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Re: The Green Witch Legacy
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2014, 09:01:49 PM »
Enter the Players

This is Chastity. She is a witch, and lives at 1005 Pomona Promenade, in Appaloosa Plains. Her traits are Dramatic, Family-Oriented, Virtuoso, Childish, and Proper. She wants to be Surrounded by Family. Chastity also hates me, or will soon do so if she has any brains at all.



This is one of Chastity's only possessions. It is a violin and an awful investment. Chastity will be playing it for tips instead of getting a real job because the first generation of any legacy should be about raising an obscene number of children in a cardboard box. And not a classy cardboard box, either. A gross old one that used to be the hideout of an incontinent elderly cat.



This is the Hut. I feel it warrants a capital letter. The facilities are inside, because I need her to pop out some babies and if she's "that lunatic who pees in an exposed toilet by her mailbox", finding a willing mate gets a lot harder.



So I sent her off on her broom (which spouts glitter why exactly?) to take a cooking class and another in handiness, because she's gonna need to be able to make mac and cheese and unclog her BargainToilet.



Then I sent her to stalk out the neighbors. Calvin Riffin was the only one home, and although they were attracted to each other, they didn't deal with it the same way.





Calvin: LADY CREATURE IN HOUSE!!!

Chastity: I don't love this wallpaper...

After that, they played tag. Chastity managed to look weirdly dignified. Also, shouldn't Childish and Proper conflict? I feel like they should...



Chastity's ADD is apparently worse than mine, because she randomly popped a wish to go to the park three seconds into their game of tag. I decided to indulge her and sent her to the Performance Park because it was the first park I saw. There, the Marshalls were being adorable and Barrington and Juanita were being less so.



I set Chastity to practicing violin because there were no potential spawning-partners. She likes it. A lot. Someone hold me.



Juanita started cheering for her, but I think it's because she saw Chas's demon eyes, not because she was moved by the horribly out-of-tune rendition of "Hot Cross Buns".



Chas went home after gaining her first level and half in the violin skill, and proceeded to dump salt on a wedge of cheese and some flour.



Then she ate it on the toilet while stabbing herself in the gums with a spoon. 'Cause she's classy like that.



Once she'd cleaned up, she proceeded to pass out dramatically because I discovered the interaction she was exhausted. She finally put on her curtain-pajamas and went to bed, and I was free to explore the town.





I've been left with one very important question. Where is the water coming from?



I don't think this is going to go well.
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Re: The Green Witch Legacy
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2014, 10:19:30 PM »
Your storytelling is too funny! I'm looking forward to reading more about Chastity's adventures in Appoloosa Plains :)

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 09:43:03 AM »
I'm enjoying your humor. Did you roll for traits? I would think that childish and proper would conflict too. Oh well, family oriented and virtuoso can be very useful.

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2014, 07:37:21 PM »
Your storytelling is too funny! I'm looking forward to reading more about Chastity's adventures in Appoloosa Plains :)

I'm glad you like it! Although I'm thinking there might be more awkward floundering than adventuring with Chastity. I love my Sims, but she's a dope.

I'm enjoying your humor. Did you roll for traits? I would think that childish and proper would conflict too. Oh well, family oriented and virtuoso can be very useful.

Thanks! And yeah, I did roll. Admittedly I rolled twice because the first time I got traits I was really familiar with, and I'm trying to micromanage less in this file. But hopefully things will go okay with the very probably weird traits the family will end up with.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 09:57:49 PM »
This Update Sucks

First, I have to show you a picture because Chastity is the cutest, dopiest Sim I've ever had.



So anyway.... I'm not sure what to do with this first chunk. So I'm going to summarize the events and show you the very unhelpful and confusing screenshots I took. First of all, Chas woke up at six and was immediately sent to a house that I was about 5% sure had a guy living in it. (It was the wrong house, but there were still potential spawning partners, so I had her stay.) First of all, a teenage girl who social services should get out of that house greeted Chas. Then she went in, saw a guy in snakeskin pants and another napping in a brightly-lit room wearing only glasses and his underwear, and decided NOT to run away. Underwear-Lad ran off into the night once I woke him up, so Chastity proceeded to introduce herself to the other one. They had a rousing discussion about poultry limbs, and then I sent Chas home.













Anyway, the result of it all is that Chas is going to marry Cornrows (or at least have his babies), and, because Underwear-Lad was a jerk, I Chastity stole a hedgehog.



No, really. Its name is Winter because that's what I rolled. (Mr. Prickle-Butt seemed a bit too on the nose.)

When she got home, Chas ate lunch and promptly began living up to her Dramatic trait as she histrionically declared she was starving. Why no, that's not in the wrong order.



Chastity then proceeded to do about three chores in nine hours. ("The efficiency!" she exclaimed snarkily. )

Anyway, to stop this from being a boring, run-of-the-mill picture "montage", I'm going to set it to "Eye of the Tiger".

Rising up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive




So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive




It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger




*whatever sound a .mp3 file makes after being stabbed*

Well, no more Survivor for you.

Anyway, Chas invited Zac(k) over (at 10:30!!) and attempted to romance him.



Up to a point, it worked.



And then it didn't.



Whatever, they're still going to end up together. Some pillow-fighting patched up the hit to their relationship, and Zac(k) took off at about 2 am because this is a totally normal courtship, you guys.

Chas retired to her lair and calmly ate a dinner/midnight snack/breakfast.



She would yet seduce the one known as Snakeskin McCornrows. She would win. She always won.



MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

... Hmh. That got weird.
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Re: The Green Witch Legacy -- This Update Sucks
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 10:14:57 PM »
Snakeskin McCornrows was the spouse of my founder in one of my dynasty attempts (not documented). He is awesome so good luck with your legacy.



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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 10:24:51 PM »
Great spouse choices  :o Oh that dramatic trait! Diva is another entertaining one.

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 10:34:42 PM »
Somehow, this topic got stickied and I blame my clumsy fingers for it.

Regardless, hurrah for another legacy of yours and finding a good babydaddy/maybe spouse.
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 11:51:06 PM »
This is hilarious!

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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2014, 04:42:19 PM »
Snakeskin McCornrows was the spouse of my founder in one of my dynasty attempts (not documented). He is awesome so good luck with your legacy.

Always good to have a positive testimonial! I hope he cooperates... And thank you very much!

Great spouse choices  :o Oh that dramatic trait! Diva is another entertaining one.

Well, it couldn't be Calvin Riffin because of the siblings and Underwear Lad ran away, but all the same I like Snakeskin McCornrows. I haven't used either Diva or Dramatic much. I'm loving Dramatic so far; hopefully I'll role Diva at some point too.

Somehow, this topic got stickied and I blame my clumsy fingers for it.

Regardless, hurrah for another legacy of yours and finding a good babydaddy/maybe spouse.

Are you suggesting it isn't worth stickying?! I am AGHAST, I tell you, AGHAST.  ;D Thanks! I'm crossing my fingers for spouse just in case they pick up some celebrity points, but if he turns out to have Commitment Issues (note: I know exactly zero of his traits at the moment) I'll be far too lazy to bother.

This is hilarious!

Thank y'all very much! So far I've written these at about 3 am. I wonder if they'd still be entertaining if I wrote one when I WASN'T exhausted?
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2014, 04:55:59 PM »
Sometimes being overly tired shuts down your filters and lets you be totally goofy. We, your readers, benefit.

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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2014, 05:24:37 PM »
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A gross old one that used to be the hideout of an incontinent elderly cat.

I'm a goof for re-reading this several times because it makes me laugh so much!  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 09:20:07 PM »
Sometimes being overly tired shuts down your filters and lets you be totally goofy. We, your readers, benefit.

I'm glad to have you regard it as a good thing; I was worried I was just writing "CRAZY" on my forehead.

I'm a goof for re-reading this several times because it makes me laugh so much!  ;D

Then I'm a goof, too, because I'm very proud of that line! I'm so happy you got some laughs out of it.
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2014, 10:23:08 PM »
This is so great! The introduction especially, with the Hut, was brilliant! Chas is adorable. Is the update title "This Update Sucks" a reference to Psych?

Can't wait to read more!
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2014, 09:10:23 PM »
This is so great! The introduction especially, with the Hut, was brilliant! Chas is adorable. Is the update title "This Update Sucks" a reference to Psych?

Can't wait to read more!

Well, I can tell you this: it'll get a much worse name in the next update. And actually, let's say that it is a reference. I didn't think of it at the time, but I like that.
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2014, 10:14:35 PM »
I Do Revenge Weirdly

The next day and night were boring and entirely wasted because Chas slept in too late. I'm gonna show you what happened anyway.

First, Chas had some sort of vision, apparently. Hopefully she's sensing a cornrowed baby in the near future, 'cause otherwise we're going to have a problem.



Then she practiced violin while being all Proper and dainty-like by sticking out her pinky finger. OH! And in case anyone is curious WHY I write these at 3am, as I mentioned in response to Lisa46's comment, it's because that face gives me nightmares and I can't sleep. Any humor in these is a coping mechanism.

Just kidding! ...Or am I?



MOVING ON! I played with her witchy powers for the first time. And because I am easily distracted by colorful and shiny things, this was the highlight of my week.





I'm completely in love with how ridiculously expressive Chas is, but I promise I'll pretend to try to not talk about it after this.



She and Snakeskin went on a date at the festival.



Wait, what? No, wait, I swear, they were totes romantic! WHERE ARE THE NICE PICTURES?!?!



Umm... Well, this one definitely falls in the "debatable" category, but we'll try it out.



Long story short, they're now romantic interests. I tried to go for dating, but Snakeskin has Commitment Issues because of course he does. I bet Underwear Lad didn't. *grumble, grumble* So I settled for him moving in.



I did a few expansions to account for Count McCornrows moving in, but this picture is obsolete. As the title of the update states, I do revenge weirdly. Like, really weirdly. And sometimes weird vengeance requires a few purchases.



Meet the first level of Zac Whipsnake's personal Hell:

Jubel,



Misty (I believe I can fly!),



Hardimos,



and Boo.



The box owned by an adult-diaper-wearing kitty is no longer the stuff of legend! BEHOLD! THE CAT BOX!



Ahem.

Also I made him repair a sink.



Anyway, unspeakable things occurred in the shower the night SsMc showed up. Music was heard and innocence was lost, etc.



Zac is an awful human being. Dude, your lady-friend is vomiting! STOP WATCHING CAT VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!



He did pull this face afterward, though, so I forgave him. For now...



The toilet may not forgive Chastity, though.



Anyway, a few hours later, Chas spun around like a ballerina becoming a pregnant ex-ballerina.

Um, maybe just ignore that last sentence.

Selling teenage girl Sims on abstinence must be pretty easy, though. If you get pregnant, you'll look like this!



Well, in conclusion, these people should not be legacy founders. But I've already adopted four cats, so The Dope and The Chinstrap can't make things much worse. I hope.

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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2014, 05:12:12 AM »
Oh, god, stop making me laugh so much! (No, really you should continue  ;))
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2014, 12:06:21 PM »
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And because I am easily distracted by colorful and shiny things, this was the highlight of my week.

I totally understand  ;D

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« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2014, 04:06:26 PM »
Oh, god, stop making me laugh so much! (No, really you should continue  ;))

As long as you sign the waiver when my lawyers (read: imaginary friends) finish writing it.

I totally understand  ;D

It always sounds embarrassing when I admit to it, but.... PRETTY!
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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2014, 06:30:39 PM »
Revenge 2: The Revengening

So I did a tad more building because Chas is going to be knocked up for forever, pretty much, and that generally results in children.



Misty isn't happy about it. Also I think she's a demon, so that's weird. And the whole goiter thing, that's weird too.



I'm glad I got the cats, though, and not just because Zac has to clean the litterbox twice a day. Mostly 'cause Boo and Misty are BFFs and it's kinda adorable. OH! And Boo looks like the Cheshire Cat, by the way. I'll post proof soon. Because the public deserves to know. It's like Jesus Toast that way.



Zac is working on his career (Cooking) mostly. Partly because we need money and partly because I like to envision him wearing a separate hairnet for each cornrow.



Chas is a good cat-momma. I think she'll be a good person-momma too.



...As long as she doesn't continue to stare into the middle distance whenever she interacts with the baby.



Snakeskin is being about as sweet as a wadhole like him can be. He does spend time with Chas, he just looks nauseous while doing so.



Seriously, though. Take the initiative, man! A PREGNANT LADY SHOULD NOT BE SUPPORTING THE WEIGHT OF A GROWN MAN!



If anybody's wondering why I'm still giving Snakeskin so much crap, it's because 1) there are nine levels of Hell (according to Google) and 2) he keeps turning Chas down and then doing stuff like this:



Color me infuriated. (I think it's a shade of puce).

But back to the important part! I think we're all pretty excited to see Chas's labor-face, aren't we? Here ya go:



Just take it aaaall in.

Anyway, I think the pain went to her head and left her delirious, because she rode her broom, which I'm starting to suspect is powered by manic smiles, to the hospital. Snakeskin C. McCornrows was too busy... chef-ing to take her.



To his credit (and the increase of my boiling rage), Snakeskin sprinted over as soon Chas reached the hospital.



And 8:51pm, the proud parents left, with a blue slug named Philip Green in tow! I named him that so I could call him Pip. And, um, for other, legitimate reasons. He's Hydrophobic and a Couch Potato. Just a winner from birth.



He's all smiley and stuff. It's disgusting.



The parents, weirdly proud of their procreative prowess (because all parents magically forget that stupid people are really awesome at popping out babies too), decided to make Philip a sibling, because they don't value their sanity.



Well, the last bit of news I have is that I forced Zac to go steady with and propose to Chastity. Also Misty has to pee.



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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2014, 06:52:15 PM »
Revenge 2: The Revengening

NO! GO AWAY, FEELINGS! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2014, 07:35:28 PM »
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He does spend time with Chas, he just looks nauseous while doing so.

I'm not sure if Chas should be complimented or insulted by Snakeskin's nauseous face  :o

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Color me infuriated. (I think it's a shade of puce).

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« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2014, 09:50:27 AM »
Aww, little Pip is a darling.
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« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2014, 07:24:06 PM »
I love you

*bows*

I'm not sure if Chas should be complimented or insulted by Snakeskin's nauseous face  :o

Who says you don't learn something new everyday  ;D

Honestly, neither do I. But I do know that it infuriates me, so I'm mostly gonna focus on that.  ;D Also, I do know who DOESN'T say that: people with bad memories. You can tell them that there's a type of jellyfish that lives forever every day, and every day it'll blow their minds.

Aww, little Pip is a darling.

He's so smiley it makes me a little uncomfortable. I think I'm allergic to joy.
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