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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 78: Phobos
« Reply #375 on: July 13, 2014, 11:23:36 AM »
I think Phobos looks like Morgan rather than his nan!
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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 78: Phobos
« Reply #376 on: July 13, 2014, 01:18:24 PM »
I personally think that Phobos's color (seeing as every Sheo has adopted one) will be black, which I find interesting, when I consider that every other Immortal has a color of the rainbow. But, 8th generation always was different.



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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 78: Phobos
« Reply #377 on: July 14, 2014, 10:27:10 AM »
Oh my... why is Phobos dreaming of urns?  I love the green hair!  Looks great on him!

I'm pretty proud of myself for not changing every heir's hair color completely, because I almost never leave my sims with whatever hair color they are born with. But with Phobos, I decided to change it. I think the green goes well with his red eyes.

I think Phobos looks like Morgan rather than his nan!

I'm going to hope so, then! I'm very bad at telling who my sims look like unless they are basically a clone...  :)

I personally think that Phobos's color (seeing as every Sheo has adopted one) will be black, which I find interesting, when I consider that every other Immortal has a color of the rainbow. But, 8th generation always was different.

You are correct, his adopted color is black! Also some white, but mostly black. Though he's going to add some more colors and probably be the most colorful Sheo since Mania.

The Childhood of Phobos

Raven (the Raven): So... yeah. His childhood was boring.
No it wasn't. It was nice.



Raven (the Raven): Maybe. But it was also mostly boring. Look, immortals doing the same things they have been for ages and ages. Even Mania, kind of. Because she keeps letting her garden go away and then deciding to replant it.



We have good times though. Like family bonding moments when people happen to be in the kitchen at the same time! I have a great family. Though why is great-grandpa Parry cooking so much but nothing appearing in the refrigerator?



Raven (the Raven): This child says strange things. This time it was "I am the orca and I hunger!"
He's sweet, isn't he? 



Raven (the Raven): Everyone does their activities. Parry cooks and plays the piano. Strangely enough, he was more interesting than Obe even though he really doesn't do anything either.



Raven (the Raven): Okay, even though she's my favorite, I have to admit that Demi is every bit as boring as Obe. All she ever does is write! And sometimes play the drums. But mostly write. I think she's up to almost 80 books now.



Raven (the Raven): Obe. Yeah. I'm going to think of something else to say here. I heard about this thing called a 'legacy'. Apparently it is a thing where you have generations and stuff. Only unlike this immortality thing, you die. It sounds a lot more interesting to me.



This is interesting, Raven the Raven. Come on, surely you've enjoyed all the time you've spent with us so far? Pay no mind to what I'm doing with that computer.
Raven (the Raven): You're hacking again, aren't you? Ia has worn off on you. Wait... maybe you're becoming one person! Mentally. Personality-wise. That would be nice.



Raven (the Raven): Chaotic might actually be the most interesting member of this family these days. She paints, she practices magic, and she works. She also visits the elixir store sometimes to look for magic replenishing elixirs because she runs out of them after a while. 



Look how adorable my son is. I remember doing that same thing as a kid. It was fun! I can't believe how old Phobos is already. Why must time pass so quickly?
Raven (the Raven): Why must time pass so slowly?



Revan (the Revan): Hey... why is my name misspelled here and why can't I fix it?
I don't know. I think Phobos did it though.



Raven (the Raven): After much photographing around town, Nightmare finally mastered it and is able to take panorama pictures. So, for some reason, that meant she immediately photographed the gem collection and hung it in the dinning room.



I can't believe my son goes to school now. Look at the little child, heading off to the bus. I hope that he makes nice friends at school.



Raven (the Raven): Well, I guess you can hope. Also, he's been in school a while know. He's almost on the honor roll and everything.
I wanted to find a nice after school activity for him, but apparently he isn't interested in ballet or... whatever that other thing was.
Raven (the Raven): That builds skills he's not supposed to learn, anyway.



I can't believe how much I've accomplished. I even have all my opportunities done. Can you believe it, Raven the Raven? I just need to reach the top of my career!
Raven (the Raven): Since all you ancestors have done it, I'm not really surprised. I would be impressed if you did something like photography. I mean, is that even possible?



Hey. It's Teri. With an 'i'.
Raven (the Raven): We knew that. What are you doing here?
Well, Morgan died. So now I'm sad and I must cope.



By visiting the Varg's Tavern. Why must the furniture be all scratched?
Raven (the Raven): You didn't even like Morgan.
Okay, so I just wanted to leave home and explore the town. Or at least, the bars. Of which there are only three or four. Most of which are lame. Maybe I'll go to the fusion place. I forgot it's name. Nightmare likes to go dance there sometimes.



Raven (the Raven): Well, Teri did go to the Banzai Lounge. I think that's what it's called. Anyway, Parry has been very busy cooking stuff. Because of this:



Raven (the Raven): He said that he is trying to prove the food is a form of art and should count as a skill-item, just like paintings and sculptures and upgraded appliances. So he's making a collection/museum of food. He's crazy.



Well, the fusion place was kind of boring. So I came home. If I had come back earlier, I probably could have helped Phobos with his homework. But I didn't, so I'm a bit sad about that. I like Phobos. He's a good kid.



I had a bonding moment with my great-grandma Nightmare and my son. It was nice. We all get along pretty well, which is unusual. Most of my family members do not like Nightmare at all. She's fairly nice though.



Raven (the Raven): This family is strange. Demi and Mania like to play alone... at the same time and right beside each other. How does that even make sense? Everything this family does makes my head hurt. It's probably a miracle I'm still sane. I am still sane, right?



Great-grandpa Parry is still working on his food collection. Which means the rest of us have to eat quick meals because he is neglecting our refrigerator. Maybe he will remember eventually that we need more food.



Raven (the Raven): Nightmare acts all calm. But I think she's really looking forward to the end. Almost as much as me. But for totally different reasons. She has been waiting the longest to reach the land of crazy people.



Raven (the Raven): Parry really needs to put some food in the refrigerator. Otherwise, you end up with the small child eating ice cream for dinner! Although actually, he's getting pretty close to being a teen now.
And I'm getting close to being an adult! I shall not let my family down!

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 79: Phobos's Childhood
« Reply #378 on: July 14, 2014, 11:00:37 AM »
I see that Raven (the Raven) is considering my idea :D I wonder if Raven (the Human) would fall in love with another human, or like turn a blackbird into a girl somehow *Shrugs* wow, so close to the end. At least, there is the chance of Raven (the Raven)'s legacy to look forward to, I mean if you decide to do it Akon.

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 79: Phobos's Childhood
« Reply #379 on: July 14, 2014, 11:04:19 AM »
Lol!  I love that Parry is neglecting their fridge to make a collection of food for art XD  That cracked me up.  Hehehe, I love that Raven (the Raven)'s name was misspelled.

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 79: Phobos's Childhood
« Reply #380 on: July 15, 2014, 03:19:29 AM »
It's fun to see this the-last-generation-is-busy-being-boring-so-I'll-just-show-what-the-elders-are-doing post. I really like how Parry bakes and how Hysteria copes with grief.

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 79: Phobos's Childhood
« Reply #381 on: July 15, 2014, 04:27:42 PM »
I like Phobos. I like him a lot.

Also, I read on the I.D. thread your troubles with error 12! I wish you the best of luck with recovering! :)



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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 79: Phobos's Childhood
« Reply #382 on: July 17, 2014, 01:36:18 PM »
I see that Raven (the Raven) is considering my idea :D I wonder if Raven (the Human) would fall in love with another human, or like turn a blackbird into a girl somehow *Shrugs* wow, so close to the end. At least, there is the chance of Raven (the Raven)'s legacy to look forward to, I mean if you decide to do it Akon.

I may well do it! I'll have to go actually read how to play a legacy... It seems like it would be fun. :)

Lol!  I love that Parry is neglecting their fridge to make a collection of food for art XD  That cracked me up.

For some reason, one thing I've always wanted to do is create a collection of every food that can be made (or as close as I can get). So Parry is working on that. Though it will be missing the foreign recipes, like Mania's garden was missing the foreign plants, because I didn't want to try traveling with this game.

It's fun to see this the-last-generation-is-busy-being-boring-so-I'll-just-show-what-the-elders-are-doing post. I really like how Parry bakes and how Hysteria copes with grief.

The elders get to do a lot of stuff whenever I get bored. They're also very useful for testing skills that I've never used and am considering for supermaxes in my other dynasty. I enjoying bringing them back kind-of every once in a while.

I like Phobos. I like him a lot.
Also, I read on the I.D. thread your troubles with error 12! I wish you the best of luck with recovering! :)

Thanks! It wasn't too bad. I save an almost a ridiculous amount and play mostly on normal speed, so I didn't lose much. Though my game did crash the next time and I ended up playing Phobos's birthday three times. 

Time Passing Quickly
But Not Quickly Enough 
(Subtitle Added by the Wonderful Raven the Raven)



I can't believe its time for my adult birthday already. I'm getting so old!
Raven (the raven): I'm amazed that your immortal relatives don't laugh at you when you say that.



Well, I suppose being an adult will be fine. I mean, what's the worse that can happen? I'll just be a bit older. And my hair will probably change to that other hairstyle that isn't mine, yet again.



It did. That hairstyle likes me far more than I like it. Well, I'm fine with being an adult.
Raven (the Raven): I'm not. Hurry up and be an elder.
I'm... old! Hyst, Ia, I have wrinkles! Where is a mirror, I must look at this.
Raven (the Raven): On the other hand, Teri is having a mid-life crises. Which Ia and Hyst seem completely unsympathetic about.



This time, I, Teri, shall get all of the museum pieces! Because that's apparently the only pose that Hyst wants to try. I will be so much more interesting and win. That will make up for having wrinkles.



Yes, this is definitely a better pose. It will obviously result in a better statue! Then I will also have the better portrait and I will rule the museum!
Raven (the Raven): It doesn't really matter, you know. As long as a painting and a statue of Hysteria go in there, no one cares if it's Teri or Hyst.
I do. I care deeply. Thus it will be Teri! Even the photo will be Teri!
Raven (the Raven): So, Ia just gets cut out completely?
Well... yes. She doesn't have her own look. She's barely around anyway.



Raven (the Raven): I'm going to hope that he grows out of the 'dressing up like an orca' phase. Why can he just wear a swimsuit and flippers like the rest of his family?



I can't believe my son is already having his teen birthday. This means... I'm old!
Please move on, Teri. We have lots to accomplish still and you need to focus. Or go away.
Ia is mean. How am I not supposed to be bothered by all these brand-new wrinkles?



Please look like Morgan, Phobos! Otherwise, Ia will probably be mean to you.
I wouldn't be mean. But I would prefer it if he doesn't look just like my mother.



Raven (the Raven): Well, I'm going to hope that he is slightly... less weird. Though that's probably pointless with this family. The best I can do is to hope that I'm still sane by the end of it.



I am somewhat confused as to how his hair managed to grow so quickly when he changed his appearance...
Raven (the Raven): Don't question the laws of the universe. They don't make sense, but they work anyway. I learned that a long time ago.
But I wonder about it...
Raven (the Raven): You're already crazy, so I guess there's nothing it can do to you. Those of us who don't want to go insane try not to contemplate these things.



Raven (the Raven): That's Phobos's imaginary friend. Apparently it's still around. Demi has been running out of ideas to write books about. I think her last few were just about video games. Alan Wake and Half-Life, or something like that. Since those already exist, I don't know why she's writing books about them. I also have no idea what that had to do with Phobos and his imaginary friend.



I told Phobos he should sign up for an afterschool activity! I had shop and it was incredibly fun. I even got a saw to hang on my wall at the end. But he says that he couldn't find any that he thought were interesting. So no afterschool activity for my son.



Raven (the Raven): He's taken up practicing speeches whenever he has some free time. So I guess that's sort of like an afterschool activity? Apparently charisma is going to be his thing. I live with a bunch of loners who never leave except to work. So that should be an interesting change.



Why is he so colorful? Did Mania spend a lot of time teaching him when he was little? Because she would definitely love that outfit.
Raven (the Raven): I have a more important question: what is that mysterious writing? I don't recognize the symbols. By the way, yes, I can read. Despite being affixed to the wall, I have that ability.



Raven (the Raven): I asked about his cowboy outfit and he said 'I'm-a cowboy Phobos!' It wasn't even a cowboy accent. I don't know what you call a cowboy accent... anyway, he said that wasn't the point. I don't understand. Phobos makes my head hurt almost as much as Hysteria.



I wanted to teach him how to drive... but apparently he decided to go ask Nightmare. Probably a good idea, she is the least busy of us all.



Raven (the Raven): Surely I'm not the only one bothered by the fact that he is driving and not looking where he's going.
Phobos is waiting to make sure Nightmare knows what he is doing.
Raven (the Raven): But... never mind. I'm trying to hold on to what's left of my sanity.



I got to spend some bonding time exercising with my son! It was fun. Why am I so busy when I'm getting near the top of my career and have finished everything else?
Because I keep inviting our boss over and asking him for promotions, Teri. And then he just had to go die of old age and I had to befriend the new boss.
Ah. Why bother, Ia? We aren't really in a rush. We have a lot of time now.



Raven (the Raven): There it is again, the mysterious writing I can't read. I don't like that. Maybe I can figure out how to read it somewhere. Maybe there's a cross-language dictionary for it. 



Raven (the Raven): I'm starting to get the feeling that Phobos may be a walking, talking reference to lots of random stuff. But I don't know what that stuff is. I feel rather left out and annoyed now. Though maybe I'm wrong... maybe he's just crazy... this is making my head hurt again.



Phobos keeps showing everyone cat videos. I don't know why. Is he trying to convince us that we need a cat? Because we've done fine for seven generations without any pets. What could we possibly need a cat for?
Raven (the Raven): We definitely don't need a cat. It might think I was a regular bird and try to catch me or something.



He's good friends with pretty much all the family. I'm so happy that he cares about his school and wants to be on the honor roll, because Hyst really wants him to do that. Also, the Mayor will pay him for getting on the honor roll. I guess when there are three kids in the school, total, you want someone to be doing well.



Raven (the Raven): Well, yet another bizarre outfit of Phobos's. He actually said that this is his 'creepy guy in an all white suit' outfit. Apparently he doesn't differentiate by what their purpose is. I think that's outwear, though.
Which, like all other clothes except for sleeping ones, is good for everything! So now, let me get back to making sure I have some friends so I won't have to go throw a bunch of potions around when I finally become an elder.

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 80: Time Passing Quickly
« Reply #383 on: July 17, 2014, 03:50:54 PM »
I so love all of Phobos's outfits!  I can't wait to see more of him and I'm really looking forward to hearing his narration!

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 80: Time Passing Quickly
« Reply #384 on: July 17, 2014, 04:22:30 PM »
I wonder how bored Phobos's narration will be, poor kid, being the end of the dynasty is always pretty boring, yet exciting.

Rave. (the Raven) is actually wrong about one thing, thinking about stuff like how Phobos's hair grew does not make you insane, I should know, I do it all the time   ;)

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« Reply #385 on: July 17, 2014, 07:07:23 PM »
Does anyone else get the occasional urge to smack Raven (the Raven) upside the head?!? He needs to chill out! The Sheo's are too awesome for him to comprehend!
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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 80: Time Passing Quickly
« Reply #386 on: July 18, 2014, 03:18:33 PM »
I so love all of Phobos's outfits!  I can't wait to see more of him and I'm really looking forward to hearing his narration!

I have had lots of fun with his outfits, thus his theme of random-stuff-thrown-together. Or maybe it's theme of dressing-up-like-other-stuff? I'm not sure now.

I wonder how bored Phobos's narration will be, poor kid, being the end of the dynasty is always pretty boring, yet exciting.

I suspect his part will end up being a fairly short one... but hopefully entertaining.

Does anyone else get the occasional urge to smack Raven (the Raven) upside the head?!? He needs to chill out! The Sheo's are too awesome for him to comprehend!

He is definitely a very grumpy bird. Yet, for some reason, the Sheos are quite fond of him.

The Seventh Immortal

(Hyst) We're so close to the end now, that very little happens. Phobos's teenage time seemed to go by even faster than his childhood. It makes me sad. But I guess it's a good thing.



(Hyst) I know that he does call that his 'creepy guy in an all white suit' outfit, but I think its adorable!
(Teri) That's because you're mushy, Hyst. Well, and because he's adorable. Maybe we should get him a cat.



(Hyst) Grandma Mania decided to put all the plants she'd grown on the ground and take a picture of them. Then she sold them, so at least we don't have yet another collection taking up space in our yard.



(Hyst) She also redid her garden, though I'm not sure why. The only plant in the whole garden is one cheese plant. Because cheese is good and you can never have enough cheese! I wish there were more kinds of cheese.
(Teri) On that, we all agree. There should be more cheese in the world. Especially orange cheese. It's only because of you and Ia that our favorite color is black. If it were just me, we would love orange! And orange cheese best.



(Hyst) Granny Chaotic keeps getting invited out on dates. I guess she really didn't appreciate someone calling her while she was trying to talk to Phobos. It is very rude to interrupt family bonding time. We don't really have much. That's why I like it so much!



(Ia) Fear has been working on telling lots of jokes to improve his ability to tell jokes. Practice, I guess that would be. He's getting quite good at it.
(Hyst) I thought we agreed to call him Phobos.
(Ia) We agreed to name him that. But his nickname is Fear and I'm going to call him that. It's a good name.



(Teri) I think he had a better time at the prom than I did. I had to dance with that boring baby-sitter guy.
(Hyst) I had a good time! Anyway, I hope he did too.



(Ia) It was snowing in the limo. That just about summed up the evening. He was prom king and got turned down by someone he asked to dance.



(Ia) They always use that same background for prom pictures, don't they?
(Hyst) I guess. It's a nice picture!



(Teri) He really wants a cat. I'm pretty sure that's why he keeps showing everyone cat videos. I'm thinking, maybe we should get one. Any of you listening to me?



(Hyst) Well, since my time as the narrating heir ends with this part, I moved Raven the Raven into Phobos's room. He's been a good pet bird, but it's time for him to move on.
(Teri) He has been fun, hasn't he? I'm going to miss that bird.
(Ia) You two... you can be so oblivious.



(Hyst) I got to spend some fun time with my son, too. That was nice. We talked about the llama conspiracy and fishing.
(Teri) I've always wanted to fish. But I'm not allowed to.
(Ia) Maybe someday.



(Teri) Phobos is a good kid. I hope nothing happens to cause him to fail. That would be even worse than if I failed. It would make me so sad. I don't want anything bad to happen to him. 



(Hyst) I missed his birthday this time. I had to go to work.
(Ia) But we're almost at the top now. Soon we'll hardly ever have to go to work.
(Hyst) Space! I want to go to space! It's so... far away and mysterious. It's been my dream since I was young and played with blocks!
(Ia) I know.



(Hyst) Now Phobos is all grown up! Like us!
(Ia) Some of us, anyway. At least he seems better at focusing.



(Teri) Hey, I can see his face. It's been a while. I thought he wouldn't get a haircut. Apparently I was wrong.



(Ia) But there is something far more important than Phobos's birthday. Mine! Ours. However you want to put it. It's time for us to become an elder.



(Teri) But I only just got over being an adult!
(Ia) Well, that's good then. You've had your midlife crises and we can move on now.



(Teri) But I'm not ready. Why couldn't we just skip the whole cake thing and wait to I age up on my own?
(Ia) Because that is less efficient.
(Hyst) Also, everyone was hungry except grandpa Parry. So that meant we could all eat cake! I like cake.



(Hyst) This hair... it always comes back! But this is the end. I will never have to deal with it again! I'm extremely happy about that.
(Ia) And I'm extremely happy about finally being able to finish up these last few things.



(Ia) Six best friends? Check. After talking to Phobos and Iona anyway.



(Ia) Statue, painting, and photograph? Check.
(Hyst) Why can't I dress like a punk anymore? It's making me incredibly sad.
(Teri) And I lost all my pretty dresses.
(Ia) Well, neither of you ever let me wear all the bows I wanted to. So now you know what it's like.



(Ia) The main point, though, is that I've completed everything.



(Hyst) So, what do you think? Sparkles?
(Teri) I don't care what granny Mania says. If no sparkles go into making it, I don't see how ambrosia can possibly taste like sparkles.



(Ia) I don't know. But it does sparkle a lot.
(Hyst) Maybe there are sparkles inside of life fruit! I've never gotten to look at a life fruit...
(Teri) I feel young! Well, younger!



We... I... I did it. I'm immortal!


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Lifetime Wish: Become an Astronaut
Unique Career Maxed: Military
Unique Skill SuperMaxed: Handiness
Property: Watering Hole Saloon
Business: Lucky Llamas Stadium
3 Unique Rewards: Speedy Cleaner, Festival Frequenter, Stone Hearted
6 Unique BlackOps: Herding Cats, Finding New Recruits, Bring Back the Jams, Late Patrol, Flightless Birds, Congratulations on the Promotion
6 Different Best Friends: Iona Sheogorath, Phobos Sheogorath, Juston Eckert, Leanna Stark, Rosanna Galloway, Jonas Sylvester
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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 81: The Seventh Immortal
« Reply #387 on: July 18, 2014, 03:31:23 PM »
Only one more to go! Did Phobos keep his white suit for adulthood? I thought it looked pretty snazzy on him.
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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 81: The Seventh Immortal
« Reply #388 on: July 19, 2014, 08:46:34 PM »
Congrats on the seventh Immortal!  Sooo close!  I can't wait to see how Phobos does ^^

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 81: The Seventh Immortal
« Reply #389 on: July 20, 2014, 07:21:19 AM »
Congratulations on your seventh immortal, almost to the end

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 81: The Seventh Immortal
« Reply #390 on: July 20, 2014, 04:31:36 PM »
Only one more to go! Did Phobos keep his white suit for adulthood? I thought it looked pretty snazzy on him.

He still has a version of it, though I don't think it's as nice as the one he had when he was teen.

Congrats on the seventh Immortal!  Sooo close!  I can't wait to see how Phobos does ^^

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Hello, I'm Phobos. You can also call me Fear. Or Dionysus. Or pretty much whatever you like. As long you're being nice, I'm okay with it. If not, that won't go over so well.



Raven (the Raven): I see the future of the nation now. It involves the free world being lead by a lunatic in an orca costume. Maybe I ought to change my position on this whole immortality thing. If they fail... they will never leave. I'm sure that despite being completely insane and wearing an orca costume, Phobos will become the leader of the free world.
Because I wear an orca costume! The world needs more leaders who are willing to express their deep, inner love of cheese. And orcas. I'm sure that my fellow podium polishers would agree.



Since I am going to be the leader of the free world one day, I should probably be acquainted with people. Then they will know who I am and be more willing to give me campaign money one day.



I thought that this would be a good way to see who is coming to the festival. But it doesn't seem to be working. More people need to come to the Spring Festival! That way I don't have to go find them. I'm not sure where else to look.



The festival ended for the day just as I was telling this festival attendee about the dangerous bicycles that will one day attempt take over the world. Maybe I should try to remember her, so I can finish that conversation eventually. Otherwise, what will she do with the bicycle take-over happens?



I like practicing speeches with the mirror. Then I can look at myself while I talk. I'm very awesome.
Raven (the Raven): You're a snob.
An awesome snob. Who will make many friends with my great charisma skills! I like making friends, it's fun to go and talk to people. That's why I like to go to the festivals. Other people also go there.



Raven (the Raven): When you guys finish this whole immortality thing, one way or another, can you send me somewhere nice? You know, bright and sunny but not a desert? Like those isles called Isla Paradiso or something?
I've heard of the isles. They're a wonderful place to be, except when they are horrible.
Raven (the Raven): I don't think we're talking about the same isles...



Another new friend! She was appropriately impressed by my possessions, especially my moodlet manager. It is awesome. Apparently she's rich. I doubt she's anywhere close to as rich as my family. I suppose she'll just have to live with that. Anyway, it's back to the festival for me. Well, once it opens. Why can't it be open all the time?



My sister will win that contest, I'm sure. She's the werewolf cook, not the other person. I guess that, technically, she's my half-sister. Anyway, we're best friends. So I hope that she wins!



I met a lot of interesting people at the festival. Like an acrobat fairy. Some days there are more people at the festival than others. My family goes to the festivals sometimes. Most of them don't like the Spring Festival much, though. Apparently the love inspector machine upset everyone in my family except for great-granny Nightmare.



For some reason, she didn't appreciate my advice about building a boat out of calipers and tongs. I thought it was good.
Raven (the Raven): How did you even come up with something that crazy?
I didn't. Someone else did. I was just sharing.



That's Jonas Sylvester. We went to school together and he became a paparazzi afterwards. I thought he was girl when we were young because he looked a lot like my mother in her pictures from when she was a child.
Raven (the Raven):



Anyway, he's a great guy. He doesn't think I'm creepy when I talk about how bicycles are plotting to take over the world with the bananas and the pudding for dressing. So now I feel bad about turning down that date he asked me to go on. I was focused on going and meeting people new at the time. 



I need a kitty! Why has my family never gotten a kitty? Who can survive without a fluffy and sweet kitty to spend time with?
Raven (the Raven): Apparently the rest of your family. And I think you were invited over for a party, not to spend time playing with cats.
But this is a lot more fun than a party.



Since I already almost mastered the charisma stuff, I decided to master logic as well! Just for fun, several of my family members are already very good with it. But why does the fairy acrobat have to be a ranked chess player? She thinks being insane is creepy. But it isn't. It's good!



I have no idea what I'm doing with this computer. Really. None at all. Go away.
Raven (the Raven): So... that's it, I guess?

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 82: Future Campaign Funders
« Reply #391 on: July 20, 2014, 04:54:06 PM »
LOL!  Oh I love Phobos!  His love of orcas and cheese is great ^^

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« Reply #392 on: July 20, 2014, 05:17:29 PM »
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I need a kitty! Why has my family never gotten a kitty? Who can survive without a fluffy and sweet kitty to spend time with?
Don't I know what you mean Phobos, don't I know, my entire childhood, the one thing I wanted was a cat. At least I could eventually move out and get one, he has to wait until elder hood, poor dude.

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Raven (the Raven): When you guys finish this whole immortality thing, one way or another, can you send me somewhere nice? You know, bright and sunny but not a desert? Like those isles called Isla Paradiso or something?
Akon, by now I've basically decided that you're doing the legacy.

Oh, and I love how you use the traits the way you do, like you almost explained a few traits of Phobos's. This is what I've figured out so far: Insane, Cat person, Friendly, Charismatic, and Snob. Yes, I can pick out stuff that easily, though I might have this all wrong. I sometimes look for clues (and find them) in the wrong places :D

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 82: Future Campaign Funders
« Reply #393 on: July 21, 2014, 08:20:42 PM »
No update, at the moment, but an announcement. I completed the dynasty! So thank you all for helping me to get there, because I doubt I could have stuck with it otherwise.

LOL!  Oh I love Phobos!  His love of orcas and cheese is great ^^

Cheese is important to the Sheos. They each have a piece of cheese in their room and in their skill-area :)

Oh, and I love how you use the traits the way you do, like you almost explained a few traits of Phobos's. This is what I've figured out so far: Insane, Cat person, Friendly, Charismatic, and Snob. Yes, I can pick out stuff that easily, though I might have this all wrong. I sometimes look for clues (and find them) in the wrong places :D

You are quite right about all his traits, except for cat person. He got randomed the virtuoso trait when he was born, but never got to even play an instrument. Instead, he gets to talk about cats. Probably due to the fact that I miss my own cats a lot, as I haven't seen them in about two months now.

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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 82: Future Campaign Funders
« Reply #394 on: July 21, 2014, 09:33:34 PM »
And now I have an update! Once again, thank-you to everyone who is reading this story!

Cthulu Sheogorath

Raven (the Raven): Yes, a dark secret has been revealed. Phobos can't spell Cthulu. Also, he knew what he was doing with that computer. He was adopting a cat! A kitten he named Cthulu. Because, once again, he apparently doesn't know how it's spelled. Wait, does that have an agreed-on spelling? I don't know now...



Raven (the Raven): So this is Cthulu. The diabolical little kitten that has come to steal my place as the beloved family pet. How am I supposed to ruin their lives if they totally ignore me? It's been hard enough as it is. Wait... I probably shouldn't say that here.



My kitten is the most adorable thing I have ever seen! Even more adorable than me when I was little! Though I guess I'll have to train her not to be destructive. My family probably won't like it if she scratches up the furniture.



Raven (the Raven): See? That cat is already more popular than me. And I've been here for generations! She doesn't even talk.
Yes, she does. Meowing is talking. And I think she likes orcas and cheese too.
Raven (the Raven): I like cheese...



My family decided to all go to the library and read science books. I don't know why. They must not have much to do, being immortal and everything. Also I think great-granny Nightmare wants to have a collection of large sculptors egg gems. So maybe she wants to learn to clone things.



It's not very important. What matters is that I have a kitty!
Raven (the Raven): It's not fair! I'm the family pet.
And you always will be. Cthulu is my pet. She is so fluffy.



Now, to keep learning to make potions so I will be a master of logic! Except that there's a challenge about tutoring children apparently. I'm not going to be able to do that. I don't know any children. Ah well, I'll accomplish everything else! Then I can teach others so they will not be ignorant.



Raven (the Raven): Cthulu has more pictures of her than I have of me. I'm pretty sure. Or at least, she will before long. I feel like I have been betrayed.



Another ranked chess opponent to fall before my awesome chess skills! Well, I guess they must be awesome. Since I keep winning. I don't really know what I'm doing.
Raven (the Raven): Then how can you even play?
I wonder about that too.



My sweet little kitten became a grown-up kitty. I think she got even fluffier! Maybe I will go boast to my fellow employees about my cat. I'm sure my cat is better than their pets.
Raven (the Raven): What about your bird? I'm better than their pets too. I can talk. Also I'm immortal. And attached to the wall. Both of those for mysterious and unknown reasons.



I did tell my co-workers about you. They thought it was very funny for some reason. Sometimes, I think they think I'm crazy.
Raven (the Raven): That's because you are. Except that I'm real. I'm not a hallucination. Right?
Well, I don' think you are. Do you feel like a collective hallucination?



Raven (the Raven): Great, I'm being replaced by a cat and now I'm questioning my entire existence. I could really use some sympathy right about now. You're supposed to be friendly and stuff, Phobos. Make me feel better!
You need my grandpa. He's good at brightening your day.



Cthulu is so much fun to play with.
Raven (the Raven): You... you're devoting an entire update to your cat? We're almost done, there's barely anything left!
Exactly. Cthulu is the most interesting person in the family. Possibly the entire city. Lucky Palms has become very empty and boring. Well, it has been my entire life. I guess it was interesting a long, long time ago when great-granny Nightmare moved here. 



Raven (the Raven): Replaced... by a cat... I really need to move somewhere cheerful after this.
You don't want to come with us to the Shivering Isles? It's a wonderful place. At least, that's what great-granny Nightmare says. Also that's what the voices that float around in the air say. And my dreams. So it must be true.
Raven (the Raven): Wonderful for you. Not for me. Give me a nice, sane place any time. With sunlight and happy people who aren't crazy.



Raven (the Raven): And now the cat is invading my area.
Cthulu even slept on my bed! She is such a sweet kitty. But I have things to do aside from admire my gorgeous cat. Like play chess!



Why has my chess opponent abandoned me just to go mourn some old paparazzi guy? It's rude and inconsiderate. How could that paparazzi be impolite enough to die on our lot? I was in the middle of a very important cheese game. Chess. Not cheese. But cheese is very good.



I can't believe that this ranked chess opponent, Ivy something-or-other, was rude enough to say that she should be excused for going to mourn a fellow paparazzi for a moment when I have to get up and freak out about the full moon every few minutes. It's the full moon! That's a perfectly good reason to interrupt a chess match, not like hers.


Ah well, I won anyway. Eventually. And had my birthday! Not at the same time. Those were totally different days. I can do this, I can help my family reach our goal!



Except, I'm not a fan of wrinkles. How did I get so old? Why am I so old?
Raven (the Raven): Now you know vaguely what it feels like to be me. In a completely different way. Look, it's not fun being me, okay? And what is with all you Sheos and your mid-life crisis-es these last few generations?



Raven (the Raven): Should the cat be playing on Beulah Patterson's final sculpture? I'm pretty sure that's important to Nightmare. Kind of like Darren Dreamer's masterpiece. Really, why do we still have those two random things?
I don't know. Anyway, as long as she doesn't scratch the famous toilet, I'm sure it's fine.



Raven (the Raven): This is the beginning of the end, isn't it? I've lost Phobos. Now I'll lose Obe and everyone else. Though I don't really care of I lose Hysteria, because she almost drove me crazy anyway.



Look at my cat playing on the floor. She's so fluffy and cute.
Raven (the Raven): Well, fine. If that's how it's going to be. I came here as a pet that someone got at a garage sale of my former owner's stuff. Because they weren't immortal. Anyways, I've had it! I shall return to my original goal, the one I had before Demi was nice to me and I stopped wanting you to fail. I am Raven (the Raven) and I will be your villain!



That's nice, but I have to go to work now so I can get promoted to mayor or something. Have fun while I'm gone.



Raven (the Raven): I will have revenge!

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« Reply #395 on: July 21, 2014, 09:59:49 PM »
LOL!  Oh my Watcher... the thought of Raven (the Raven) as a villain is too hilarious for words XD

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« Reply #396 on: July 21, 2014, 11:33:59 PM »
That is the funniest chapter so far. Poor Raven!

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« Reply #397 on: July 22, 2014, 07:52:49 AM »
*Throws Confeti* Congragulations on finishing the dynasty. And welcome Cthulu Sheograth to the dynasty, forever!

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I can't believe that this ranked chess opponent, Ivy something-or-other, was rude enough to say that she should be excused for going to mourn a fellow paparazzi for a moment when I have to get up and freak out about the full moon every few minutes. It's the full moon! That's a perfectly good reason to interrupt a chess match, not like hers.
My two favorite lines in the entire story (so far)

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I am Raven (the Raven) and I will be your villain!
I'm not sure wether to be afraid or laugh. i'm just wondering how he'll at least attempt to sabotage the dynasty while being stuck to a wall and made of plastic. Also, now I'm wondering why he'll be turned human and sent away, because now it doesn't seem like it'll be his reward.

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« Reply #398 on: July 22, 2014, 10:32:13 AM »
Congrats on finishing and eventually taking your place at the very top of the Hall of Fame! (since it's alphabetical)

And none of Lovecraft's monsters can hold up to that cat, can they? ;)
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Re: Sheo Immortal Dynasty - Chapter 83: Cthulu Sheogorath
« Reply #399 on: July 22, 2014, 10:49:57 PM »
LOL!  Oh my Watcher... the thought of Raven (the Raven) as a villain is too hilarious for words XD

He isn't really cut out to be a villain, I suspect. Also, he has a hard time actually doing anything other than narrating. Though he has occasionally managed.

That is the funniest chapter so far. Poor Raven!

Thanks! I am always happy to hear that the Sheos have been entertaining!

*Throws Confeti* Congragulations on finishing the dynasty. And welcome Cthulu Sheograth to the dynasty, forever!
I'm not sure wether to be afraid or laugh. i'm just wondering how he'll at least attempt to sabotage the dynasty while being stuck to a wall and made of plastic. Also, now I'm wondering why he'll be turned human and sent away, because now it doesn't seem like it'll be his reward.

Thank you! While how he will end up doing a legacy has yet to be shown, he will be doing one and have his own story. Probably very soon, as there is very little left of the Sheogorath Dynasty to cover. Poor Phobos is going to have the least time to narrate.

Congrats on finishing and eventually taking your place at the very top of the Hall of Fame! (since it's alphabetical)
And none of Lovecraft's monsters can hold up to that cat, can they? ;)

Thanks! Cthulu is so fluffy and orange that she reminds me of one of my family's cat, so I am extremely fond of her. She's also doing her fair part in driving Raven (the Raven) crazy! Which I guess makes a lot of sense considering her name and owners.

Raven (the Raven)'s Challenge



Raven (the Raven): So... are you feeling pressured by your success at work lately? I noticed that you wished you could get fired recently.
I was. But then I realized that if I don't become the leader of the free world, someone else will. And I'm the most qualified person for the job! So I got over it. Kind of like the whole mid-life crises thing.



Raven (the Raven): No, no! You should go back to thinking about getting fired. You should get fired. Or just quit! You should never, ever reach the top of a career, because that will be no fun. Trust me, I'm sure I'm right about that. This is not an evil plan.



You know, I think that you need something to cheer you up! Now if I could just think what a bird attached to a wall would like... Hmm...



Fish? I don't know. Do ravens eat fish? Does Raven (the raven) even eat? I don't think he does. Though he might eat cheese.



Let's see. Bird eat worms. And bugs. And other stuff. I don't know. Maybe you know? What? Why are you always so rude? That other person who talks with the little finger hands is really mean.
Raven (the Raven): You know what, I'm fine. Please just stop talking nonsense!



Butterflies have wings. That makes them kind of like birds, right? I'm not a scientist. I am a master of logic, but I don't see what that has to do with knowing anything about butterflies. Wait... I know! Raven (the raven) just needs an extra dose of insanity! The poor thing has been sane all this time.



So... how do you drive a bird mad? Maybe if I observe this one for a while, I'll figure it out. Except I'm starting to think that the average bird may have much lower intelligence than our bird. I guess my bird is superior. I should have realized that.



I'll just talk to an expert! My great-granny Chaotic. She made her brother, sister, sister's imaginary friend, and her own imaginary friend all crazy! She can probably help Raven (the raven).



Only apparently, she won't help. She says the secret is too important to tell anyone. Not even me! It must be a good secret, too, if it makes everyone who hears it go insane. It looks like I'll have to find another way to help Raven (the raven). And I think I have an idea!



Raven (the Raven): An idea. That sounds bad. For me. I'm trying to work out a new plan to cause you to fail and ruin your dynasty so I can have my revenge. Leave me alone, please.



Raven (the Raven): Well... maybe that wasn't the best argument. Someone finally decided to take me seriously and stuck me in the kitchen. Why do I have to be in the kitchen?
You will receive a higher percentage of insanity per day, and as a result, you will feel much better! Probably. It's for the best. You'll see.



Raven (the Raven): I see the cat that stole my place in the world.
Cthulu did no such thing! She's just a sweet, little, fluffy kitty. Though maybe she's driving you insane, in which case she's an excellent member of the Sheogorath family!



Chaotic isn't terribly happy with Raven (the raven) at the moment. Since she's the one who got him way back. She says that he doesn't deserve to get to be insane and come with us to the land of madness.
Raven (the raven): I agree with her. I refuse to go to the crazy-people-land and be replaced by a cat there, too.



My mother said she doesn't know why Raven (the raven) would want us to fail. Then she said that it was obvious and that we're all oblivious for not noticing sooner. My mother can be a little strange. She's a tough chess opponent, too.



I discovered some stars, satellites and a moon, I think. The names I came up with were really good, too.
Raven (the Raven): You named them all New Name! Every single one! You know what? You are completely out of your mind. If you actually make it to the end, I'll be surprised! Like when you were teaching Ulamog about logic?



Raven (the Raven): What does partying have to do with logic? I can't take much more of this! I don't even care that half of you are mad at me because you finally paid enough attention to notice that I really do want you to fail. I just want this to end.



Raven (the Raven): Oh look. Cthulu is playing in Beulah's immortal toilet again. Why do we even call it that? Anyway, maybe Nightmare will get mad. Maybe something bad will happen. Maybe a meteor will smash something. Like the museum.



The full moon has risen! And how am I supposed to sleep when it's up there in the sky, staring at me? Oh, I hear music. Ice cream truck!



Excuse me while I take my popsicle and ride in my limousine out to the middle of town to freak out because of the moon. This is perfectly normal and reasonable behavior.



Raven (the Raven): So... I don't really know what to do. Being a villain is hard. Especially when your enemies are trying to drive you insane. Even their cat.

 

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