Pippin: And we rejoin the Baglum household where we find
Jarod Seneca hard at work on his logic skill and creating potions.

Scarlet: You're seriously calling this a picture of Seneca?
Pippin: He's there! Anyway, Seneca needed to advance that logic skill in a hurry to be able to tutor our young heir.

Pippin: And after aging up and being given hair...
Scarlet: (sigh)
Pippin: ...we use the motive mobile to make all day tutoring fun happen!

Deacon: Did Pippin really just call this fun?
Seneca: He's a teacher, just go with it.
Pippin: And eventually, tutoring ends, school begins, and we move on to teen.

Scarlet: Anita, stop looking so psychotic. You're frightening my son.
Anita: I LOVE CAKE!!!
Pippin: But Deacon wasn't the only one aging up.

Pippin: A rather singed Seneca went from young adult to adult...

Pippin: Scarlet went from adult to...adult-plus...
Scarlet: I'll take that, now let's go fix my hair again.
Pippin: and Anita...

Pippin: stayed the same age and continued to wow audiences everywhere she went.
Deacon: Here, Bishop, I had dad make this for you.

Pippin: Wait, you have a creepy doll?

Pippin: So, for no apparent reason, we welcome Bishop into the household.
Bishop: I'm here to pollinate so we have awesome blue hair genes.
Pippin: Welcome to the family, Bishop!


Pippin: Yes. He'll do nicely. Anyway, prom came around and each of the boys had a date.

Bishop: My date's a fairy.
Deacon: Mine's an adult...?
Pippin: And they each came home with their date having turned into their girlfriends...except that Deacon's couldn't register that way.
Deacon: That's okay. My cougar girlfriend likes younger men.

Pippin: And judging by that car, she specifically likes young wealthy men.
Deacon: Yeah, I'm like a young Bruce Wayne.

Deacon: (in a really deep voice) I'm Batman.
Pippin: Hey, Batman, you want a phone book to sit on so you can see over the hood of your Batmobile?
Deacon: ...yes.
Pippin: And in other news, the house caught on fire again.

Seneca: Oh. Sorry. That was me.
Pippin: And since that wasn't disturbing enough, Scarlet's imaginary friend who is still in her inventory appeared again.

Pippin: And he spent the whole day aging up to catch up with her.

Buddy: I'm again up again!!
Scarlet: It's like the fifth birthday you've had today. They stopped being special a while ago.
Pippin: And speaking of birthdays,

Pippin: we'll have more next time.