'd set woohoo as a club-approved activity back when Spodluck and Tanvi first married and apparently never changed it, so...
Card: Gold medal! Alright, spooky party time!
Ozbeth: So, Cassie, you wanna come butcher things with knives?
Cassie: You're right, you're not good at romanticing.
Ozbeth: It's funny, actually, because I was going to have Vlad turn you into a vampire and then let you burn to death in the sunlight.
Cassie: Ummm...could you maybe...not do that now?
Ozbeth: ...maybe.
Cassie: Umm...if I promise to dye my hair?
Ozbeth: Oooo, definitely maybe!
Pippin: They're so sweet?
Pippin: Wow, you're really getting into character with your costume, Lisee!
Lisee: Just proving that Eris and I are more helpful than Ablowitz.
Ablowitz: Hey!!
Pippin: And after Card wracks up another gold medal party...
Card: Oh my goodness! I'm the luckiest Sim alive!
Jaxlyn: And if you want to stay alive, you need to quiet down so I can sleep.
Card: Sleep? I thought we were going to...
Jaxlyn: Zzzzzzzz...
Card: Okay. Goodnight, my love.
Pippin: And in the interest of having an easier time with parties and with Card and Eris' work at cooking and mixology...
Pippin: Each of the corner rooms are expanded so that the kitchen can become a larger and more functional workspace.
Tanvi: But why did you expand the other corner rooms?
Pippin: To make the house still look balanced.
Tanvi: Very Death the Kid of you.
Pippin: Symmetry!
Card: Woot! I'm going to be the greatest mixologist of all time!
Eris: And I'm going to knock out all of the food requirements in a single generation...because I'm more helpful that Ablowitz.
Ablowitz: Hey!
Lisee: Ugh, do I
have to eat another grilled cheese sandwich?
Eris: I need a Sim to get fat from my cooking!
Lisee: And you promise to make me taste of diet ice cream when we're done with this?
Eris: Of course!
Lisee: K. The things I do to be more helpful than Ablowitz.
Ablowitz: (crying)
Ablowitz: Why is everyone more helpful than meeeeeeee?
Elektra: Eh, at least you're not being passed over for your sister
and your older care giver.
Card: Hey, cheer up! You're both always on the invite list for my parties.
Pippin: And with a couple more gold medal parties completed, a bit of home makeover work done, new relationships started, and two careers nearly finished, we bid adieu to the Sharebear household.
